PODS UP! Issa addresses Crew nation while Haws undresses in Cancun! Club decodes Issa Tall's presser, confuses Martin's and Quinton's, and recaps 100% of the famous movie: Kung Pow, Enter the Fist. Get stuck in! #Crew96 #MartinQuintonMartin #CrewPOW

Pods up! We're getting the team back together! Courtois reunites with his Cup winning Crew 2 team, Boys report for duty, Mort may be a goner, and Issa signs what's left of the Capy's. Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #Capy2CrewsersPipeline #DontLoveThatPreviousHashtag

Crew put their bum on the Swedish: Coach talk, Roster talk, Christmas talk, Karaoke talk, and less! Get stuck in! Also, bummer for Nancy. <3 #Crew96 #TopBananaFOUND #HappyCrewYearFam

New episode of The Crewcible podcast not posted at Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Columbu soccer aficionado Tom Reed tunes in from the Dirty Garage for a conversation about #Crew96 coaching hire. Also available at Apple Podcasts. Have a nice day. open.spotify.com/episode/6q5p...

Skipping this week because we were all getting interviewed for the coaching job. Good move too because we had a whole thing about the pros/cons of Russell being coach. We would've looked so dumb....like more than usual. Time for the Swedish Chef to COOK! Happy Crew Year! #Crew96 #TheSwedish

PODS UP! Club hangs with Legend Duncan Oughton and the club picks his brain about last season, lamb grabbers, soccer, the definition of ground, and the word of the year! All this and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Historic #Joybate

Do yourself a favor and listen to @michaelarace1.bsky.social's newest podcast! And subscribe to The Disrespected while you're at it! #Crew96 www.thedisrespected.com

And again, the last time Ben gets invited onto a Christmas/friendship podcast with @scarvesandspikes.com and captain Parkhurst. (Wears wig/glasses/dumb hat). Love <3 #Crew96

The clovers always greener on the other side. -Lucky Charms Guy #Crew96 #CelticDadJoke

PODS UP! The Disrespected Media running, former Dispatch writer, father of a billion kids (including Ben), Mother of the Crewcile/Cannonballs podcasts, Columbus' Hunter S. Thompson, and all around best man at your future wedding @michaelarace1.bsky.social joins the club! #Crew96 #Disrespected

Do you bring him back? Also, how are these jerseys allowed? Stripe Battle Final 2025? #StripeOff #Crew96?

Cucho Crew beats current Celtic no problem. Current Crew (plus Nagbe) also probably beat current Celtic.

PODS UP! Bum'uda Triangle boys talk Issa email, SEARCH FOR TOP BANANA, Crew awards, US awards, 2 Cups 1 pod, and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #TopBanana

You win, you are now the coach of the Crew. Come on up.

Pfff, I'm glad he's gone. Who's with me? Also, who we thinking to replace? #Crew96 #SearchForTopBanana

PODS UP! No coach, no problem! JK, it's a problem. Roster decisions made, MLS final is here, and we give thanks to....well nothing really. Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614

PODS ALL GRO'wn UP! Pete from New 2 Crew joins the Club (Finally) to talk Papa Nancy leaving, Stadium names, and all things Crew. Listen to all this and less.... GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #New2CrewLoveU

Does Evander get an assist for the Miami 3rd?

PODS UP! We got no playoffs, we got no coach?, OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Everything is changing and we're just out here living. The Clubs discusses MLS changes, Season, Hell's for real, and less. #Crew96 #Chchchanges #EveryThingIsFineDogFireGif

Sorry fam, as soon as #Crew96 lost, the club split 5 different ways and went to 5 corners of the world in search of fresh meat. Sadly, our flights cancelled and we were stranded. Luckily, we’ll be back this week. Loads to talk about… #MakeBezColumbusAgain #PleaseDontGo #DontGoooooo

Legend Build the statue, circle that honor, make him Mayor #Crew96 #6oat #HeartEmoji

Name something softer than Evander #Crew96 #AndWeHaveRossiLOL #PoorBbySoftBoi

Eat a (gcg)bag of dix GARY!!! GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #HellIsReal

WAKE UP FAM, IT’S GAME DAY What you got? Predic time (insert Wesson Watch Celly) #Crew96 #HelIsReal #HellIsntActuallyRealLOL

PODS UP!!! Crew dish the L in the Hell Is Real - 4 LOCO soccer game match. I blame the refs. Macho is back, Youth up Top, .01 xGlol, Crew dust off the Game Genie, and less! Get Stuck in! #Crew96 #HellIsReal #Numble4

