Cut the president a check and you, too, can get your own Platinum Corruption Pass!

Everyone is twelve

As I've been saying, being young is going to be such a massive asset in 2028. People yearn to remember what it was like to have a president who didn't routinely poop his pants on camera.

Decided to challenge myself and preach on Romans next week, and I am extremely not good at preaching on the Epistles

Looking pretty post-apocalyptic outside tbh

My hot take is that this is willful pedantry by people who want everyone to know they can read Greek. We all know what the point of the poster's aesthetic is. No one thinks that's how you spell The Odyssey in Koine; it would be silly to make an ad in a language the audience doesn't know.

"VANCE URGES HANDING PRESIDENT TRUMP ANOTHER HIGH PROFILE LOSS BY TRYING TO CRAM UNRELATED LEGISLATION INTO THE RECONCILIATION BILL THAT WILL INEVITABLY GET STRIPPED OUT"

That's entirely in your hands, buddy.

I just do not think the new administration line on the diabolical threat of "communism" is going to have any juice whatsoever when the majority of the US electorate hadn't reached adulthood when the Soviet Union fell

Air Quality Index is allegedly a moderate 55 but my view of the church spires two blocks away is visibly hazy

really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours

Everyone from the president down to the White House janitor is a crook.

In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land.

...retvrn?

Aircraft carrier catapults are an odd, long-term fixation of his.

It’s not even a gold coin. It’s a gold-colored coin. Because the metaphor machine is stuck at max. www.cbsnews.com/news/1-gold-...

Sometimes I think about how JD Vance, hillbilly princeling, had the Army Corps of Engineers adjust the depth of a river in Ohio so he could canoe on his birthday

No, this really really really is rape

Big if true

The paid family leave proposal in Allegheny County really brings a lot of Boomers and Xers out of the woodwork to boil with rage—the same who presumably are also always badgering their children about giving them grandkids

This phrase has been bouncing around in my head for the past week and I think it's a fairly accurate description of very online radical liberals who were in middle school or younger when Obama was president.

This person is offering the biggest brain proposal with regard to permanent DST

In any other moment since WWII, "the Secretary of Defense is overtly resegregating the US military" would be the biggest deal

If the federal government were not controlled by vicious idiots, there could be rational policy discussions around making ai companies act in the public benefit.

My opinion on data center moratoriums is that they are bad policies in the long term but also we need to force some kind of political accord vis a vis the companies that say they will take all the jobs and possibly kill humanity with their new technology

the most consequential decisions in the world are mostly made by people about as good at their job as you are at yours.

The usefulness-to-horror ratio on this particular project is like nobody has ever seen before

The writing on the wall, explaining precisely what's going to happen between November and January, is so big you can read it from space

Skeets from 1812:

This is the kind of insight that could turn you into a more humble public servant or a nihilist, and I think we know which option Graham chose.

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

I'm seeing a lot of dismissal of this mattering, but large numbers of youth organizing via social media to exert control over urban space is a significant social and *political* phenomenon

Lady if your mental illness can be effectively controlled with journaling, I'm happy for you, but please leave the rest of us alone

worried this sets a bad precedent of "we will get in trouble for being honest, so we should avoid doing the right thing"

I suspect that when historians reflect on this era, in 50-100 years, they'll be struck by how activism was more or less the same in form as it was in the 1960s, long after the political system had built up immunity to those methods

Broke: Transgender for everybody Woke: Diarrhea for all

Chi-Chi's was already taken from me, LEAVE TACO BELL ALONE 😤

* MEXICO HAS FILED CRIMINAL COMPLAINTS WITH STATE PROSECUTORS IN U.S. OVER DEATHS OF CITIZENS IN IMMIGRATION CUSTODY -- STATEMENT * MEXICAN GOVERNMENT HAS ALSO SENT CEASE-AND-DESIST LETTERS TO U.S. DETENTION CENTERS WHERE NATIONALS HAVE DIED -- STATEMENT @reuters.com

American Flag Blue btw

low info voters are constantly being convinced that Republicans have more moderate policies (and Democrats more left wing policies) than they actually do and the mainstream media is a huge accomplice in this effort.

"it is what it is" is undoubtedly the GOAT thought terminating cliché. nothing else even comes close. it just is what it is

this is the closest ICE has ever come to saying "yeah we just murdered a guy"

New favorite TikTok comment

We live in hell. This is hell. We’re currently in hell.

Fantastic, it's just like when he casually revealed the diagnosis of that congressman with a terminal illness

Robert F. Bukaty / AP

Ah, 300 YARDS now. Next it will be furlongs.

stop. if you think the existence of a warrant is part of the conversation in any way, you cannot, by definition, argue that it makes any difference whether the guy they killed had a warrant or not. because right guy or wrong guy, an arrest warrant isn't a death sentence.

i am begging democrats to take this threat to our elections as seriously as they take a fundraising deadline

the answer is bexause the author of this article is party to many crimes of an international nature