What does it say about the Starmer project that after 14 years of Tory misrule, which included Brexit and *genocidal austerity*, the continuation of that Hell would have been preferable to the British people? Change™, eh? What bollocks.

The Rules-Based Order Libs have been using "nEtANyAHU iS tHE prOBLeM" for the best part of 30 years to try and attribute the evil of an apartheid state to a single monster, and not a generations'-long monstrous project.

I follow this pretty closely, & I think this is only the 2nd time I’ve heard the Richelieu of County Cork speak aloud—a man who reputedly ran Britain. Like Cummings before him, the real story is how little scrutiny the Hack Pack paid him, coupled with their willingness to act as his stenographers.

I wonder what possible motive Baron West of Spithead—with his ties to several organisations in the security & defence sectors, & former chair of the Defence Advisory Board a arms company QinetiQ—might have for scaremongering about Russian Muslims raping their way through Britain? Bewildering.

TRANSLATION "We should be explicitly making the lives of the neediest in society worse now so we've got enough bullets to fight off rapist Muslims in a war I fantasised about as a young man but never got to take part in."

Guess we'll find out pretty quick whether the UK's sixth crowned prime minister of the 21st century is our long-awaited progressive saviour, or a continuity austerity ghoul who'll make the "hard choices" that only ever seem to affect working people. NEWSFLASH—it won't be the former.

Nothing says 'speaking for the concerns of the common man' like being paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to promote actual gold bars

A lot of people are saying that charging desperate people fleeing terrible circumstances £10,000 for the privilege of asylum in the UK is a new low for Shabana Mahmood. A reminder that this came from the mind of the same home secretary a few months back.

The wheel spins as it should.

That list of “10 big ideas for Burnham” that is getting reshared a lot does not include a single one about making people happier or their lives easier. So much wonk stuff is about ‘growth’ and ‘innovation’ with absolutely no mention of human happiness.

He’s playing all the hits

Sounds great but words cost nothing. We’ll have to wait to see what he actually does but really, the recruitment is not very encouraging and all of the people I would expect to be melting down in terrified hysterics, if there was any substance to any of this, seem pretty relaxed.

Some absolute classics of the genre in this speech—reindustrialisation, renewed council house building, apprenticeships for all, rejuvenation of high streets, rewiring govt. My dear friends, this will all evaporate like piss on a hot pavement.

It's 2026, and this is the most 19th century colonial shit you could ever imagine.

I'm not a professional Political Opiner, but this seems pretty simple to me—the Monoparty trash that's been forcefed to the serfs for decades by the same Identikit blandroids is now tasting like the two flavours of swill it always was. Then step in "anti-system" reactionaries as change candidates.

I'm convinced that centrist columnists are selected for their incredible ability to get duped over and over again, with the same undying optimism every single time.

This would tell you everything you need to know about a Burnham premiership. D. Miliband is hated by the Left over the Iraq war, despised by the Right because of his adjacency to George Soros & the WEF cabal + he'd would have to be appointed to the unelected House of Lords to do the job. Change™

It should tell you something that the most Reform UK-adjacent minister in post is still too progressive for this Labour govt.

Watch knuckle-dragging UK nativist—who get all their beliefs and talking points from the US far right—attach themselves to this like ticks on a dog's hind legs.

One of the most susceptible countries on Earth to the bully-boy tactics of the world Thugemon is the United Kingdom, clamped like a barnacle to the pustular gut of Uncle Sam by generations of Atlanticist kowtowing and genuflection. And this will *never* change under the Monoparty system.

Ofc his front bench is going to be the same: • Burnham is continuity Starmer with a Just For Men glow-up, better nasal airflow & Isræli war cabinet clothing. • He's beholden to the same Labour rightists who ploughed the learnèd Sir Keir into Downing Street, so boat-rocking is non-negotiable.

I'm sure everyone on this platform has at least one experience of a boomer or Gen X manager inflicting unbearable working conditions on their staff because they themselves had to undergo the same treatment. Any opportunity to outlaw this needless, bitter, generational punishment should be lauded.

