Capys —> PULL UP!! #HeckIsPlausable www.youtube.com/live/YvAs7VE...

Another @columbuscrew.bsky.social game, annnd it’s over. #Crew96

Every time Laryea whines, an Angel gets its wings. #Crew96

SHOOT 2 TRILL——-PLAY 2 KILL Well, like don’t actual kill… CrewCat presents PurrDix: WHAT YOU GOT? 1pm game folks, time 2 win #Crew96 #Crew614 #CrewCatPurrDix

Crew may not have won yet this season, but 11 goals in 2 games…. #Crew96

PODS UP! Dang it... not again! Club talks Gramblin', TIFO pride, nAssville game, Old Yeller Shooting Location, No Offense (non-taken), and less! #Crew96 #Crew614 #LateLosing

Capy’s are on: pull up!! #Crew96 #Crew614 #CapyBrava www.youtube.com/live/NzceFMK...

What you got peeps? Hit me with them game predictions! #Crew96 #Crew614 #CrewCatPurrDix

PODS UP! A Match (Ignitor) made in heaven ! Our blind love Dunc is back to talk fake fire, Chicago Fire, Shame Kit, how 0 looks like bald heads, ComeOnNewYork, and less! Get Stuck in! #Crew96 #DunCrew #SHAMEKIT

Round 2 of losing a bet. Angry Trigger Kit. TRYING BOO THIS MAN See you in an hour, prepare the boos and up the lads. Hail CrewCat! #Crew96 #CrewCatPurrDix #ComeOnTheFire

Crewsmas!!! Wake up!’ What the score gunna is? #crew96 #crew614 #CrewCatPurrDixs

PODS UP! Offsense: Amaze! Defense: No! Club talks the Chity, Dag, Mas Crewsmas!, Toast'n'Trot, and less! Remember: T'n'T is right after the toast on Saturday, we'll be full staffed (gross) at the tailgate and at the game. Come get KISSES! #Crewsmas #Crew96 #FullyStaffedUp

I don’t give a crap, we Crew Babes and Boyz till death! Farting KC tonight away: what’s your predix??? Hit us——> #Crew96 #TheMassiveSubReddit #U90CdeezPredix

PODS UP, WE BACK! Wahoo Fam, we're back for Season 5 of U90C! Club talks Portland late losers, different Williams, BBQ, and less! Get Stuck in! #Crew96 #WilliamsSmith? #Crew614

Game was a let down, but shouts to City Tavern. Absolute favorite place to watch Crew, proper footy spot. Plus, absolute A+ bathroom decor, really ties the place together! <3 Get that @supportersupply.co swag fam! #Crew96

We’re back fam!!! IM SO EXCITED IN SO EXCITED (jessiespano.gif) It’ll be cumulative over the year to WIN THE GRAND PRIZE. WHAT YOU GOT?? See y’all at Pint House. #Crew96 #Abs #MATCHDAYHOORAY

Season 4 Finale: ACES STYLE Club cosplays as the famed @acesradio.bsky.social and covers specific Predix, Stained Glass, Hawt Takes, Pump album, Portland game, airplane exploding fish, and less! @unclealigator.bsky.social joins the club w/ farther/brother @morganhughes.bsky.social Get stuck in!

PODS UP! Get more wit the Nor, club hangs with our favorite Kourtney and Paco, talks Memberships, Clown Fears, the Future, Friendship and more! Membership it up dawg -> nordecke.com

A whole lot of these shipping out today.

Tommy from @scarvesandspikes.com comes on to talk new (old?) #9 from ATL and winning a Milli-Grammy. New Nordecke Memberships are up..and they're being thrown about as liberally as ever (sike: you gotta pay). All this and less! Get Stuck in! #Crew96 #ToastAndTrot #ClockLadyWeNeedYou

PODS UP! You can't "snow-in" friendship. Club bundles up and talks "To lose" JRR, blowers vs shovelers (spelling?), new totally not confusing MLS rules, and our takes on the new Coaches presser. Spoiler: we like! Get stuck in! But like...not too stuck #Crew96

PODS UP! Issa addresses Crew nation while Haws undresses in Cancun! Club decodes Issa Tall's presser, confuses Martin's and Quinton's, and recaps 100% of the famous movie: Kung Pow, Enter the Fist. Get stuck in! #Crew96 #MartinQuintonMartin #CrewPOW

