Never, ever, ever get into a posting war with Shia powers

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

I have been saying this for five years and I’m glad people are catching on. Also I do literally blame the lead.

My crank theory of why survey data is so extreme now is that decades of app platforms have trained consumers to only answer in extremes, either the delivery person is the best delivery you’ve ever gotten or you might as well give them one star so they get fired.

You ever think about how DHS is still under a shutdown but the president decided he could pay everyone affected so nobody cares or talks about it anymore

Trump could not be setting the stage for her more perfectly if he tried

When you think about it, nuclear winter is a kind of peace.

It gives me a real jolt of hope to see the church walking into an era of *this* kind of unpopularity.

he's obviously bullshitting but the funniest part of this is that Trump - avatar of fundamentalist christianity - is so irreligious and his brain is so cooked it's not entirely implausible he simply wouldn't recognize jesus

Y’all.

US Energy Secretary Wright: By this summer is an aggressive timeframe now for oil and gas prices to start coming down.

He's right. Pope Leo has been a terrible replacement for Pam Bondi as Attorney General.

Millions of MAGA warriors dutifully scribbling this in their "How to Argue Everything Bad is TDS" notebooks

what are we even doing here @fetterman.senate.gov?

What's wild is the president simply doesn't have to do heresy. Like he does not have to interact with this stuff at all, but he chooses to, over and over again. He is choosing to tweet himself as AI Jesus

RETVRN to the 1776 Constitution of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

Pope Leo: I am not a politician. I don’t want to get into a debate with him. I am preaching the Gospel. President of the USCCB: The pope is not Trump’s “rival.” CNN: Let’s immediately platform someone whose entire schtick is twisting anything that happens into “Leo vs Trump: Rival Throwdown.”

WSJ comments section, the purpose of the Pope isn't to baptise your emotional support war

We preach Christ crucified, which is a scandal to Jews, foolishness to Gentiles, weak on Crime and terrible for Foreign Policy!

Karl Barth once wrote “Theology had first to renounce all apologetics or external guarantees of its position within the environment of other sciences, for it will always stand on the firmest ground when it simply acts according to the law of its own being.”

It's not a counterpunch, guys. The pope didn't throw a punch. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...

This is EXACTLY the way to respond to criticism of the church being political. I've gotten so exhausted of this idea that the church is just another interest group with a position. The Gospel clashing with sin and death is not political debate. We don't need to respond on that playing field.

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.

Rob Reiner tweet was one of the big breakthrough "what the hell" moments imo

It is legit funny but it doesn’t change the fact that if your mayor went on FB tonight, said that the Pope sucked, and then posted an AI painting of themselves as Jesus Christ performing miracles, they would be removed from office in less than 48 hours.

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

It was good for the Episcopalians, and I would like the Methodists to get on the game (unfortunately we don't have any figurehead to attack)

Look maybe Trump's one principled stance is opposition to theocracies

Nero shit honestly. Caesarodumbassism

I feel like Christian Bluesky was made for this moment. We have been training for this.

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

Pope Leo is WEAK on crime

Add this to the "things the Confederacy ruined for everyone" list

🚨BREAKING🚨: Fed Chair Jerome Powell has changed his name to "Jack America" and said he intends to contest the 2028 election as a Democrat

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Squirrelmaxxing

Had a parishioner tell me this morning, "you're the best preacher we've ever had. Not the best pastor, but the best preacher!" Which may have been a joke. Maybe not. But I'm wondering if any of my predecessors have managed a pandemic, the rise of fascism, and the collapse of the American church.

Picture this for America. It will come. Keep going.

My Salvadoran neighbors are having a party and have filled every space in my parking lot, which would be fine if they were to bring me some pupusas

More like Loser Orban

Not if I blockade you first!!

I don't care about Hasan Piker and he doesn't matter, but if it's Gavin v Vance, I'm out. They're the same dude. Slimy dipshit ghoulish oppprtunists. Neither is getting my vote

It's Orb-ver

Hagyd abba a lopást!

i think people have forgotten that vance is quite possibly the least experienced person to *ever* serve as vice president of the united states

JD Vance showing up to work in a $1,200 suit with fresh Botox and his signature raccoon eyeliner: I'm here to talk about American masculinity

A fun Easter egg in the UMC Book of Discipline is putting the Trustees in charge of bequests, which makes perfect sense when you think about it but is also like a big red Ignite Civil War button when it happens for the first time

A really sick thing that I once didn't know, even as a native western Pennsylvanian, is that people in the Pittsburgh area pronounce Cheryl as "Shirl." It is also not uncommon, meanwhile, for a woman born here to have their name spelled that way.