I’m no scientist, but this is good right? #HellIsReal #Crew96

#Crew96 #HellIsReal

Win by 10. LFG

HiR volume 2, track 2, electric boogaloo. Cat mascot Battle in Columbus, what you got? Get Stuck In-> #Crew96 #ShowMeThatPredix

PODS UP! Haws is dropping Jupiter in his ear so the remaining Soul-Sisters talk Cinci lose and what we need to improve on for leg 2. Get on the hype "Train" for Sunday and up dem LADS #Crew96 #HellIsReal Anyhoo, here's Gary ->

Get on the bus, it’s time for HELL What’s everyone got for predix?? Hit us-> #Crew96 #Crew614 #HellIsReal

What’s the honest (Abe) difference between underground and subterranean? One person is asleep, one person is there, and one person is playing video games. Ben joins @acesradio.bsky.social this week. Get stuck in! #MorgansMysteryDoll #DarbyOrDaBrunt

PODS UP! WE'RE LIVE!! For the first time ever, the pod was live, together, in love, friendship explosion! So the audio may be weird. Club talks Tent Giveaway, RB Game, 6oat, Nag6e, Run, Playoffs, and less! GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #NagbeTheGreat #6oat

Hell is Real, see you in Hell Cinci #TripleQuadruple #Crew96

It’s time for #predictpicks for the #decisionday matchup between #crew96 and #nyrb - what do you think the scoreline will be?

We are setting up with @supportersupply.co tomorrow (10/18/25) outside of Betty’s. Come say hello, grab a free wristband, sticker, or car magnet (while supplies last) and enter to win a prize! Raffle winners will be announced on a future episode. And shop for some new gear from @supportersupply.co

PODS UP!!! Our favorite Corpse painted Capo PACO joins the club to talk Decision Day/Playoffs, being scared of heights, assaulting friends at stop lights, and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #DecisionDayHooray

PODS UP! The boys are back are back in (out of) town! Our return to form is complete...kinda. Club talks Orlando, Harry and the Hendersons, Giant Ants/Aunts and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614

A whole stadium vs @flordecke.bsky.social Go Get’m -> hit them Predix’s #Crew96 #ShowMeEhatYouGot

PODS UP!! New math fools us again! Crew barely eeeek out a 2-0 loss to Chicago. They Ber-Halted us in our tracks, but good news WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS. Pop the Blatz and get on the dance floor crewzers....it's time to limbo! #Crew96 #NewMath

We suck, but I’ll be damned if they don’t build a statue for Bush. #Crew96

Windy Shitty, down half the squad…need a win….what’s the worst that can happen? WHATS YOUR PREDICTIONS??? Chicagoooooo concrete jungle MADE OF! #Crew96 #OhCrap #Crap #PredictEmUp

Heck is plausible. www.youtube.com/live/1seSCYM...

PODS UP!! The official 6th member of the pod joins to talk about igniting the game as well as our hearts.  Club goes behind the scenes of the art genius to talk all things Crew, 2 games 1 point, and more/less.  We suck again! #Crew96 #AHernandezArt

Shout out to @nordecke.com Kourtney/Paco/Ravi/Scott/and fam for helping host and spreading the soccer love last night. Sometimes us old adults forget what it’s all about, but not the Supporter Brass. I am extremely appreciative of their work. <3 Hashtag Blessed #Crew96 #Crew614

This is legit until halftime because I’m an idiot #Crew96

Let Issa cook y’all. Why won’t you let him cook? He’s in the kitchen right now probably, I just want you to let him cook. He’s cooking to help unlock. Unlocking is the direct product of cooking. It’s locked, then you let him cook, and then BAM!…unlocked. #Cook96 #ColumbusStew #LockNahDawgUnlock

SIGN UP!!! Maybe you'll get Ben on your team and lose every game. Up the LADS (and Laddettes (spelling?)) #Crew96

Wednesday, Wednesdsy, gotta get down on Wednesday. No Rossi-waski but we’re all good right? Right?… #Crew96 #Crew614 #ConcreteJungleWhereItsSoccerBaseballYankMeStadiumWhereDreamsMADEOF

PODS UP! How many goals could two soccer teams score if two soccer teams could score goals. Answer: 9ish. From a 0-0 draw to a 5-4 win the Crew has proved that nothing is real and everyone is both locked and unlocked. #Crew96 #Crew614 #YouGetAGoalAndYouGetAGoal