I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

Percentage of passes that go backwards: Manchester City: 17.9%, highest in league Arsenal: 15.7%, 4th-fewest in league Big misconception. (data: @gradientsports.bsky.social)

Bloody Arsenal ruining football again. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

This.

Mugabe media lockdown is over….

HIUIUIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUGE!!!!

We miss Merino.

0 - 0 in the away leg of a European Cup Quarter final. This is football heritage! What? You didn’t expect to be entertained did you? We are here to win over 2 legs. Like them good old days.

Keep giving it to Noni. They foul or try to foul him every time. Shitting themselves continuously, like after a 2 day old Mediterranean buffet.

Finally a card. You need to do the dramatic OUCH and fall boys.

These diving pricks really are such divey little pricks. Shit way to show you’re scared to death.

HOLY SHIT! Praise the gods! Amazon give you a no commentary option!!! This is not a drill.

Right now, the crew of the Artemis ll is as as close to the moon, as the UK is to Cape Town in South Africa.

This

🚨Well respected journalist Guillem Balague speaking on Arsenal… I couldn’t have said it any better! The quadruple Arsenal talk started in January if not before. That's setting an impossible bar that's been reached never in English football history. (1/4)

I feel much more anger towards the British pundits & politicians who failed to understand the depravity & derangement of Donald Trump than I do the ones who failed to understand the idiocy of Brexit. But it doesn’t really matter because they’re exactly the same bloody people.

Meltdown incoming. But going out of the FA Cup is ultimately the best thing that can happen for our chances of winning the Premier League. This team don't have the legs for three competitions. Eyes on the prize.

Not great. Dust it off. Go again.

Not the best. Worse part is listening to these two muppets wanking on for the last few mins.

Calafiori showing what MLS should have been doing. So involved since coming on, moving into positions to be found.

Suck a big fat dick Shearer you fucking shitcunt.

@alanshearer

It is bordering on unprofessional, honestly.

Little Gabi needs to sit the rest of this one out.

Shearer carrying on like he’s got a boner a cat couldn’t climb. Calm down you doughnut.

Set piece FC, is really Rice and Saka Delivery FC. It’s skill.

Martin Samuels showing such amazing foresight back in September, the useless hairy cornflake cunt

That age curve comes at you fast eh?

Not enough has been made of how terrible Slot is, and how much of a bunch of bottling shothouses that Liverpool team are. Half a billion to play this badly (all season) should result in board and managerial sackings. But sure, let’s denigrate Arsenal.

A thread which should be read in its entirety.

Yes please. This is the stuff. 😂

One of the key revelations of the Epstein documents from the UK perspective is the strange plot to topple (and that's the word they use) the Tory government of Theresa May. Bannon, Epstein, Farage and Johnson were at the core of it. Here's an excellent recap of the whole sordid scheme.

Massively under reported and rarely referenced when people bemoan our style. The phrase “needs must” comes to mind. Our ability to adapt has been one of the clearest elite capabilities in this team. We can play the game we are presented with, and 99% of the time do it better than the opposition.

Happy for Ben White. Fuck the haters

Northern Ireland game is breathless stuff. Good effort lads.

Last one Laughing Season 2, you’re up! Let’s chase the doom away.

We’ve only lost 4 games all year. Today we had a bad half and it cost us. Get up, go again.

Fair enough. We didn’t deserve it, we’ll learn from it. 3 Major trophies still to fight for…. We, the team and the manager earned the right for us to say that. I love the lads. Relax, reload. Go again.

Nice one Ben.

Madueke. Calling Madueke.

MLS or Calafiori with Nelli please.

Little bit of sick swallowed back down.

The 4 man line on our 22 is not falling for the bait.

Genuinely looks like the ref has been bought. It’s so seriously, unashamedly biased

Undeniably

Nev can eat a bag of dicks.

Nice one Gyok. Pro level foul win.

Book them. Fuck me, how many now?!

If they keep flooding the first 2 lines go long.

Saka literally braking ankles. Love it.