Just a typical day at work!!! (As I grind my teeth into powder.)

Still calling a drink an “Irish Car Bomb” feels pretty fucking gauche in 2026.

Barnes & Noble employees have opinions. MIDSOMMAR is the most egregious choice imo.

So many people in the industry don’t want their name next to their abuser in google searches & don’t want that persons name to be the first thing you think of when you hear theirs, and they ask friends to keep their mouths shut as a result. So if you hear someone is shitty or a predator, BELIEVE IT.

Our band’s newest EP WHY is now available on Bandcamp and everywhere else in 2 weeks. Really proud of this bonkers little album!Check it out! oogladaar.bandcamp.com/album/why

To other film festivals out there, especially those of you that regularly platform films from the major studios. Now seems like a great time to NOT DO THAT. If three total companies are going to own the world we all have a responsibility to work harder than ever to discover and platform new voices.

Here's this Conan O'Brien piece I made a few years ago

The dancing, the cheering, the celebrations in the streets. Think about how good that’s going to feel.

"I want you to place your hand there on the TV screen." MAN FINDS TAPE hits physical media today - DVD and Blu-ray. @magnoliapics.bsky.social 🍅 82% Certified Fresh

Way too many people on here act like angry divorced dads who just want to see their bitch of an ex (Twitter) go down in flames, when really true happiness comes from being as far away from Elon as you can get to be with people who get you & your whole vibe. We don't have to worry about them anymore.

I had to make Jeff Daniels favorite sandwich. (Kinda.) - traditional pita - crunchy pb, so it might have been richer than intended - honey BBQ sauce, which was too sweet - sour cream & cheddar chips, which I’ve come to the conclusion I have no use for; salt bombs, no real flavor.

BLUE RUIN is a tense, small masterpiece.

🎶 This is how we hydrate It’s Friday night There’s so much ice My cup is full on the inside 🎶

I speak with stoner confidence: Jeff Daniel’s favorite sandwich is abso.lutely. inspired by the “what’s within reach?” culinary adventures one can take while enjoying the devil’s lettuce. www.instagram.com/reel/DU8uJUm...

the perfect double feature -does- exist.

@hellolanemoore.bsky.social You Will Find Your People in the wild! 😍

Watching a recent mainstream Hollywood comedy. Both lead dudes have had an obvious amount of injections/work done to their faces and, man, it’s depressing. Middle-aged comedy dudes with faces that don’t move.

Hey small request can everyone stfu about Nerds Gummy Clusters for like, five minutes?

YES. I couldn’t agree more. His reading makes a good book great.

Really wonderful piece. I love RULES OF ATTRACTION and always loved VDB’s heel turn with Sean Bateman. I kinda want to write about this too.

I thought we all came here to avoid all the awful shit on X. So why the Hell are you guys screenshotting it and sharing it here? Sincerely, A guy looking for some stupid form of social media that doesn't stress him out

Genuinely don’t think I’ve ever related with anything as hard as I relate with this.

One might think that ramming phone gambling apps down the collective American throat is a poor idea but you do you capitalism

Whole lotta babies about to be born in October this year. #superbowl #benitobowl

This is how good Affleck dick is. 25+ years later!

Toddler PROMETHEUS.

Does anyone else feel that in recent decades movies rarely depict average working people? In the 70s and 80s we had movies about struggling families, stories about people most of us could understand. Not necessarily about the struggle, but where it was an obvious factor.

I would love for everyone to leave Twitter. Well, not everyone. They can keep the Musk fanboys and that ilk. All creatives and brands with integrity and anyone cool contributing to their bottom line. Delete. Get your word out any other way but seriously, fuck Twitter. (Always Twitter, never X btw.)

Yeah, I watched THE MUPPET SHOW. Here, use the Muppets I drew like a checklist. ;D

Even when someone means well, they can still hurt your feelings so badly that it kinda ruins the great day you were having before they meant well.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

They are rogue enforcers intoxicated by power and protected by a political machine that rewards cruelty. - Harry Dunn

I went to the liquor store for THC cider (we are living in the future), and the girl/lady working stopped me in the aisle and said, “you’re so pretty. …I hope that’s not weird,” then went back to the pos. Never been so tongue-tied in my life. I don’t think I said thank you? Just “oh, no.” I hate me.

I saw Michael Symon say he uses a spoon for PB&Js and once I tried it, I’ve never looked back. Also perfect for cream cheese on bagels. Back of the spoon, to be clear. More control, more surface area, no scraping. Try it!

Happy birthday to my brother, my friend, the kind wonderful talented hilarious @craigceravolo.bsky.social. 💙

you ever take a moderate quantity of psychedelics and walk outside to bear witness to the blinding awesomeness of Us And The World and think it’s pretty obscene to boil all this down to Did It Create Growth This Quarter

She means Josh, not Benny, but: fuck ALL these men who believe their “artistic vision” has to be met, no matter the cost to and with zero regard for the health and safety of the people working with them. Use a different medium, you narcissistic fucks. You can’t traumatize an animation.

Also politicians who aren’t publicly talking about (functionally) destroying the Roberts Supreme Court through expansion/packing/term limits & more will eat my fuck. I will work up a sweat to make your life shitty & no fun at all.

I didn’t use it for anything other than watching videos @greggles.bsky.social sent me, but I deleted TT today after digging out of 20+” of snow.

January 26th, 2026: An Official Statement Regarding the Alamo Drafthouse Change in Policy and Shift to a Mobile-Based Ordering System. austinfilmcritics.org/2026/01/26/t...

Snowstorms call for a viewing of The Midnight Sun episode of The Twilight Zone.

If they make a false narrative (a lie) about two executions caught on multiple camera angles, what makes you think they won’t do the same when we vote? Haven’t we already seen all the proof we need?

Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.

There's no statute of limitations for murder, and the president can't pardon state charges.

I have no "hot take" for today's events. The president is insane and he's got a private army that he's using to invade American cities to punish cities that didn't vote for him. He will continue his campaign of violence until there is some kind of armed confrontation...

ICE is violently assaulting peaceful protestors & entering homes without warrants. They shot an innocent mom in the head & used a 5-year-old as bait. I voted against funding, but that’s not enough. Abolish and dismantle ICE. If you support this shit, you are sick in the head.

Are clementines not a thing anymore? Every bag of lil oranges is mandarins now. I know clems are a type of mandarin but ugh I needed something of no importance to take up some headspace.

I’m just… so fucking angry.