This was the plan

Liverpool meanwhile are in free fall. Slot in!

Hahaha fabulous

I think this result means we win the Bundesliga too

What a fun second half this has been. Could have had 5 goals

Out-of-office set, Arsenal on. Let the holidays begin

Born in the USA vibes

The best streaming platforms based off UX/UI only (purely based on how much they irritate the fuck out of me): - Netflix - YoutubeTV - Apple+

Remember this holiday period, fuck Target.

I needed to be reminded of this amazing blow-up between team mates. That was a proper set to! Gareth Barry having to pull them apart 😂 youtu.be/5FtcBH30DmM?...

What the hell just happened with those Everton players? A red card for hitting your teammate? That's a first

Oh wow - we haven't had a ghetto bird over us in so long, the dog is freaking the fuck out

Fucking Rams are Super Bowl bound aren't they?

Dirty cheap shot there 😡

My doggo pretending not to understand me when I say she's going to fall off the chair

It's comforting to see the Jags have a worse o-line than us

I do love seeing the big guys in places they shouldn't be.

Big news. The guys at the local hardware store made me* buy this little smoker attachment for my grill. It's ridiculous how excited I am to fire this up * they literally just mentioned it in passing

The last time a hat trick was scored in the North London Derby #arsenal

Nothing more to add

I drew North London

That was a battering. Fantastic stuff, Arsenal

NORTH LONDON BELONGS TO EBERECHI EZE 👑

I love whoever wrote this Eze script #arsenal

Woop Eze hattie!! What a signing #arsenal

Man I fucking love Eze. That celebration 😂😂😂😂

Great first half from Arsenal. Patient, dominant and incisive. More please! #arsenal

Who did Spurs want? 😂😂😂😂

Take that Tottenham and Graeme Le Saux. 1-0 to the #Arsenal

Graeme Le Saux is watching a completely different game. Absolute garbage one-sided commentary #arsenal

After those fireworks, I can only imagine there is some poor old couple in Vegas unaware of the #F1 pooping their pants because they're "under attack by the liberal jihadists"

Damn! F1 jumped the Disney shark

I think we can all agree Sam Worthington is as good an interviewer as he is an actor #F1

Kimi drove his ass off! Very impressive 🏁 #LasVegasGP

I'm sorry I upset you, Terry

It's got tunes too! #F1

Ok, Terry Cruise singing while driving a pick Lego Cadillac round the track is pretty fucking hilarious #F1

The #f1 commentators are VERY anti-Oscar today and I can only assume it's because they're still smarting at the Ashes loss earlier today (which they also haven't mentioned). Twats

So Lawson can lock up and run into someone else with no penalty but Oscar gets a 10-sec penalty for the same move. Got it. Regulations are fucked #F1

Fucking Lawson hack driver

I just found an old tomato in the fridge and started laughing. The wife asks what's going on and I told her I found a Newcastle striker in the fridge. Old Tomato? Woltemada? Never mind

Fuck yeah. Fuck off City

🤭😆

Can you both stop saying "Oscar Bobb" so much?

Nah, you're ok Barnes

Come on! You've go to score from there, Barnes

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

Let's all hate watch this together hoping for the worst possible outcome for either team

Good thing they didn't spend any of that 400 million this Summer on a defender. 👍🏽

Liverpool surely about to be booed off the pitch.