A lot of people are asking where I was during this. Not to worry, I am still conducting business (Morgan lost the key to the closet).

what’s up bitches. happy chewsday. I’m in the office cooking, any thoughts?

oh I missed you, please put more beer cans in me baby boy (as friends)

I put a star on my profile because I won a ring, get with it you dorks.

I AM THE CONTINUING CHAMPION. PERIOD. FULL STOP.

*burp* still on a bender celebrating the win. I’ll *burp* update my fans when this train finds *burp* a station. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is LUMBUS erasure.

Proud and honored to announce that the LDC has officially been renamed ‘Sassy Memorial Stadium’ starting in 2026. We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime. We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable. #Crew96

if I had a nickel for every MLS Cup that got cancelled in Columbus between the Crew and Portland in a year that ended in “5” I might have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice.

people keep asking me “Lumbus, does this mean there will be an @acesradio.bsky.social episode this week?” And I tell them that I’m still running numbers on Abraham Lincoln’s conception. TBD.

RUDY????????

JACEN HAS SCORED AND IT WASNT DURING PRACTICE!! BOOF ME UP!!

Betty knows how to get the beers in me

Happy ween to all my fans. I’ve got four beer cans inside me and everyone wants to see them come out, not go in @unclealigator.bsky.social

@morganhughes.bsky.social has been out sick so I’ve been picking up the slack. This design’s for jimmy, what do y’all think?

me, da grunt, and da Bronte are homies

I don’t even want to boof anymore

@bam22542.bsky.social da bronte and I have put many beers in our bholes

@tokenliberal.bsky.social and I don’t mind having our socks be seen #Youth #6-7

the Youngstown Mob was under my purview for many years. It satisfies me to see a continuation of recognition

me and da grunt threesome with Xogg?

prediction for game 1: a 2-1 loss above ground. Stop edging me with the Abraham Lincoln theory already

bet you can’t fit four beer cans up YOUR bhole.

damn I look good.

everybody gives Lumbus head

👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! so good to be in the LDC tonight 💛 💛 💛

The @acesradio.bsky.social crime family these guys suck at score predictions compared to me