My boys are in trouble. I need £2 mill in bitcoin to get them released. Please send funds now.

That’s totally how science works

Bukayo Saka has now scored more goals for England than anyone else while they were an Arsenal player (13).

Want to see Arsenal WFC in action this Sunday? I'm looking to give away 2 tickets (adult + junior). My son and I sadly can't make it, but we're happy to share with members who can go in our stead. DM me! @jamiespangher.bsky.social @tim-stillman.bsky.social www.arsenal.com/tickets/wome...

Email has gone out from Arsenal updating season ticket waiting list places. At a guess, mine has not improved much. 😉

Olivia Smith has won the WSL September Goal of the Month award for her strike against London City Lionesses on the opening day- @boodlepim.bsky.social 📸

About to watch my first episode of Traitors. Hoping it lives up to the hype.

Starling wings! 😍 Taken this weekend at the Huntspill seawall in Somerset. 😊🐦 #birds 🪶 All my links; linktr.ee/carlbovis

A good one to remember when answering the survey on Arsenal sponsors.

My wider family: we have Irish, Welsh, an Iraqi Jew, Zulu South Africans, a Zimbabwean, English, North Americans, and an Iranian. We all have a hoot & think Nelson was cool, because we love each other and we live in a culture that allows and celebrates that Everyone needs to get their shit together

If you ferme a chance to see this, it is truly beautiful.

At the start of the year, I declared London the undisputed global capital for women’s sport in 2025. I’m proud that our city has so emphatically delivered, with more than a million fans in London coming to watch the best in the world compete.

Bugger.

We need Lyon to be shorter.

That’s a stat I didn’t need to hear “Lyon are yet to loose against an English team on English soil”.

Stop passing it around in front of our goal. We ain’t sharp enough for that and it makes the old hockey goal keeper in me throw up in my mouth a little. #ARSLYO

I just felt guilty about mixing fish flavoured wet food with some leftover bolognese sauce for my dog worried that the flavours would clash. The weirdo eats dirt, goose poo and week old KFC from under a bush given the chance. Realised he will be okay with the buffet.

A dog whistle so loud even cats could hear it

Robert Jenrick just admitting on national radio that for him it’s only British Culture if it’s white, the colour of people’s skin is white and if he thinks it’s “British Culture”. Anything else is “forrin”.

Beautiful man, beautiful soul. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

And they want me to undergo literacy tests to become a UK Citizen. I guess they need to upskill the locals.

Anyone remember Reform promising to go into their new councils with DOGE-style units to slash “waste” and stop taxes from rising? Yeah, it went exactly as you’d expect if you put people in charge who have no idea how anything works.

www.theguardian.com/money/2025/o... This is so needed. The process of buying house in England is so unnecessarily tortuous. Should also make Estate Agents more honest if sellers cannot make false claims about a property.

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Badenoch making sure there will be jobs for those racist ex met police fro Charing Cross in her dreams of a turning the UK into a fascist state. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Thomas Skinner is a cockney Boris Johnson. #strictly

If God existed, both teams would lose this match. #CHELIV

Should have given Leah Williamson the Balon d’or as we are nothing without her.

Maybe Arsenal are still drunk

👀 Semenyo 2026, what we sayin? 🤞🏽

BLOW THE WHISTLE

If Bukayo Saka plays against West Ham this weekend he will become the seventh youngest player to reach 200 Premier League appearances. Rooney 22y 346d Milner 23y 104d Fabregas 23y 242d Barry 23y 307d Sterling 23y 325d Joe Cole 24y 11d Saka 24y 29d #ARSWHU

Folks if you or anyone you know is in the path of Storm Amy please take care as it is a pretty nasty one, west of Ireland getting a battering already If you have time then take in or tie down anything that can fly Take care everyone 🙏

Remembering a fierce friend to wolves and all wildlife. Thank you, Dr. Goodall. Photo: Dr. Jane Goodall, WCC Volunteer Sue, and Ambassador wolf Atka.

Jenko was just on BBC5. Didn’t realise until the end of the interview but he was talking about playing in the heat of Australia and what it will be like for players at the World Cup

Well played Captain.

On to my first men’s match of the season. Thank you @luceelastic.bsky.social #COYG

2am KO here in Cambodia, after a huge travel day, means the live watch is hugely unlikely tonight… But a 9pm KO on Saturday night, much more achievable. Anyone got any tips for where to watch the Gunners in Siem Reap? (I’ll probably just walk down pub street until I see some shirts)

NEW: London has achieved the historic milestone of meeting the legal limits for nitrogen dioxide for the first time in 2024 - 184 years earlier than experts predicted.

The delicate sewn artworks using real leaves by UK artist Susanna Bauer #womensart

So I assume Baroness Michelle Mone will be thrown out of the Lords now?

I take it back, Shearer just acknowledged the effect grief might be having on the team. 😔

Pundits spending a lot of time looking for answers as to why Liverpool are not quite at their best. I don’t think we acknowledge quite how much grief can affect everyone it touches.

Watching #GALLIV as my Turkish physiotherapist was very excited to go to the pub with mates and watch his team get soundly beaten.

Just watched the Saliba signing interview. Love the way he saves all his energy for the pitch. 🥰

“Infant Carnivore Diets”. Facebook bringing back scurvy.

O James. @gunnerblog.bsky.social Looking to hearing the new version of North London Forever ring out at the Emirates 😂😂😱

Nigel Farage may or not be a racist. But the fact he uses racism for political gain makes him a cunt.