this libertarian hotdog stand still serves clown juice the old fashion way

I can tolerate incest but I draw the line at being french

snorting that shit generated from a password manager

my life is like Memento but for 9/11

so nervous at the orgy I’m hover-handing the charcuterie board

I almost got an AGP diagnosis and it nearly ruined my $200 orchi

you shouldn't gatekeep mutilation

it took you posting my dick for katie tightpussy to follow me back

You can see here on the magic wand where there used to be a 3D printed car spoiler

from what i've heard about vaginal sex it's a lot more complicated.

this is the bombed-out cathedral of tacos

i'm blasting through the strait of hormuz to get that iranian bamboo

technically speaking, i have an uncircumcised pussy

shinji had milk on his hand instead in the kidz bop version of evangelion

i don't want to do the drunk driving of boner pills

You can't cum, I need to learn about German tax code

Do you think Jesus jerked off into the Shroud of Turin

The rotisserie chicken of cuck chairs

the views of the ketamedian voter make me wanna dissociate

I’m cancelling you for not killing robert moses enough times

what's next, gonna p value hack your way into being a good roommate?

it's fucked up how if you dismember someone then remember them, then you will have done absolutely nothing to help

yeah i was there on 9/11 doing subway surfers shit on the planes

i have automated taking care of my girlfriend

we could use scissors, but i like when i get to bust out the calipers

i am excited about the autistic vocal stim cultural exchange that will take place

i want to try gamer girl bathtub acid water

alright which one of you posted about jerking off on jupiter

this feels like i'm training to jerk off on jupiter

I’ve blown the didgeridoo, the Riders of Rohan must now watch Twin Peaks with me!

my problem with veggies isnt their flavor, its that im an insane person

Boofing 2CB at the Richard Nixon Appreciation Conference

but it doesn’t matter cause bitches see that 6 and their cloacas flutter

I didn’t take Doctor Robotnik to be a Freightliner guy, seems like more of a Peterbilt guy.

Sweet red bean paste wrapped in mochi that woman has a penis