Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

The Prince song "Cream" is him talking to himself in the mirror. It's just Prince's Daily Affirmations. youtu.be/rrbFQEcpJ3A?...

"Gen Z has the lowest racial resentment of any generation ever studied. They’re more progressive on race than boomers, Gen X, & even college-educated elder millennials. Despite endless discourse about young men being “lost to the manosphere,” the data shows them progressing alongside female peers."

Parachute pants are in. Everyone is watching Interview With The Vampire. Housing prices are up. Claire Danes is in everything for some reason

It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

You know, back in the day you'd need to hire a medium and they'd do close up magic tricks to convince you that you're talking to a dead relative. Now they do it with computers. Also, why is a transparent screen still how we denote The Future? We have those now and they suck for regular use.

If a candidate is running away from an endgame solution (“I’m for Medicare for all who want it because we need to get there but not yet), they won’t fight for you. I’m telling you now. They won’t fight. Candidates telling voters to wait longer for shit we needed a decade ago aren’t going to fight.

These people always pitch themselves as savvy Real America Whisperers but constantly talking about how Republicans are right and Democrats are annoying is abysmal electoral strategy. Talk about how minorities aren't a threat, billionaires are!

We in the 80's : How could James Bond, an end stage drunk with tertiary syphilis from a dead empire fight a billionaire genius? Me today: Oh.

You're an amazing person. Please carry that with you through this day. Love you.

i would like more democrats to start promising to lock these fuckers up

youtu.be/lbTRP-xw7uE?... TBH the best part of this video is the 3:36 mark where the listener accepts that being the thing that helps a person they will never meet is beautiful. I hope you get to sleep in my shade. future lil weirdo.

LIKE 87.7% of an incel's problem s not knowing what gets girls going. The other 12.3 is they can't get past that chick might be really be flirting with them without anything expectation but a fuck/.

Looking at John Linnell's fore arms on the video for "Don't Let's Start" and seeing why girls lied him back in the day. PSA - check the 45-48 second mark and realize chicks my have different priorities.

When you find you are twisting the bottle to get the cap back on, you have probably enough had enough to driink. Won't stop me though.

they should show this video on a loop to counteract manosphere content

Like.. for fuck's sake! This song is beauty itself. youtu.be/BMsfD6hd1v8?...

By the way, please listen to Early Alchemy by Acoustic Alchemy. It's painfully beautiful in ways I should be able to express while drunk, but can't. The not e selection is almost lyrical and that version Sarah Victoria is possibly the most beautiful, song I have ever heard.

Sadly Four is the last Great Blues Traveler album. "Truth Be Told" is only great true fans If you're looking fore the last Acoustic Alchemy Albums it's either their last 1 or Positive Thinking... which was the last before Nick Webb died. "The Beautiful Game" as just a point of change for the group.

Sarah Vowell did this piece maybe 30 years ago on This American Life where she talked about how on day she would shoot her father's ashes from his cannon and ends with the phrase "I want it to hurt." I think about that maybe once a week.

I frequently have noted people don;t recognize how religions Prince was. He loved the idea of a loving spirit so much that it would frequently interfere with his "Just fuck and feel good" message. Prince believed in the holy spirit, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us.

‪Controversial Opinion 2: Any given live version of "I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man" is better than the albums version and the albums version is one of the Top 10 Prince songs. youtu.be/t5Px4jY1TVc?...

To be fair to Algo, this was the next song. Not to post spoilers, but this one did no ruin me. youtu.be/7pLyutp2iJU?...

Hey youtube? do you have some kind special of algo that notes when I'm drunk and can't take it? Because why would you show me this now? youtu.be/rGkseGFQLh4?...

About once a season is all gets to be too much as I tweet about getting drunk and some kind soul tries to tell me there are better things than abusing a substance. And I know they are right, and I love them, but I'm fine. Actually, I am 12 shots into this Genepy Le Chamois, I am more than fine.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Everyone is being fleeced by health insurers & yet the political debate has been narrowed to just Dems demanding more subsidies for their insurance donors & the GOP trying to throw everyone off whatever meager coverage anyone still has. It’s a total disgrace & shows how deep the corruption runs.

H: Can you get drunk on Limoncello? Me: If you're not a coward. H: How many of those have you had? Me: Enough to prove my courage.

Controversial Opinion: Emancipation is actually Prince's last great album. This is controversial because people either fall into the "All Prince's Albums are great" crowd or the "Everything from The Batman soundtrack on was jut him spinning his wheels" crowd.

Gatsby believed in the green light. Bonsera believed in America. Whitney believed in the children. Eddie believed in Santa, The Easter Bunny, and The Tooth Fairy. The Lion believed in spooks. At some point, the question will come to you. What do you believe?

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

Jeffrey Epstein had 1,571 names of contacts in his little black book. Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled. Donald Trump’s was one of them. Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him. If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?

We've got priests right now! Priests and pastors and imams and rabbis and vicars and unemployed guys named Gus who read a lot of Spinoza. And ALL of them would love to talk to you about god. You don't even have to go to their thing, they're just happy to help!

generally speaking if you violate your professions’ core principles you should find another profession, and the compulsion to romanticize a fall from grace has no place in the real world. it is bad for everyone, including the offender.

This may be Trump's perfect social media post. A true work of art. He confirms: ✅He personally directs criminal investigations. ✅He is targeting opponents. ✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents. Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀

Hey @jay.bsky.team, I got a quick question. Patton Oswalt got temporary suspended for making an exaggerate death threat but the Department Of War account has promised to "kill people" and put up videos of them killing innocent people on the open ocean... yet have not been suspended. Why is that?

This is Bluesky taking a Johnny Cash quote out of context to make it look like the author was issuing a threat. By that argument, the sitcom Just Shoot Me is more violent than SAW

if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this, you need a new moderation team.

Good way to remind yourself you can only go so high with a Cessna before the engine stalls out.

More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received. The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

Governments that have no trans people should forbidden from writing legislation on trans issues. Trans groups should instead draft legislation for the government to rubber stamp and approve

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

they tried to make this story disappear, btw

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

The bill to reopen the government sneaks in three changes that will cause harm: A stricter ban on abortion nationwide An end to FDA food safety regulations A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market They want to cause pain

Every time I see "How can you even talk to teenagers?" I'm like, "You know you can treat a person like a human without preying on them... right?" Sorry, it's just you sound like you don't believe young people have any value to humanity and all interaction with them is either a drag or a transaction.

There is nothing fans are more enamored with than a movie that didn’t get made. It is only potential. It exists only in your mind, where it always made the exact right choices. It didn’t violate your narrow sense of canon. It is only what you love about the franchise, and it can never fail you.

I’ve lost the ability to enjoy a number of authors whose works meant a lot to me because they turned out to be sex pests and I have much less attachment to politicians

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.