Have I told you that I love the Merseyside region? Especially the Liverpool ladies and the Everton gentlemen. A great bunch...

BUKAYO MY LARGE ADULT SON

Please for the love of god. A win and some goals I beg. I am on my knees.

It is actually wild just how nakedly bent Mr Rules and his government of service have been in two years. "They're all the same" has gone from tinfoil hat conspiracy to cast-iron truth for millions of people. Top work, dickheads 🏆.

One of the subs was genius. The other one unfortunately was not and needs to be moved on (along with few others) if we are going to get serious about getting that WSL title anytime soon

Holmberg crosses changing our lives, Renee sorry for doubting your genius subs you genius

FOOKIN GET THE FOOK IN LESSIIII

Ok those subs pretty much mean that this race is run, please prove me an idiot Vic and Smilla

Honestly, start taking dives in the box and over dramatising everything because these refs are absolutely fucking shite

ok my head is absolutely gone, wtf is this match

DAPHNEEEEEE

HOW IS THAT A FOUL FROM STINA WTF

Big up all the Arsenal Women enjoyers who have made it back to Lyon today. Living vicariously through you. Mortgage stopping me from euro trip escapades this time around 😞

More u-turns, prevarication and caving into developers from Labour. The Greens are clear. No more leaseholds. Bring in rent controls. Vote Green on 7th May. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Final home fixture being moved means I won't be able to attend because of work commitments. Thanks a lot. Hope you're happy. Fucking pricks.

Everything we are doing this summer is very #sensible

Extremely important to have visibility for dinos

Israel alone killed over 75 journalists in 2025, something many of the people I'm currently reading breathless posts from have still said nothing about.

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

First out of four CL semi finals down 🙏

I think Gyokeres might actually, genuinely get picked last in my Power League five-a-side team. Sorry Viktor mate, in between the sticks you go. Can come out last 10 if it ain't tight. Oh and it's your turn to wash the bibs

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Shame about the Pelova news but the writing had been on the wall for a good while. We can't wait forever for these players to recover/realise their potential, not if we want to get our hands on a league title anyway.

Cheapest ticket to watch Strokes in UK is £120 before fees. Cheapest ticket in **reads hand** Newcastle is £170. Both just standard arena shows. Everything is just fucked beyond belief.

Is that Mauro Ranallo on the boxing comms on Netflix? NXT black and gold era and I wanna run to youuu

Struggling to even enjoy the Masters here because of those 11 millionaire mfs and that one other mf with perfect hair

Bring your dinner? How about Arsenal bring a decent performance? That was dreadful from start to finish. Zero redeeming features to that performance. A chance to exert our title credentials and we play like that 😑 Not just bad in isolation either, it adds to ongoing worries about our form.

This team is gonna fucking kill me man

Have managed to secure tickets for West Ham away.... in the home end. Will either be a truly glorious (undercover) day or potentially the most miserable experience ever experienced. Gulp.

First leg of the UWCL semi-final between Arsenal and Lyon confirmed for Emirates Stadium on Sunday 26 April. 1530 KO.

Absolute brass neck of publishing this less than a day after disability benefit cuts come into force, pushing an estimated 400,000 people into poverty bsky.app/profile/mick...

Don't pretend we can't see what you're doing here, Stella

Farewell sweet prince. We'll always have the first half of 13/14 and those days at Wembley x

I don’t think I can do any more ‘hoping’ around Gabriel Jesus anymore.

Enzo Fernandez has received harsher punishment for saying he’d hypothetically like to live in Madrid one day than he did for singing a racist song that prompted several of his teammates to publicly condemn him

Kier Starmers Neo Con government is happy for us to drink shit and nobody is being held to account - voting Green isn’t a ‘nice to have ‘ - it’s necessary just for our survival

CBS have done 15 minutes on the hair pull and red card and even suggested it would have somehow changed the course of the game with 60 seconds left. So annoying to give them that to chew on ffs

Two idiotic moments from McCabe tonight, what is the fucking need

Frida today would have been nice?!

SUPER DAPH

Russo was about to score the best goal in the history of Stamford Bridge

Does Smilla Holmberg ever put in a bad cross? She might change our lives

One of yous needs to do a Russo turn compilation to Travis' Turn

I mean listen to White or Houghton for 10 minutes and that much is clear

Russo sent Walsh to Lidl just then

Can tell minutes into the BBC coverage that Fran Kirby is a natural pundit and already makes those around her look not so great...

Cracking start for United in Munich this

Being a national news editor on April Fools' Day is not it. Reminder to book in a day off next year 😮‍💨

Just seen Kim's teary video walking out with those little uns and seeing her banner on the north bank. Oh my 🥹