Anyone having issues with AWFC season ticket renewals. Thought I'd change my seat slightly, but it kept failing only for me to then realise they've taken payment 3 times 😭

15 minutes drying and straightening my hair. 5 minutes in London Heat wave.

Bathing, 1912 by English painter Laura Knight who created many paintings of the Cornish coast #womensart #Heatwave

Between Ronaldo and Partey it appears to be a stand out day for FIFA celebration of sexual assault. Oops, meant football.

Shout Out to The Wheatshaft at Borough Market. Can recommend as an excellent place to watch football.

Bundesliga has made Kane soft.

5 Arsenal players on the pitch 😎🫢😉

Overperfusion break.

Watching England makes me appreciate just how handsome the Arsenal are.

Very important. Portuguese names can be complex for us English speakers, but this is the correct pronunciation of his name. Cristiano Ronaldo, Who Denies The Allegations.

I actually had no idea how hot it has been today. Was working a room that stores medicines and it’s basically been 16C. Needed a jumper.

⚠️🔴 Extreme heat warning issued 🔴⚠️ With #heatwave warnings in place, we've teamed up with @metoffice.gov.uk to urge owners to take extra care to keep all pets safe from #heatstroke. If you've any concerns, call your vet for advice immediately. Top tips: weather.metoffice.gov.uk/warnings-and...

Farage - a man of the people - taking £5mill from foreign billionaires while sending your kids out onto the streets to riot and fuck their lives over. Vote Reform, get your arse kicked. Farage says £5m gift spending details 'not public's business' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's the 10th anniversary of the dumbest moment in modern British history so let's celebrate some of the idiots who made it happen. First up ... Jacob Rees-Mogg and his promise of cheap food and wine... In fact food prices have increased some 12% as a direct result of Brexit (LSE) 1/5

So my mates are in Mayan Jungle. Lucy Bronze and One Batlle are staying at the same place. Ona is moving to Hampstead. 👀

Do the lads on BBC match panel get sent a memo on what the theme is each night?

Fixed it.

Hydration break

In the former Nazi Derby, i am supporting Austria. It’s because they are in red and Argentina look like City. Damn. Goal down.

Got my calculator out. Guess who has a better penalty record than Messi, who has a 78% record?

Do wonder if VAR are busy watching other things

Eze quietly thinking "well, if even Messi can do it..."

Came across this joke on mastodon and it's too good to leave there.

Exclusive for @sport.theguardian.com: WSL & WSL2 clubs can now permit supporters to drink alcohol in view of the pitch, after a change to the leagues’ regulations. It follows a successful trial. Not all clubs will necessarily do this but they're all allowed to. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.

Oh. My. Goodness. #shesback

very nice from premier league champion, Leandro Trossard

Hydra-tion Break ⛓️‍💥

The BBC just quoted Trump’s criticism of Starmer’s record on immigration, without any correction or challenge. For the record, from their own website: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just home from Westfield Stratford. It’s the World Cup, home of West Ham, and yet 99% of football kit I saw was Arsenal. 1 wanker in a United shirt.. #londonisred

History has hatched in London. For the first time in over 360 years, pelican chicks have successfully been born in St. James’s Park. These four new arrivals mark a monumental milestone for wildlife in the heart of our capital.

Happy Father's Day 🖤

So good of the King and Prince William to “voluntarily” pay income tax. Very grown up of them both. (No mention of not paying inheritance tax. They didn’t volunteer for that one). www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

😂😂😂😂

Lovely interview. The bit about the CL final and the bus parade makes me want to give Raya a hug. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Nicolai Petrovich Bogdanov-Belsky was born into a life of abject poverty, but was able to get admitted to a special peasant school by demonstrate his early prowess at drawing. Here he remembers a boy like himself, nervously about to enter the school for the first time (1897)

The Sausage Dog Lady, The Myth, The Legend is ont Bluesky!!! #WilliamSalibaHasWonTheFuckingLeague 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

Welcome to the United States yes we declared war on drugs yes the drugs won

The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

Referee down!

Tech billionaires are getting richer while we pay the price for the real-world harm their platforms cause. The "neutral host" loophole lets them off the hook for pushing dangerous content. MPs are demanding emergency laws to make them pay. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

Don’t just share this on here. Stick this on your family WhatsApp group. Send it to your Brexit uncle. Print it out and give it to that neighbour. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article....

Ummm. Maybe just don’t play him against Ghana. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Arsenal won the league by the way.

🚨🚨 Nigel Farage has been trying to block a Bank of England cryptocurrency plan that could be costly for the billionaire bankrolling his party www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Good on ya, lads. Chant it louder.

I’ve seen enough. Just sign Rashford as a sort of little present for Saka. He seems to enjoy playing with him.

Just a reminder that Argentina won the World Cup with Martinez in goal so no reason England cannot win it with Pickford in goal.

I feel Rashford is going to be a very important player for England, I don't mind him coming off the bench depending on his fitness levels.