Do centrist Dems realize that the incentive structure they're establishing by admonishing one of the few major Arab American figures who unequivocally endorsed Harris despite nothing being conceded on Gaza? The lesson for those Arabs will be to uh, not do that again.

An old man is comatose, his wife fled the country, and someone else is removing the carpeting. This is like minute 53 of a Law & Order.

Which is awesome and all, until you have a cart to shelve and stumble across one of the dens in the stacks. I get so paranoid that I'm gonna step on someone's very sensitive areas while they're mid-orgy just to shelve a gluten-free cookbook.

Interesting: AI summaries mean Google is now indisputably a content creator and can be held libel (in Germany, at least) for incorrect AI information. www.dw.com/en/german-co...

I see what you like about the job, @aundriaparker.bsky.social!

Yeah, what';s up with the dems having integrity while the reps are a pile of hogs wallowing in their own shit? What'dya mean we have integrity? No, I was told both parties are the same and I want to wallow in shit like they do!

Sounds like we could replace all the executives with Clippy. Let's do that and get the artists back.

Few things make me want to quit everything and become a full time life coach like seeing young people admit to not knowing how to do basic things. Okay, society failed you, not your fault. Today I am going to teach you how to do laundry. From picking soap to folding and everything in between.

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

Me, ever since the Nazi tattoo: this guy sucks so bad Every Pod Save-aligned bro in my feed: every candidate has flaws! Me, person with tattoos and siblings who are veterans who knows he didn’t just fall onto a tattoo needle for 8 hours and end up with something he didn’t know was a Nazi symbol: 😐

You remember Waingro from Heat? I bet he's good at telling really filthy jokes. Like, so long as you're at the other end of the bar and just listening to him, he's probably really good at telling the kinds of stories you're not supposed to tell anymore.

Ann Widdecombe died today. Here's a list of statements she made so we can understand who she was. "Homosexual acts are wrongful... disgusting." said science may "produce an answer" to Homosexuality "We remove restraints when treatment has commenced or, in the case of pregnant women when labour..

lol. it's nice that others see through the shitty "the establishment is trying to take me down" talking point

Alarming story that confirms my own reporting along similar lines: Dan Moraff, the political strategist who plucked Graham Platner out of obscurity to run for senate and barely vetted him, was barred from Rep. Summer Lee’s 2022 campaign after three complaints of sexual misconduct.

it's HUMAN CURATION. curation by deep niche content weirdos is SUCH a gift. I still find it in terrestrial radio. DJ's who hand-pick every track, based on a whimsical theme, drawing on a vast reservoir of knowledge about B-sides and bootlegs...anyway, FUCK THE ALGORITHM.

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

What were seeing now is more clear evidence that the DOJ never undertook a serious investigation into Epstein's human trafficking operations... and that's because all roads lead to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and people at DOJ and FBI well know that. www.cnn.com/2026/07/09/p...

We gotta bring back nerdiness. Gotta make it cool. Gotta put the fuckin' back into fuckin' nerds. Gotta read a book, read a book, read a mother fuckin' book. youtu.be/h27X-wADkik?...

OH IF ONLY THERE WAS A CLUE ON HIS CHEST THE SIZE OF A VW HUBCAP THAT HAD BEEN THERE FROM THE START TO INDICATE HE WASN'T GOOD PEOPLE!

So 'actually both side supported Platner' is just one of those things every acount with 10,000+ followers has to pretend to believe now like how previous Based Stronk Man Fetterman only turned into a reactionary chud because he got bonked on the head by a bowling ball.

I think Platner’s failure to formally withdraw from the race shows exactly what happens when someone says no to him.

also, working class is no longer a class, but a cultural signifier. if you work as a nail technician, you're working class, but no one pitches their entire political campaign at you.

Tom Holland Says The Odyssey Was His ‘Last Chance to Play a Human,' before he turns back into a little wooden doll forever (Source: tinyurl.com/8xhkyyc6)

"So the democrat has to drop out but they make the republican president?" Watching people's "both sides are exactly the same kind of bad" world views crumble in real time would be more entertaining if I didn't have to remind myself they can vote. But hey, congrats on the object permanence.

Are you sick of winning yet?

"You don’t pressure witnesses to a shooting to self-deport if your goal is to get to the bottom of what happened." In the same way that the government did not investigate the Minnesota shootings, they will not investigate these shootings.

this is abysmal. I dont even know what to think

I have been pointing this out for MONTHS!!!!!

1) Interesting "Dems Not in Disarray" front-page framing. 2) Point Dems need to keep making: -Virtually every Dem leader has now come out publicly against Platner. -Virtually every GOP party leader still all-in for Ken Paxton. (And, of course, for Trump) This is not a "both sides" situation.

RIP NYT pitchbot. how do you satirize this?

As much as 40 percent of longform posts on LinkedIn and X that users actually see are fully AI-generated, according to new research Particularly notable because we know these platforms are flooded with slop, but this studied what the algorithm actually shows people www.404media.co/linkedin-and...

YouTube just tried to get me to watch a video called "Influencer goes to a grocery store for the first time..." and this is me tapping out. I don't care if it's a reaction video, or a person actually tracking their first time in a grocery store, or what. I'm out, I'm done, gonna go live in a cave.

Just absolute catnip for a sociopathic narcissist. Please, end the careers of these "consultants" for all time.

I feel like I need to remind people that part of the original me too movement was to emphasize the simple fact that most women, at some point in their lives, have been the victim of sexual harassment, assault, rape or other types of gender-based violence. Hence, the “me too” part.

I know this is not enforceable but I think anyone who says anything like, "I believe women but I am suspicious that this woman is particular is paid/coming forward for attention" should have to cite examples of multiple women who have made money & success out of accusing high-profile men of rape.

This was an *internal affairs* detective! 🤯 "A Milwaukee Police Department detective now faces charges for allegedly abusing the same license plate reader technology he was assigned to investigate another officer for misusing." www.tmj4.com/news/local-n... #deflock #surveillance #alpr

Typically, when people with totenkopf tattoos talk about an unseen powerful force working to keep them away from the levers of power, they’re talking about a very specific group of people

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

So I think we can assume that Graham Platner gave Ryan Grim text message screenshots that he thought were exculpatory, and Ryan Grim ran with it because both he and Platner think a woman mentioning massage is irrevocable consent to sex. Which is as good as a confession.

I think one of the reasons I enjoy Barry Lyndon so much is that there is no hint of modernity. No wink the the camera, no funny aside, even the pacing has an old quiet feeling to it. It's just a director asking how deeply he can immerse you into this world.

This guy sucks so bad dude "they" didn't make you sexually assault anyone or get an SS tattoo! Nobody did that!!!

what a surprise. again, he reacted like this when the Nazi tattoo was revealed! he wasn't contrite, there was no actual acceptance or suggestion of change, it was pure entitlement and anger. All of this should have been obvious.

Barry Lyndon is a fine story about Gen X. Full of adventure and promise in our youths. Full of debt and death in our adulthood. And then the step kid shoots us in the knee for reasons that are entirely our own fault. Or maybe we're Lord Bullington and Barry is the Boomers. IDK

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

our obsession with white male redemption arcs is going to kill us all.

I've worked it out, Vance has the energy of the worthless middle manager that no one knows what he actually does, and the one person who either doesn't give a shit, or has skills that can't be replaced, occasionally insults right to his face.

I'm pretty sure this was the ad that if you sent a letter to Rumple Minze, they would send you a poster sized version of it.