You win, you are now the coach of the Crew. Come on up.

Pfff, I'm glad he's gone. Who's with me? Also, who we thinking to replace? #Crew96 #SearchForTopBanana

PODS UP! No coach, no problem! JK, it's a problem. Roster decisions made, MLS final is here, and we give thanks to....well nothing really. Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614

PODS ALL GRO'wn UP! Pete from New 2 Crew joins the Club (Finally) to talk Papa Nancy leaving, Stadium names, and all things Crew. Listen to all this and less.... GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #New2CrewLoveU

Does Evander get an assist for the Miami 3rd?

PODS UP! We got no playoffs, we got no coach?, OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Everything is changing and we're just out here living. The Clubs discusses MLS changes, Season, Hell's for real, and less. #Crew96 #Chchchanges #EveryThingIsFineDogFireGif

Sorry fam, as soon as #Crew96 lost, the club split 5 different ways and went to 5 corners of the world in search of fresh meat. Sadly, our flights cancelled and we were stranded. Luckily, we’ll be back this week. Loads to talk about… #MakeBezColumbusAgain #PleaseDontGo #DontGoooooo

Legend Build the statue, circle that honor, make him Mayor #Crew96 #6oat #HeartEmoji

Name something softer than Evander #Crew96 #AndWeHaveRossiLOL #PoorBbySoftBoi

Eat a (gcg)bag of dix GARY!!! GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #HellIsReal

WAKE UP FAM, IT’S GAME DAY What you got? Predic time (insert Wesson Watch Celly) #Crew96 #HelIsReal #HellIsntActuallyRealLOL

PODS UP!!! Crew dish the L in the Hell Is Real - 4 LOCO soccer game match. I blame the refs. Macho is back, Youth up Top, .01 xGlol, Crew dust off the Game Genie, and less! Get Stuck in! #Crew96 #HellIsReal #Numble4

I’m no scientist, but this is good right? #HellIsReal #Crew96

#Crew96 #HellIsReal

Win by 10. LFG

HiR volume 2, track 2, electric boogaloo. Cat mascot Battle in Columbus, what you got? Get Stuck In-> #Crew96 #ShowMeThatPredix

PODS UP! Haws is dropping Jupiter in his ear so the remaining Soul-Sisters talk Cinci lose and what we need to improve on for leg 2. Get on the hype "Train" for Sunday and up dem LADS #Crew96 #HellIsReal Anyhoo, here's Gary ->

Get on the bus, it’s time for HELL What’s everyone got for predix?? Hit us-> #Crew96 #Crew614 #HellIsReal

What’s the honest (Abe) difference between underground and subterranean? One person is asleep, one person is there, and one person is playing video games. Ben joins @acesradio.bsky.social this week. Get stuck in! #MorgansMysteryDoll #DarbyOrDaBrunt

PODS UP! WE'RE LIVE!! For the first time ever, the pod was live, together, in love, friendship explosion! So the audio may be weird. Club talks Tent Giveaway, RB Game, 6oat, Nag6e, Run, Playoffs, and less! GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #NagbeTheGreat #6oat

Hell is Real, see you in Hell Cinci #TripleQuadruple #Crew96

It’s time for #predictpicks for the #decisionday matchup between #crew96 and #nyrb - what do you think the scoreline will be?

We are setting up with @supportersupply.co tomorrow (10/18/25) outside of Betty’s. Come say hello, grab a free wristband, sticker, or car magnet (while supplies last) and enter to win a prize! Raffle winners will be announced on a future episode. And shop for some new gear from @supportersupply.co

PODS UP!!! Our favorite Corpse painted Capo PACO joins the club to talk Decision Day/Playoffs, being scared of heights, assaulting friends at stop lights, and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #DecisionDayHooray

PODS UP! The boys are back are back in (out of) town! Our return to form is complete...kinda. Club talks Orlando, Harry and the Hendersons, Giant Ants/Aunts and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614

A whole stadium vs @flordecke.bsky.social Go Get’m -> hit them Predix’s #Crew96 #ShowMeEhatYouGot

PODS UP!! New math fools us again! Crew barely eeeek out a 2-0 loss to Chicago. They Ber-Halted us in our tracks, but good news WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS. Pop the Blatz and get on the dance floor crewzers....it's time to limbo! #Crew96 #NewMath

We suck, but I’ll be damned if they don’t build a statue for Bush. #Crew96

Windy Shitty, down half the squad…need a win….what’s the worst that can happen? WHATS YOUR PREDICTIONS??? Chicagoooooo concrete jungle MADE OF! #Crew96 #OhCrap #Crap #PredictEmUp

Heck is plausible. www.youtube.com/live/1seSCYM...

