If they had the capacity to do this, it would be really bad. And they probably will try to do a couple of high profile examples to make you think they *do* have the capacity. But like a lot of stuff, this is a memo designed to get you to voluntarily stop doing stuff they don’t like.

suddenly really glad he picked lemon and not a different color lolol

So the thing here is that gals have been baseball AND baseball butt fans this whole time, dudes just don't listen when we talk (about butts or anything else).

Everything is really scary and chaotic for Trans individuals right now. Regardless of whatever lies and fear that is spread, we know that the world is better with Trans people in it. You are all worth fighting for, and we will continue to advocate for your rights and your safety.

I SEE NO BAG OF BAGELS HERE THIS PUPS INNOCENCE SEEMS TO BE QUITE CLEAR CASE CLOSE

CHOTINER: So You created us right GOD: Yes CHOTINER: In Your image GOD: Yes CHOTINER: And sometimes we do bad things GOD: Oh Yes CHOTINER: And then you send plagues and floods GOD: OK I think I see where you are going with this

This thread will also give you hope.

it's so good. omg. #breadsky 🍜🍽️

Beautiful. Tucking this one in my pocket.

bunny continues to nom on my head. this is an original fantasy romance-type thing and i am more than happy to talk about the worldbuilding anytime. (the pantheon i discussed in #MythAugust is used here) #WriteSky #WIPSnips #WritingPrompts

well it didn't come out quite round but it's not terrible for a first attempt given it's stuffed and thus harder to braid. #breadsky 🍽️🍜

(Oh and Trans Rights are Human Rights, let's get that one in there too)

So: Fascism is bad The First Amendment is good Genocide is an actual fucking crime And also: It's appalling to be in 2025 where each of these is not, in fact, taken as part of the baseline shared reality anymore

next time i make a round braid remind me to make it without filling. the braid came out a bit of a mess so i didn't take a picture, it's on the second rise now and in about 8 min i'll go bake it. #breadsky 🍜🍽️

A lot of us are Disney adults bc the parks are welcoming & safe for us. My wife can go & not worry about her safety. I can go and know everything will be accessible for me & my chair. We're far from alone, and we can't get that combination of safe & accessible easily elsewhere.

why is everyone talking about the rapture today

everything about this is iconic, from the hair to the shoulder pads to the reveal that she addresses herself as “bitch” to the absolute murder in her eyes in that first shot. that is a woman who homophobes would cross the street to avoid for fear of their life. absolute ally goals

There are way too many people who wear sports jerseys and own season tickets and like to tailgate feeling very superior to the disney adults right now, and I mean... listen. I'D STEP CAREFULLY. LOL We all got weird hobbies. Don't start mistaking yours for normal just because society does. 🤣

#breadsky I want to make smitten kitchens apple and honey challah but I wanted to use my own dough, issue is the math doesn't line up. my usual recipe makes 2 loaves. anyone want tell me if I should make my usual dough into one loaf or scale down? 🍽️🍜

I'm honestly surprised that more of corporate American doesn't understand depth of the cookie jar that is lib coded PMC money

I admit it, if you're still openly admitting you're into that fandom I judge you and I probably don't wanna be friends. she's a monster.

one day you get stressed and make a box mix cake. five and a half years later you're analyzing enriched dough recipes to see how to scale and adjust them for your own needs. I did not originally realize baking involved so much math but it tickles the logic side of my brain.

baked into the middle of one of my own loaves

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

The Disney parks have been safe for my wife and accessible for me, which we can't always find elsewhere, but there are lines and disney crossed one. They are not getting more of my money until Kimmel is back on air.

I will never vote for a pro-life candidate and that is a promise. fuck you

Talking about the abstract need to reassure heartland swing voters by reviving the anti-abortion wing of the Democratic Party is also just one more case of how the Sensible Liberal bloc is organized around pretending the last ten years didn't happen—it's a fantasy about doing pre-Dobbs politics

#WIPSnips #WriteSky help this bunny won't let go

“We have to live with each other” Okay listen I am perfectly content to live in the same country with these people provided they stop trying to dominate and kill everyone they don’t like, I don’t think that’s an unreasonable ask

Welcome to the AntiFa Planning Committee to Violently Overthrow the Government meeting! After you all sign the guest book and register for the mailing list - No PO Boxes - we’re gonna take some fun group photos. Remember we’re all comrades here so no masks indoors. I’m your organizer, Joe Notafed.

This is either engineered to create mass chaos in the cruelest possible fashion, or is a consequence of complete incompetence. I suspect both, though by different people in the chain of command leading to this executive order.

if you see this post a selfie of you and your pup!

The tech industry leans *hard* on H1-B visas and this is seriously going to devastate a lot of companies.

ok so i am not a published writer and would not be in this but it always makes me laugh bc i have a stupidly common first/last name combo and there's someone relatively famous who shares it so if i even try to search my name i just get her page

Gen X/older Millennial call out: how many of my fellow Sleeping Beauty or Flowers in the Attic fans had parents who knew what was in those books? cause i'm pretty sure mine didn't.

This. Look, it’s about trust. If you trust your kids and have made yourself open to them, so they trust you, they’ll bring you a book they’re not sure about. They’ll ask questions and trust you to be okay with their curiosity. If you don’t trust them and haven’t fostered trust? You’ve lost them.

I get the political take but it's also an unethical take given the anti-abortion legislation kills pregnant people. We've gotten to a point where we've forgotten that the role of politics is to actually make society better. Just like the role of economics is to help socially allocate resources

"What do you expect Democrats to do!?!???'

Gayle King: “… Michelle Obama always says, ‘when they go low, we go high.’ Is that your philsophy?” Cardi B: “No.”

probably the Who, maybe some Bruce Springsteen or the Rolling Stones. Billy Joel if mom was in the car too.

self-admitted Disney adult here: They are not getting any more of my money until Kimmel is back on the air with an apology from Bob. They have been informed such via their customer service chat. (If you are talking to customer service to express anger BE POLITE TO THE REP it's not their fault)

whoever is running the most effective “PRIMARY ALL OF THEM. YES, ALL. I SAID ALL. I MEAN ALL” campaign can have literally all my money, time, and social media followers. Congressional fire sale, everything must go, no substitutions, all sales final. I’m so serious. this is irredeemable

I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOUR VIDEO ABOUT A THING I WANT TO READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE THING. STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN TEXT BASED INTERNET. yes i am yellling, i am so over 2 min videos

I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.

*also taps sign*

lmao michigan’s workaround on the new covid vax restrictions is to declare that not having gotten a dose of the lasted covid vaccine is an underlying condition that puts one at high risk, that rules www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...

From Feb 4th 1939

seriously it's wild, I got about ten seconds into this clip and "fighting him" is the perfect description for his suit. it looks awkward and uncomfortable. Kelly's suit was fluid and looked comfortable to move in. Craig's definitely does not.

It is always a delight to watch Gene Kelly dancing for any reason

that about sums it up