New Sentences From The Dollhouse
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brand new sentences generated by a house full of transsexual women and their friends.
this libertarian hotdog stand still serves clown juice the old fashion way
3 days ago
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I can tolerate incest but I draw the line at being french
3 days ago
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snorting that shit generated from a password manager
4 days ago
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my life is like Memento but for 9/11
5 days ago
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so nervous at the orgy I’m hover-handing the charcuterie board
9 days ago
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I almost got an AGP diagnosis and it nearly ruined my $200 orchi
12 days ago
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you shouldn't gatekeep mutilation
14 days ago
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it took you posting my dick for katie tightpussy to follow me back
14 days ago
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You can see here on the magic wand where there used to be a 3D printed car spoiler
14 days ago
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from what i've heard about vaginal sex it's a lot more complicated.
14 days ago
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this is the bombed-out cathedral of tacos
15 days ago
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i'm blasting through the strait of hormuz to get that iranian bamboo
15 days ago
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technically speaking, i have an uncircumcised pussy
18 days ago
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shinji had milk on his hand instead in the kidz bop version of evangelion
20 days ago
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i don't want to do the drunk driving of boner pills
20 days ago
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You can't cum, I need to learn about German tax code
21 days ago
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Do you think Jesus jerked off into the Shroud of Turin
22 days ago
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The rotisserie chicken of cuck chairs
23 days ago
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the views of the ketamedian voter make me wanna dissociate
24 days ago
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I’m cancelling you for not killing robert moses enough times
24 days ago
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what's next, gonna p value hack your way into being a good roommate?
25 days ago
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it's fucked up how if you dismember someone then remember them, then you will have done absolutely nothing to help
26 days ago
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yeah i was there on 9/11 doing subway surfers shit on the planes
29 days ago
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i have automated taking care of my girlfriend
30 days ago
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we could use scissors, but i like when i get to bust out the calipers
30 days ago
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i am excited about the autistic vocal stim cultural exchange that will take place
about 1 month ago
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i want to try gamer girl bathtub acid water
about 1 month ago
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alright which one of you posted about jerking off on jupiter
about 1 month ago
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this feels like i'm training to jerk off on jupiter
about 1 month ago
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I’ve blown the didgeridoo, the Riders of Rohan must now watch Twin Peaks with me!
about 1 month ago
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my problem with veggies isnt their flavor, its that im an insane person
about 1 month ago
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Boofing 2CB at the Richard Nixon Appreciation Conference
about 1 month ago
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but it doesn’t matter cause bitches see that 6 and their cloacas flutter
about 1 month ago
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I didn’t take Doctor Robotnik to be a Freightliner guy, seems like more of a Peterbilt guy.
about 1 month ago
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Sweet red bean paste wrapped in mochi that woman has a penis
about 1 month ago
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