*Andrea Jenkyns occasionally takes time out from the Jeremy Vine Show to be (nominally) the Mayor of Lincolnshire. Fighting waste by asking for another £147k to answer emails

Thankfully Everton is an away game - I think the players need the away fans - more than the home fans at the moment At half time I almost heard a ‘boo’ rumbling … I don’t think the Emirates can take another stinker

Anyone know the identities of the shooters yet ? They looked like a couple of white guys to me

I hope we are spending this week looking at Kai - getting Gabby up to speed and locking Viktors fridge and showing him how to make himself available for the rest of the team

Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.

Netanyahu accidentally says the hero was Jewish and praises him for saving lives Do you think he will he correct the record and praise Ahmed el Ahmad, the Muslim hero, and praise him for saving lives?

Having watched the footage of the attackers at Bondi -they didn’t look like Muslims to me … far right Aussies ? ..

12 dead at a mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach.💔 A 43-year-old father of two, Ahmed al Ahmed, snuck up & tackled a gunman to disarm him. Ahmed was shot twice. Both Jewish & Muslim faiths teach that “to save one life is to save all humanity.” Let us hold fast to our humanity.❤️

ABC News Australia doing what BBC News haven't done yet, name the Bondi Beach hero: Inala Cooper, "What I was reflecting on this morning was the footage of the civilian, the unarmed man, Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43 year old fruit shop owner"

Muslim protecting Jews. You won't hear that on Fox.

A Middle aged Muslim shop keeper - apprehended the rifle - disabled the gunman - alive so he can be interrogated and save future lives as well as the ones he doubtless saved today - will he get the recognition he deserves ? RIP the victims of this senseless barbaric act

Ahmed Al Ahmed’s cousin: “He’s a hero. 100% a hero.”

Nope, you got it wrong The hero is a middle-aged Muslim shopkeeper

"This man has not yet been identified but he has been hailed as a hero" It's over three hours after the world found out his name is Ahmed el Ahmed, but BBC news still don't know 🤷‍♀️

At this stage I would actually prefer transfers and outgoings in the medical / rehab dept rather than going out and buying new players

Manchester City looming - as per ..

Eddie masterclass coming up -he’s on the bench but he’ll get on the pitch -no doubt

You can see here Gabby says own goal straightaway - so much integrity , so much humility- we were celebrating him -not the goal ❤️ youtube.com/shorts/z7_cv...

I'm still fuming over this!!! Forget about VAR, that Ref had the clearest of views. Dopey cunt!

So it appears our players continual prayers and thanks to God were answered because I’m telling you -that was definitely divine intervention last night - who knows…if we’ve got that on our side …?

Fact-check: true

I think when you schlepped across London - cancelled plans because of a late kick off to support your team - supported then for 98minutes (and 55yrs) - you are entitled to express how pissed off you are when they don’t turn up .

We’ve had two games now where we are dreadful up front and panicked at the back We won’t be winning anything if this continues

I’m just back from the game and I’ll leave the balance to the podcasters That was shit and almost humiliating-Jesus kept our season alive, I’m praying for havertz soon as we cannot go on with Gyokeres-he’s dogshit- bendtner levels of belief without the talent. The rest were no better

I’m fuming - that was shit - thank Christ for Jesus

Gyokeres looks ike a competition winner and nobody is making wolves sweat - no pace no zip - playing their game and not ours -you can bet your life City win tomorrow

Poorest half so far this season So went and had a pint

Brian power smashing it up on mi-soul right now Keeping us entertained on the way to the game

8pm kick off - total pain in the arse

Saddened to hear of the death of the legendary comic Stanley Baxter. From comedy films to large variety series to children's favourite Mr Majeika , Stanley was on our screens regularly for 30 years. Here Stanley plays 5 characters to show you how everyone loved the BBC Micro

Get Carter - great film

Ooh ‘Have I got news for you’ Sees Janet street porter 🤮 Switches over …

I’m not on a witch hunt but for Maduekes 2nd goal ,Gyokeres pulled out of the header despite being lined up for it - didn’t press the defenders in front of him despite being actually further ahead than Noni in the area - it’s just a weird thing for a striker to do ?

Whole of the American economy is now piracy.

Anyway … in other news .. ahem…’cough’..

Good night 😂

Well.. that was nice … Well done Noddy 👏👏👏

Has Jesus already had more shots than Gyokeres ?

He only appears at Christmas but he’s our guiding star - welcome back Jesus !! All praise him !!!

Martinelli says - hold my beer ❤️

Solidarity with Mo Salah I think he’s right - he HAS been chucked under the bus - who knows if it’s political with the American ownership or its poor management from the LUCKIEST manager alive - but it should never have come to this - Salah has been unbelievably prolific for them for years -poor

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🚨BREAKING🚨 MPs have voted to PASS our bill to establish a UK-EU customs union. The Prime Minister must now listen to his own MPs, drop his self-imposed red lines and finally go for proper growth through an ambitious trade deal with the EU.

So a former member of Farage's campaign team in Clacton (who was expelled from the party) says they lied about how much was spent on Farage's campaign in 2024, and submitted fraudulent election returns. This could be interesting, especially since the story has broken in the Telegraph.

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As per usual @harrysymeou.bsky.social with a balanced podcast that addresses the issues we all saw yesterday www.youtube.com/live/U1Vldc2...

If true this may be the catalyst that we need Looks like Jesus talk has faded and Kai has suffered a setback We need another forward to help Merino, Martinelli and Trossard

Just been reading the comments under this video - some so called fans should be ashamed of themselves The disrespect shown to a man that basically won them the league is unbelievable youtu.be/gFRP-gB67hQ?...

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No Reform representative on the Laura Kuenssberg show for two weeks running - that's a record! It's almost as though we didn't want to talk about the 28 witnesses to my teenage racism and antisemic abuse.