If you’ve ever found yourself failing a task, take a step back and ask yourself: did I remember to eat wet bread first? Yeah. This is somehow related to the content of the video.

one of us is a continuing champion, one of us is a Grand Prize runner up, someone else is asleep, and we’re all in the closet @acesradio.bsky.social

whoever juicedog96 is, props for both losing by .5 blood points and winning by .25 blood points. If I had a nickel for every time he was the runner up and still walked away with first place merch I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

FUCK M*CHIGAN

Mount Union Stadium Historic Crew Stadium LDC Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium Dix Stadium TQL Cleveland Browns Stadium Estádio da Luz Old Trafford London Stadium Craven Cottage Wembley Stadium Stade de France Allianz Arena (Munich) Croke Park Aviva Stadium Children’s Mercy Park Absolutely phenomenal.

our window of opportunity closed the second Bez left

free will is a hell of a drug

bronte’s (@bam22542.bsky.social) hot take was so good I had to post it here. This new schedule is wildly stupid. They do not understand their fans, or people for that matter. Maybe it’s because they are just goblins #Crew96

I for one love to not be able to watch football because the $3.5 trillion company can’t get along with the $201 billion company

Iykyk @acesradio.bsky.social @cbuscrewclubosu.bsky.social

can anybody enlighten me on Amy Acton? I could use the Google machine but I figure I’ll get better info on here tbh

@gfedgocrazy.bsky.social was at Hell is Real in Columbus tonight! For you Bluesky folks: he retweeted me. Highly recommend checking his work out, he’s the real deal!

Ok, this is cool.

@gfedgocrazy.bsky.social GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW

Hey fellow youths - are you aware of the Ottawa 67’s? @tokenliberal.bsky.social six seven my friend chl.ca/ohl-67s/

You’ve heard of da grunt, now get ready for DA BRONTE @acesradio.bsky.social

We Are The Big Bois of the Capital

GO CREW!!! Our #RoughLads have travelled for tonight’s playoff match in HELL🔥 #Crew96 @nordecke.com

We have arrived

Our traveling rough lads are looking good!! #Crew96 @nordecke.com

THE DUCK IS TARPS OFF @sickoscommittee.org

We had a situation in Madison earlier today @sickoscommittee.org

GO BUCKS BABY! bucket list away trip✅

if Cape Verde plays in Kansas City I will personally host any Cape Verde fans that make the trip. Steven Moreira just is that guy

HAPPY #SavedTheCrew DAY! #Crew96 We weren't around, but we are so glad we can be today because of all of you who helped save the Crew. Thank you

On this #SaveTheCrew day I went on a pilgrimage to the view of Crew fans during US Open Cup days of old. God Bless our club, and more importantly our community. #Crew96

A piece on the Nagbeast, who is retiring from #Crew96 after this season. Have a nice day. www.thedisrespected.com/an-exit-inte...

Hardest I’ve laughed in a while. Just fantastic stuff😂

Who could say for sure what TIFOSWEAT has planned but this is probably going to be an absolute all-hands-on-deck type of thing for the next week and a half… Make plans to get out there and make some cool shit!

💛 THANK YOU 💛 #Crew96

Oh my God. You’re real?

It’s a sad day when crew fans are looking forward to the next episode of @acesradio.bsky.social more than the entire rest of the season😔✊🏼

#Crew96 game v. Toronto tonight. Big three points in offing for Columbus. Crew coaches/players have been talking about a need for a nastier edge to their game. I'll be columnizing at my new home thedisrespected.com. New posts M-W-F.

@sickoscommittee.org West Virginia has a punt flag that’s always raised when they’re on offense. What.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Just realized I’ve been to every place in Cars 2 except the scenes in America 🤨

WE ARE HERE, IN ALL OF THE PALACE’S ELEGANCE. please respect our strength, of which there is much

working on my studio project and came upon this. COMPUTER, ENHANCE @unclealigator.bsky.social @acesradio.bsky.social

Me and Bronte and Justin have been playing v-games all night and talking on e-chat about how old you are

Boiko is the center ref, I feel so at home

this dork won’t acknowledge me

Brandon Lee did it first in Colorado…MLS Originals stick together🤝

Sporting tonight! #Crew96

Mike’s the only traditional newspaper columnist I’ve ever had the pleasure of actually reading. His reach and influence in the communities he’s been a part of can only be described by a writer of his caliber. Nothing but the best to a true legend.

This Friday!! Mark your calendars

enjoying my trip to the greater scioto peninsula area @unclealigator.bsky.social

only one person has asked me who Kyle’s Crew are, but other than that this is awesome🔥

still one of the best cons😭😂 Vivek can’t be trusted with identifying the Ohio State logo let alone the governorship

two more sleeps!🔥