The TV just needs to be a big black rectangle today anyway. Stupid sports.

My column from Monday. Win or lose, Doug Jones’ gubernatorial campaign should give Alabama Democrats some desperately needed pull at the top of the ticket that could give the party a few chances to add seats in the Legislature.

This is really good.

It's so sad because Piero had such a good match otherwise.

Yeah that’s my thought too.

Losing the early kickoff on Saturday just ruins the weekend, doesn’t it. I don’t even want to watch the other games.

I fucking hate early kickoffs. Hate them.

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Emi Martinez and milking an "injury" Name a more iconic duo

I’m covering my eyes a lot here, boys. Can we get it together?

We need a truckload of horse placenta for injured defenders.

Subbing a sub rarely happens 😬 Hope it’s precautionary

Leandro Trossard Ballon Dor campaign will be led by me

LEOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That’s two good subs.

Hmm. Hadn’t thought of it like that, actually. Ok.

Alright it’s my fault, I overslept. Let’s do something about it second half.

I suppose bedtime calls if I’m going to be awake at ridiculous o’clock tomorrow. 😴 The things I do for you, Arsenal.

A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.

My god these people are just nasty and cruel.

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

Fifa are supposed to serve the voters, the national associations, not the other way around. How many will speak up about how the World Cup has been used to make highly politicised points, and push specific agendas?

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

I know it’s trivial in the big picture of awfulness, but I am REALLY pissed off at how the orange clown has completely turned my stomach on going to the World Cup. It was a bucket list item, and I’ve been excited about it for 7 years. 😡 Ruined.

My god are you guys really THAT stupid?

They want us to be appalled, because caring about rules of war and human lives and the law all mark us out as inferior to them in their sick worldview.

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

i keep thinking about that scene in The American President where President Shepherd absolutely *anguishes* about ordering a strike on the libyan intelligence headquarters because he knows it'll kill a lone civilian janitor

The dripping contempt the right wing SCOTUS majority holds for district judges is truly a sight to behold every time. When they deign to give actual reasons for their shadow docket holdings, it’s “look at the absolute idiots who keep getting everything wrong!”

It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.

I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly

Oh good lord

I’ve always loved Leeds 😂

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Chewing my fingernails here. 😬

Yeesh

Dammit we don’t have any more of those 😡

Jurrien Timber 👏🏼👏🏼

I swear it looks like Brentford has 15 players. How are they double teaming everyone

HEY!!! Jesus he could have been really hurt there

Yep 😬

Hello Leeds? Please continue. 😂

At this rate Merino will get a stint at centre-half before the year is over.

It would be cool if we stopped killing our center backs

And this is why we've signed 15 CBs. Yet it's still not enough 😭😭😭

If we can convince the PL to give us a point per injury we are absolutely cooking