hi 👋

just realized i have reference sylvia plath in three of my 10 blog posts so far lol

"i hated being my AGAB" vs. "i lowkey liked it but felt weirdly like a fraud in my AGAB"

a great type of band is a beautiful, utterly singular woman and a bunch of regular-looking dudes who could be anybody

The Internet is basically like "oh, interesting thought! Have you ever considered what someone with no sense of humor might think of that?"

stay woke

SNL cowbell sketch except it's 1997 & Christopher Walken's music producer character is asking Britney Spears for more vocal fry

it's cool to be able to silently read a poem that speaks for a perspective so socio-politically alien from mine that it would be offensive for me to read it aloud

watched last night. a perfect film. simultaneously vicious and deeply compassionate. few can do it like this

being a monogamous top feels like being a local drummer who's in only one band

when i go to shows with my partner i write little notes on my iphone to comment during sets

Fantasia-style sugar plum faerie gf who keeps fluttering around the room & has sharp lil teeth

god (jealous) punished him for this fit by making him bald

my partner has been gone for just eight days and i have already started playing magic against myself

if you EVER see my forehead that means we are either close friends or it is WINDY out

yeah uh that's me

some of y'all

wna move to NYc 😬

oh shit i didn't know about almost any of this :3

this is the way folks

NEW BLOG on the work of photographer Pia-Paulina Guilmoth :) 🦇🌚

blood pet gf who keeps trying to sacrifice herself. baby we have enough black mana it's okay

"i was following her when she only had like 250 followers" is gonna be the new version of "i saw that band in a really small club when they were just starting out"

WHOEVER UNFOLLOWED ME, I JUST KEEP GETTING MORE FOLLOWERS. YOU LITERALLY CANNOT PUNISH ME IN ANY WAY THAT MEANS ANYTHING. I AM FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES IMMORTAL

medoxyprogesterone is not bioidentical and not preferable but i can confirm that it does work (for me anyway)... and uh. hehhe

i'm often saying this

g̵i̵n̵g̵e̵r̵s̵ ̵s̵h̵o̵u̵l̵d̵ ̵g̵e̵t̵ ̵f̵r̵e̵e̵ ̵s̵u̵n̵c̵r̵e̵e̵n̵ actually everyone should get free sunscreen

listening to the nymphowars "kill drag race" episode again god damn it's an effing masterpiece

the truth is that older transitioners fucking rock, extremely underrated. to it, a story from my twitter archive:

bro was the 2010s even real

sweaty bitch season has come early to california

i haven't played magic in so long that funny stuff comes up sometimes. my gen z friend was playing me with one of my decks last night and was lowkey confused by Dark Ritual. i was like "yeah you just get three black mana for one black mana. it's evil." and she was like damn.

my partner took her portraits of me to a photographer's residency where fancy people review your portfolio and people are saying i'm a star 💅

sublime 🥲

I think if you could go back in time to like 2004 and tell an American Football fan that someday there would be hundreds of bands that sound exactly like that, you would really make their day

this is me

something I miss about Portland, Oregon are the Benson bubblers. There should be water fountains all over the place. People need to stay hydrated. It's good for the body politic to be hydrated.

saying "make it creamy, because i'm a girl" to the gas pump attendant as i hand him my credit card

fwiw wrote about the poop pit earlier this year: malloryelliott.substack.com/p/a-bushwick...

saw Undertone on a lark with some friends, was blown away by how empty it is. just a bunch of well-worn symbols of demonic possession cinema with no upshot. it's the movie equivalent of not being able to hear someone in a loud bar so you just try to react to their gestures and facial expressions.

fully transitioning to female/feminine but still using they/them pronouns baffles me personally but i also recognize intellectually that it is a flex

when people respond to a post with "This." it is almost never this

going to look at this picture next time i think my bangs are "too long"

my transition goals

The 21st century is such great cover for talking to yourself in public. I've got my hair down – how do you know I'm not talking to someone on the phone through your earbuds? Of course I'm not, I'm just an unstable neurotic. But you don't know that...

this is how it feels to play drums 🥲

a landlord is somebody you pay to be your boss