A giggle for you.

Something told me someone needed to see this. If it's you. You have my heart and soul in your corner.

Something I've been working with, when not writing or working, or yelling at the news. I hope you like it.

Noah can handle forty days of rain, two of every creature on Earth, and am annoying family, but the moment a third aardvark shows up, irreverent, disengaged and absolutely uninvited, the man snaps. Ever wondered what finally broke Noah? spoiler: it had a snout. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...

Sometimes, in life there is a mountain ahead of you and sometimes that mountain you just climbed is behind you. If you are climbing that mountain, don't be afraid to ask for help. If you just climbed that mountain, don't be afraid to offer that help. No one walks the journey of life alone.

They are Doctor's after all....

I have to wonder if it weas intentional...

I am torn between nicknames for the current turd: Dozy Don? Tired Trump? Dumpy Trumpy? Donny Dickhead? The Lyin' King? Premier of the Unhinged Slimeballs? (POTUS) MAGAlaDon? Rumple Rottenskin? Fatty Carbuncle? Humpty Rumpty? (His big butt and humping everything) Or just Epstein's Bitch? hmmmmm

The Patti Vasquez Show

In the shit‑strewn streets of Southwark, where the ale's warm, the tempers are hot, and the pilgrims just flat-out stink. One loudmouthed innkeeper invented a storytelling disaster If you think you know how the Canterbury pilgrimage went… you don’t. Not even close. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...

Just a though for the day.

Check out my new post! Now BOMO must defend his forest and his family. “This Bomo forest! No Ogre! The forest is in good hands. This is a kid’s story, but it teaches some good morals and information for the young ones. Don’t forget Chapter’s One through Nine. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...

This pales in comparison but here's an Ode I wrote called #realDonaldTrump Warmonger Whoremonger Felon Thief Rapist Racist Sexist Cheat Unhinged Unqualified Uneducated Uncaring Sociopath Psychopath Paranoid Preying Ruthless Heartless Brutal Lecher Masochist Sadist Torturer Traitor

Damn I wish I had said this.

If we stand idly by, our bones won't be crushed, and our muscles won't be torn from us. We won't live our last moments bleeding out on the ground, staring up at the monsters we fought against. Instead, we die soulless in our beds, regretting that we hadn't fought and bled as heroes. Jason Moorhouse

The biggest divide is not between “right” and “left." It’s between democracy and oligarchy. The billionaires who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us. They want us to turn on each other, so we don't look up and see that they have all the wealth and power. Robert Reich

Some Bouquets that nature made, for you. I hope you enjoy.

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What was your favorite toy as a kid? Mine was a stick. Sometimes it was a rifle, sometimes a sword, sometimes a wizard's staff, sometimes it was the walking staff of an explorer...Hell sometimes it was snake hiding in the grass. I miss you, Sticky Woodberg.

Check out my new post! Ever wonder what would have happened if someone threw a wrench into Noah’s plan? Wel I did…so here you go. Poor old man and a boat full of weird animals. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...

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Water runs through the desert like a small vein of silver through stone. So, it is with beauty. It runs through life, a string of luminous wonder in the darkness, guiding us until the light shines again into our world. Good afternoon to you all. Let your beauty guide others through the dark.

Check out my new post! Turns out Mom is a badass warrior? Sweet Angie that makes cookies and the best damned Grilled Cheese this side of anywhere? What is a Woedegon anyway? Well, read this to find out. Get caught up in this weird world. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...

OOPS!!! Have fun Bluesky

So someone forgot to include Lebanon in a ceasefire. Sure. Because when you’re negotiating peace in a volatile region, it’s totally plausible to accidentally leave a whole country off the map. Ceasefires are not board games, and Lebanon is not a typo.

#selfaudit #perspective #pointofview #mindset

All this fascist regime know how to do is lie, spread misinformation, misdirection & push false narratives Incompetent, unintelligent, corrupt, criminal, unqualified & an existential threat to America & the world They'll say anything that avoids the truth & from making them look bad & incompetent

BLATANT LIE CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Karoline Leavitt: "Lebanon is NOT part of the ceasefire agreement". FACT: Literally the PM of Pakistan, who mediated the ceasefire, tweeted out that it WAS included. He's literally the one who witnessed the deal.

What's worse than learning your fiancé has cheated on you? How about that she's cheating with demons, and you're being set up for total destruction? The Premonition #smutsky #spicybooks🌶️📚 #eroticwriterslift #booksky💙📚 #romancelandia #booktok ✍️🔥 ✒️🔞 www.amazon.com/dp/B0C4HD5QMG

Fair warning. This is sentimental. There may be tears. pendragonrising.substack.com/p/the-sound-...

Today's offering from your Jester to the lords and ladies of the Bluesky, may you look upon these and see the truth that lies beneath, the solitude held within, and the true sound of a silenced mind. This is some of my meditation.

Welcome to the real Canterbury: a pilgrimage that begins with Chaucer stepping in something warm, continues through the filthiest streets in England, and only gets worse from there. This is the Middle Ages and this ain't the Chaucer you expect. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...

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Some of my stranger works for you day. Strip the color from the light, Leaving only black and white, Night is day and day is night, Only beauty left in your sight, Therein lies my daily fight, Therein lies my only plight. Am I wrong or am I right Do my photos sooth or bite?

I went walking into the wood Not knowing which way I'd go The breeze carried me deeper Until civilization was gone What was left where I stood? Was it God or something more? It was life most fantastic Existing despite my own existence Caring for me whether I cared or not

@pendragonrising.bsky.social here are a few older shots

Walking through the forest green Following a joyful sound What a joyous sight I've seen Bubbling up from underground Over land and through the trees Working its way through the stones The only thing there but me Kust blissfully all alone Enjoy your peace today

In this installment BOMO comes into his protecting the forest from outsiders that mean harm. I hope you like it. Keep in mind this is a kid’s story. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...

Just some high desert shots to bring a little peace to your Saturday, in times of turbulence. Breathe deep and relax for a bit.

I just posted for this week in Pendragon Rising: Beginnings. Bigfoot threw a deer at our hero. It's getting fun. I hope you like it. open.substack.com/pub/pendrago...