The wheel spins as it should.

Nice to see that the Labour MP from Glasgow South is Steve Arnott from season 1 of Line of Duty.

Estate agent - So, why are you moving 😁? Seller - Lebensraum 🫥. EA - Okay, right 😁 (Googles Lebensraum). Holy 😑. Seller - Make sure you definitely get all the helmets in the pictures, yeah?

Oh man, the think pieces comparing Burnham to Harold Wilson will be coming in thick and fast now because they're both Labour and both hail from north of the M25.

I mean, fuck Keir Starmer, but this level of smugness on the day you’ve steamrolled a coup against your own party leader is crass in the extreme. Crazy hubris.

In the US, Biden will be remembered alongside Buchanan as one of the worst presidents in history, because he created the conditions for—and failed to stop—a fascist takeover. No matter how you try to colour in the tabula rasa that is Starmer the politician, he will be seen in the same way.

People will try to assert he was a decent man who was simply not up to the job. They will have to square that with all the fascist/rascist adjecent shit he pulled. But there is nothing to rejoice about here, as the heir apparent is a slightly younger looking blandroid like him.

Well, farewell, shithead. This has been on the cards for a while now, but rest assured you'll go down as the prime minister that did his utmost to hand the UK to fascists, and, consequently, will be remembered as one of the worst people to have ever led the nation. 🧵

The wheel spins as it should.

The Labour Party machine thinks we don’t know what they are doing the issue isn’t Starmer or whoever the issue is right of the party is calling all the shots and that’s why Burnham won’t be any better

The hat he is wearing here is estimated to cost £4,000,000,000.

I'd wager this is as good as it's going to get for Andy Murray Burnham. As soon as everyone realises that he's a northern, Just For Men Jet Black, continuity Sir Keir, his popularity will head in the same direction as the aforementioned blandroid in chief.

The wheel spins as it should.

While Burnham made the difference in the Makerfield by-election, the lesson that he and others will take, given his policy statements, is that people really want a right-wing Labour govt with a more charismatic PM. In other words, continuity Blair.

This guy performs an important function: he says outloud what others are thinking & intending to do bt keep quiet about so he attracts all the outrage while they get on do the thing

"nEtANyaHu iS tHe prOBLeM!"

Worst band in history - The Cenotwats

Tenures of the PMs since Brexit, in years. If Sir Keir was in the frame the number on his chest would be 2—which is also the average time a prime minister has been in office since the Leave vote. Burnham won't escape the maths—the Monoparty Establishment & rightist media have destroyed the UK.

Rewind back to the future for both Sir Keir and Andy Murray Burnham.

Game over, man, game over.

Once again, keeping track of who are the Gambinos and who are the Genoveses doesn't matter—it's all Mafia.

An abject military blunder. A historical capitulation by the world hegemon. But will their attack dog in the Levant get the picture that the jig is up? Or will we suddenly, mysteriously see the emergence of a set of Epstein-adjacent/corruption allegations that will damage the White House?

A tangerine-skinned sex offender crime boss, half-asleep, rambling dementedly, flanked by dead-eyed multimillionaire toadies. A sick joke on the world.

Lol let's not forget what has been acceptable to our politician-hack class in the last three years, and what's firmly beyond the pale: • Grannies against genocide = bad, terrorists • Event to illegally sell the land of the genocided = good, standard real estate practice

Man, oh man, the framing here. Tough decisions ahead—poor old career apartheidist genocidaire!

A reminder that this could be done for Westminster elections with a single majority vote in Parliament, but nobody in our political class actually gives a damn about electoral reform.

Can't for the life of me think what might have caused this

You can bet that if the most vile reactionaries in the US are trying to do this, lazy-as-hell far‑right extremists here in the UK have copy‑pasted the idea into their list of “American shit to do after the general election.” And it will be far easier to carry out in a country with zero guardrails.