Matchday! #Crew96

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

This is great news!!!!

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Vasectomy update: Not fun, but not bad, and I wish I’d done it sooner. Best $700 I’ll ever spend Fun fact: My surgeon played ⚽️ for Princeton w/ Jesse Marsch under Bob Bradley. 🤯 Hoped to dish more about soccer but he doesn’t follow any clubs 🫤 He did remember STC when I mentioned I’m a #Crew96 lad.

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

I have a fun gift to send to @acesradio.bsky.social thankfully for them it’s not a waffle maker…….OR IS IT?! *insert xfiles.mp3 here* #ThatsPrettyDangCool #Crew96

She’s asleep and purring, I swear she likes this. #catsofbluesky

My girlfriend has watched Heated Rivalry all the way through 3 times. It’s apparently to her what Big Mouth is to me. #TheShameWizard #TheShaneLizard #MonsPusher #ThankYouImSorry #ThankYouImSorry #ThankYouImSorry #ThickInTheWarm

My vasectomy is tomorrow. Please clap. My surgeon’s name is Dr House and he really likes fist bumps. No shit. Frozen peas, bourbon for my B-hole, and Vicodin are on standby. Not simultaneously of course. Ready for #Crew96 vs SKC on AppleTV. It’s going to be a lazy weekend. #ACESSSSS

My kids have once again reminded me that I was born in the “1900s” big talk from humans who need me to meet their basic survival needs…

Rozanov Hollander Lily Jane #heatedrivalry

Wayne Katie Daryl Squirrelly Daniel

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

"The larger significance here is that yet again, there is no meaningful connection between what Trump says he’s going to do and what he actually does..." www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

I just saw someone on Threads call Kash Patel “Mortgage Eyes”: one fixed, one variable 😂😂

NEW: Box-o-Wine Pirro is dropping the investigation into the six dem lawmakers who made the "don't follow illegal orders" video. Sad! www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

triple yikes

Here is the director of the FBI yesterday who flew to Milan on our dime. I sure feel safer, you?

Roxa Kola, the official “More Than Wet” soft drink of @acesradio.bsky.social #ACESSSSS #Crew96

The collective joy for the men’s hockey team victory lasted like an hour before they were partying with Kash Patel and FaceTiming Trump and reminding everyone what they’re all about

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“They’re the same picture” #Crew96

if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert

Woof. #Crew96

Me, after a little too much bourbon in my B-Hole and also talking about my advanced age: “You see, Darby is the John Biden of ACES Radio…” @acesradio.bsky.social

Me, telling my eldest child about my vasectomy consultation: “So, Dr. House is down there inspecting things…” (Yes, his name is Dr. House) Her, who listens to ACES: “What was it like to feel the warmth of a man?” I’ve raised them well. Don’t tweet at me. #ACESSSSS @acesradio.bsky.social

“On a scale of 9 to 11, how much does this make your needle move?” - Young Boy Hat Takes @acesradio.bsky.social

"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.

Oh no people are giving the middle finger to the murderers and kidnappers who are occupying their city with brutal force, oh no not that

👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! so good to be in the LDC tonight 💛 💛 💛

Chug that Gue. @acesradio.bsky.social @agsattack.bsky.social #Crew96

When cuts like this are made they are so hard to restore. We are going backwards as a nation.

BREAKING: President Trump fires the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics hours after weak jobs report.

Episode 45 (also the episode where “trash pocket” was coined): “You might not reach the bottom, but you’ll scrape the shit out of the sides.” - Morgan Again, this is a #Crew96 soccer podcast.

I’m listening to vintage @acesradio.bsky.social and I’m going to start posting out-of-context quotes. From ep 45 (also the episode where “trash pocket” was coined): “You might not reach the bottom, but you’ll scrape the shit out of the sides.” - Morgan Again, this is a #Crew96 soccer podcast.

The leagues cup promo on AppleTV Season Pass is literally filled with fans waving national flags. MLS and individual teams love marketing fan conduct they ban in stadiums. #LeaguesCup #VamosColumbus #Crew96

MLS & FO’s “We need more hype & movement in Supporter sections! You should get more flags!” (Supporters showing up to games with flags of the national teams of their beloved players) MLS & FO’s “NOT THOSE!”

New Columbus Crew DP Wessam Abou Ali is a Palestinian international. It appears that #Crew96 fans will not be permitted to bring the flag of his nation into their stadium. The @nordecke.com asked the Crew to ask MLS for an exception. It’s unclear whether they will. www.axios.com/local/columb...

$121 more towards @kycohio.bsky.social, thanks to donations from @hillcityjosh.bsky.social, @derekhelling.bsky.social, Taylor Brake and @therichjames.bsky.social!! $116 of that going to save the beard too. It’s not dead yet! Donate and learn more: www.gofundme.com/f/save-it-or...

103°F heat index at noon is some real bullshit. Not a great day to have an outside job…

I’m gonna get weepy for a sec (blame my post Cbus trip dopamine crash if you must) but I was just hit with emotions about my adopted #Crew96 family. From seeing Tom’s Kaleidoscope Youth Ctr fundraiser today, to hearing on the world’s worst podcast that Chris LaMacchia would die on the hill (1/2)

Title defense starts tomorrow. #Crew96 #MySuppCo

Hahah why did I never think about putting this on my profile? #yellowlikewhatmorgan #crew96 #acesradio

hell yeah…love to see it. #Crew96

Gotta catch ‘em all! #PokemonGo

“wait, did you just call it the Tiny Demon Fortress? Why?!” - my gf

my first stop in Columbus is almost the lennox target, but this time shit got real #Crew96 #ChugThatGoo