Imagine being so rich you don’t have to work and can have literally any human experience imaginable at any time. Now imagine choosing to spend a millisecond of that existence complaining that people on the computer aren’t being nice enough to you.

Listening to synth heavy music to prepare for the end of my favorite TV show tomorrow. 🙁😔

I think Bay FC should definitely sign Macario because then she won't be a Chelsea player anymore. 👍🏽

So, if you’re an NWSL GM, you are not allowed to decide yourself — using all of the tools of a pro team’s front office — that a Player has a High-enough Impact to warrant a certain salary. But you *are* allowed to vote on a list that would determine that that Player has a High-enough Impact. Sure.

Fan supporter groups from NWSL are now uniting to call for a boycott effort against the league. It includes blocking the league on social media, boycotting the league’s merchandise store and calling for emailing the team and league to oppose the new High Impact Player rule.

Erika Kirk is a liar (and schemer).

When you’ve gone to this place, it’s time to just admit your only interest in antisemitism is claiming it doesn’t exist

Targeting a religious gathering because you believe that all Jewish people are responsible for the actions of the state of Israel is center-mass antisemitism.

"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz

ICE is out of control.

KEPAAAAA 👐🏽

Penalties are only fun if your team isn't involved.

Kepa is going too early ffs

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I feel like I passed away when Palace equalised and this is something sort of never ending purgatory

Okay can Kepa save one? I'm getting nervous here

Nice Bukayo ✊🏽

I'm just in awe of the WNBA and NWSL's attempts to outstupid each other before the end of the year.

Goddammit

I wouldn't be mad at all if Norgaard got POTM tonight.

Another own goal! 😭

SET PIECE FC MY BELOVED

FINALLY

quite honestly the league is fortunate to have people who will fight hard for it, without them the habitual rake steppers in the front office would’ve already led it to the same fate as wusa and wps

Not thrilled that we need to bring on Bukayo and Martin Ø.

Work done until Friday. 😌

What a brilliant tackle from Norgaard 👏🏽

I’ve never seen a person who smiles and laughs more than Zubimendi, showing all 32 at every opportunity

What 😐😕

Jesus and Martinelli had such a good understanding in the early part of the 2022-23 season. Injuries have denied them linking up much since, but seeing that understanding, again, tonight.

Don't be one of those games. Don't be one of those games. Don't be one of those games. 😖

look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get

also interesting that the administration thinks it has a say in CBS News personnel matters. perhaps they've been given an indication that they do.

Hincapié injured again already? 😭🫣 We are cursed.

aside from the labor issues, media bias, and union disapproval, making player value based on media perception and marketability rather than performance is so small time and so so american (derogatory) it just tells everyone outside of this league that the nwsl isn’t a serious footballing™️ league

Had Mission BBQ for our Christmas party at work and then they let us go early so I had to run for the bus on a full stomach. I need to lie down. 🥴

I mostly like the lineup but Timber needs a rest. We need to find a way to give that man a break before he breaks.

this is the other thing, the league asked for an extension on the grievance then used it to rush this across the line knowing the nwslpa already objected to it. they’re attempting to use the holiday to force a concession.

....this is the NWSL's proposed criteria for who can access an extra $1m in off-cap salary. The idea of not allowing someone to earn extra money because they do not fall into these categories but someone wants to pay them, is perplexing.

NEWS: Statement from the NWSLPA on the NWSL's intended High Impact Player rule:

I have a lot of things to say, but ultimately you can’t have players contracts be dictated by media members - no matter which way you put it, the media is dictating the majority of these awards. Yes I know for some player and coaches vote too but the majority is dictated by media

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

Instead of raising the cap and benefiting all the players on all the rosters that make this league great, we’re being stupid. The players like Rose Kouassi or Sveindis or Sam Staab that will be absolutely fucked by this deserve better. The players at the bottom of rosters deserve better

Jessica Berman must love getting sued by the NWSLPA.

Epstein to Larry Nassar in 2019: "Our president [Trump] also shares our love of young nubile girls"

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions