In the #SNL opening credits, Marcello Hernández is fucking your girl and it's not subtle. Even though this pic makes it look like he’s in Salem’s Lot.

Fine.

Make me stop listening to this remix. YOU WILL NEVER.

Jane magazine, now and forever. Mugshots from Sundance 2007. (Forgive the IG crop.)

Forever favorite @batsyhead.bsky.social got my number today.

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” ~ Mr. Rogers

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I adore Sam Rockwell, and the novel was an immediate favorite in 2001. Rewatched the movie this year & it still doesn’t quiiite hit for me, but it’s hard to dislike anything with Rockwell, Anjelica Huston, Clark Gregg (his directorial debut, too!), and Brad William Henke at his sweetest.

As others have pointed about PREDATOR: BADLANDS, the entirety of Terrence Malick's filmography works with "PREDATOR:" in front of it.

There are days when I don’t hop on here until later, and I see a phrase out of context over and over, so much so that I have to search it. Today’s phrase is “Alf hog” and no, I will not be searching.

@craigwallwork.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DQo_VPxCeL... 😘

DREAD is incredible and incredibly unseen. An ultimate Hip Pocket movie.

This has been a really rough few days. I recently learned of a controversy around our book THE PRINCESS IN BLACK AND THE PRINCE IN PINK. Some were outraged that Deseret Book carried it (a chain of bookstores in the west). Deseret Book appears to have complied to their demands and removed it. 1/

Worth repeating. If you can donate cash…

Christopher Walken in THE PROPHECY going around looking like someone’s elder goth auntie.

Happy Nov 1

Ah man. I missed Lily Allen.

Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.

We at @itsthehippocket.bsky.social have the perfect Halloween episode for you, with horror badass @akelacooper.bsky.social. Getting to discuss her picks was a blast, and, warning!, it definitely turned into the Akela and Aundria show. 💀 Stick it in your ears! (Respectfully.)

My friend Demitrice loved Halloween. His bday was Oct 30th, so it always felt like an extended celebration. D loved concocting epic playlists, and this Halloween one is no exception. It’s over 29 hours of the moody & mystical… open.spotify.com/playlist/4Va...

TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE is an anthological masterpiece and goes. so. hard.

Mark your calendars!

Has anyone looked at photos of themselves from 2015? Do you look different beyond standard aging? Do your eyes have a little less spark, a little less hope and optimism? Do they have that thousand-yard stare? Don’t get me wrong—you’re all still hot and totally bangable—but we’ve seen some shit.

So, does STRANGE HARVEST still have AI in the home version? Or was it actually all removed?

New bluesky update that freezes the app when you try to swipe out of a picture 👍

@freejay.bsky.social also you have to let me know how it goes! 💙

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

Yes. Yes! If can can donate cash, or time, those things go the farthest. Pantries have buying power and can make their dollars go farther than we can at the grocery store.

As Drew said, we have the director of BLACK PHONE 2, the number one movie in America, on the pod today - Mr. Scott Derrickson. Great picks, great chat. Wanna be a completist? Go back a few weeks and listen to our episode with @crobertcargill.bsky.social, too. Stick it in your ears! (Respectfully.)

He’s been waiting ten years to use this gif. 💙

We don’t want Johnny Depp in movies, we want needless sex scenes in movies.

Me when I see cutesy Halloween 3 merch. Lemme go back to being the minority on this one, pls.

Maybe it’s petty, but being right about eventual outcomes feels good. ✨

In URBAN LEGEND: is Paul being paid cash money by the university for his newspaper editor role? Or is he just volunteering his student time? Because they sure refer to his “job” a lot.

I would like to have Werner Herzog and Patrick Warburton duel with pistols for the honor of delivering my eulogy

God damn, this is a good joke.

What you're really asking is "At what point are you not responsible for your actions? Isn't this man rich and powerful enough that his rape of children is okay? Shouldn't we excuse him because of his station?" No. Fuck him. And fuck you for your willingness to shrug off sex crimes.

Some more VHS tape pieces I made back in 2017-2018

Dude I was chatting with on Feeld kept asking about the podcast and he said, “I listen to Joe Rogan sometimes,” and my reply was “oh nooooo” and he disconnected immediately, thus saving me the trouble.

It’s unreal what a pair of harvest-print flouncy overalls can do for a gal’s confidence.

…and the co-writer/producer has already been on this season. BLACK PHONE 2 fans - listen up!

ERNEST! 💙😍

David Howard Thornton all dressed up looks like the best romantic literature professor on campus.

E.L. Katz, hell yeah! I love the Chainsaw Awards.

Define “perfect ending.”

A funny thing about Misery is, you realize that the way James Caan plays off of Kathy Bates is actually the exact same way he ends up playing off of Will Ferrell in Elf

I have forgotten and relearned that Martin Herlihy is NOT Jim Downey’s son about seven times. It doesn’t stay in my head and I simply will not believe it.

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when i was a kid i wanted one of those ghost traps so badly. relatedly, one big problem with ghostbusters as a franchise is that it has gotten entirely too far away from “these guys are low-key shady exterminators”