Pods up! We're getting the team back together! Courtois reunites with his Cup winning Crew 2 team, Boys report for duty, Mort may be a goner, and Issa signs what's left of the Capy's. Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #Capy2CrewsersPipeline #DontLoveThatPreviousHashtag

Crew put their bum on the Swedish: Coach talk, Roster talk, Christmas talk, Karaoke talk, and less! Get stuck in! Also, bummer for Nancy. <3 #Crew96 #TopBananaFOUND #HappyCrewYearFam

New episode of The Crewcible podcast not posted at Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Columbu soccer aficionado Tom Reed tunes in from the Dirty Garage for a conversation about #Crew96 coaching hire. Also available at Apple Podcasts. Have a nice day. open.spotify.com/episode/6q5p...

Skipping this week because we were all getting interviewed for the coaching job. Good move too because we had a whole thing about the pros/cons of Russell being coach. We would've looked so dumb....like more than usual. Time for the Swedish Chef to COOK! Happy Crew Year! #Crew96 #TheSwedish

PODS UP! Club hangs with Legend Duncan Oughton and the club picks his brain about last season, lamb grabbers, soccer, the definition of ground, and the word of the year! All this and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Historic #Joybate

Do yourself a favor and listen to @michaelarace1.bsky.social's newest podcast! And subscribe to The Disrespected while you're at it! #Crew96 www.thedisrespected.com

And again, the last time Ben gets invited onto a Christmas/friendship podcast with @scarvesandspikes.com and captain Parkhurst. (Wears wig/glasses/dumb hat). Love <3 #Crew96

The clovers always greener on the other side. -Lucky Charms Guy #Crew96 #CelticDadJoke

PODS UP! The Disrespected Media running, former Dispatch writer, father of a billion kids (including Ben), Mother of the Crewcile/Cannonballs podcasts, Columbus' Hunter S. Thompson, and all around best man at your future wedding @michaelarace1.bsky.social joins the club! #Crew96 #Disrespected

Do you bring him back? Also, how are these jerseys allowed? Stripe Battle Final 2025? #StripeOff #Crew96?

Cucho Crew beats current Celtic no problem. Current Crew (plus Nagbe) also probably beat current Celtic.

PODS UP! Bum'uda Triangle boys talk Issa email, SEARCH FOR TOP BANANA, Crew awards, US awards, 2 Cups 1 pod, and less! Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614 #TopBanana

You win, you are now the coach of the Crew. Come on up.

Pfff, I'm glad he's gone. Who's with me? Also, who we thinking to replace? #Crew96 #SearchForTopBanana

PODS UP! No coach, no problem! JK, it's a problem. Roster decisions made, MLS final is here, and we give thanks to....well nothing really. Get stuck in! #Crew96 #Crew614

PODS ALL GRO'wn UP! Pete from New 2 Crew joins the Club (Finally) to talk Papa Nancy leaving, Stadium names, and all things Crew. Listen to all this and less.... GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #New2CrewLoveU

Does Evander get an assist for the Miami 3rd?

PODS UP! We got no playoffs, we got no coach?, OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Everything is changing and we're just out here living. The Clubs discusses MLS changes, Season, Hell's for real, and less. #Crew96 #Chchchanges #EveryThingIsFineDogFireGif

Sorry fam, as soon as #Crew96 lost, the club split 5 different ways and went to 5 corners of the world in search of fresh meat. Sadly, our flights cancelled and we were stranded. Luckily, we’ll be back this week. Loads to talk about… #MakeBezColumbusAgain #PleaseDontGo #DontGoooooo

Legend Build the statue, circle that honor, make him Mayor #Crew96 #6oat #HeartEmoji

Name something softer than Evander #Crew96 #AndWeHaveRossiLOL #PoorBbySoftBoi

Eat a (gcg)bag of dix GARY!!! GET STUCK IN! #Crew96 #HellIsReal

WAKE UP FAM, IT’S GAME DAY What you got? Predic time (insert Wesson Watch Celly) #Crew96 #HelIsReal #HellIsntActuallyRealLOL

PODS UP!!! Crew dish the L in the Hell Is Real - 4 LOCO soccer game match. I blame the refs. Macho is back, Youth up Top, .01 xGlol, Crew dust off the Game Genie, and less! Get Stuck in! #Crew96 #HellIsReal #Numble4

I’m no scientist, but this is good right? #HellIsReal #Crew96

#Crew96 #HellIsReal

Win by 10. LFG