PODS UP!! The official 6th member of the pod joins to talk about igniting the game as well as our hearts.  Club goes behind the scenes of the art genius to talk all things Crew, 2 games 1 point, and more/less.  We suck again! #Crew96 #AHernandezArt

Shout out to @nordecke.com Kourtney/Paco/Ravi/Scott/and fam for helping host and spreading the soccer love last night. Sometimes us old adults forget what it’s all about, but not the Supporter Brass. I am extremely appreciative of their work. <3 Hashtag Blessed #Crew96 #Crew614

This is legit until halftime because I’m an idiot #Crew96

Let Issa cook y’all. Why won’t you let him cook? He’s in the kitchen right now probably, I just want you to let him cook. He’s cooking to help unlock. Unlocking is the direct product of cooking. It’s locked, then you let him cook, and then BAM!…unlocked. #Cook96 #ColumbusStew #LockNahDawgUnlock

SIGN UP!!! Maybe you'll get Ben on your team and lose every game. Up the LADS (and Laddettes (spelling?)) #Crew96

Wednesday, Wednesdsy, gotta get down on Wednesday. No Rossi-waski but we’re all good right? Right?… #Crew96 #Crew614 #ConcreteJungleWhereItsSoccerBaseballYankMeStadiumWhereDreamsMADEOF

PODS UP! How many goals could two soccer teams score if two soccer teams could score goals. Answer: 9ish. From a 0-0 draw to a 5-4 win the Crew has proved that nothing is real and everyone is both locked and unlocked. #Crew96 #Crew614 #YouGetAGoalAndYouGetAGoal

How many are we putting top Benz? Predix -> HIT ME #Crew96 #Crew614 #UnlockTime

Honestly, should’ve just been Paco the whole time with Frankie doing the devil sticks. His science is too tight. Rep: @supportersupply.co #Crew96 #Crew614 #PacoIsNordeckenForGOAT

As a proud owner of this book, I would like to take this opportunity to say “this book is tight af”. You can quote me. Chris “West”DeVille <3

PODS UP! Zero Zero NJ Review, New vs. Old COSI, Positive Covid test LIVE ON AIR!, Tube in a Tube, Rat Basketball and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #SlamDunk

Allllright alllright allllright: What we got tonight? Hit the Predix-> #Crew96 #Crew614 #RedBullGivesCrewWins

PODS UP! Crew takes a crap at home. Club talks personel, Coaching Choices, Big Ball energy, needing cooking classes, and less! #Crew614 #Crew96 #PorterPotty

Game day, Porter’Potty makes his return to the King city. The game resets…ITS ANYONES TO WIN. PREDIX???? #Crew96 #Crew614 #TeaBagM

Pods up!!! Dag gone it. @morganhughes.bsky.social hangs and discusses Toronto tie, Picard vs. Messi vs. Isaiah Parente, Buckets Hats, Roller Coasters as people, and less! #Crew96 #Crew614 #TrilliumCup

Predictions timed lads and lady’s. Give me your predix and your definition of what a Trillium is. Go-> #Crew614 #Crew96 #TrilliumSoftlyWithHisSong

PODS UP! No game? No problem, WE PARTY! Club talks Iron jokes, Jungles Concrete baseball field, and Hot Take Shake and Debate! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #ConcreteBungHole

PODS UP! Easy As: 1 Cup 2 Leagues 3 Games. Club talks Leagues Cup, Tahahaha, Arf go byebye?, Hootie, tiny red hats, and less! Get stuck in/Hold MY HAND! #Crew96 #Crew614 #TahaThatDag

Dudes podding right after the game for a Cup breakdown. It'll be up tomorrow. You got thoughts? Speaking of....PREDIX???? -> #Crew96 #Crew614 #PredixPix