Hi universe. I want to narrate an audiobook. I want to record a commentary. I want to write more about movies. Thank you. ✨

A movie theater with weird curation marathons: A Sunday of EXORCIST rip-offs! 70s/80s crime movies where New York City is a hellscape A day of movies not available on streaming or DVD, etc.

Hey @criterion.bsky.social, how do we get @xanderberkeley.bsky.social in the Criterion Closet?

Wishin’ I had some Ron Ron juice.

One of those post-recording nights where I’m vibrating with gratitude and joy and creative energy. If you haven’t gotten into @itsthehippocket.bsky.social yet, you should do that before we drop new episodes next month. Available everywhere you listen to relaxed and inviting conversations!

Even though the month is almost over… April Letterboxd favorites. Another one inspired by a book. I’m reading You With The Sad Eyes and it’s made me adore and appreciate her even more, which I didn’t know was possible.

I planted about 75 bulbs (mostly tulips and daffodils), lots of wildflower seeds, a row of sunflowers, and morning glories in the front of the apartment today. As long as the landscapers don’t rip all of my plants out of the ground AGAIN, I should have a pretty lil chaos garden this year.

It’s not 8am but I’ve already learned one of the things today will teach me. I tried to call the cunt bigots on Twitter Cretans, but it kept forcing capitalizing, so I looked the word up. THEN I changed the spelling to cretin and looked THAT up. Ummmmm, neither of those are in any way acceptable.

Get in on this, friends.

*taps sign*

Trying to liquidate these shirts since we're both still not working. $20 shipped Full size range on Constantine Larger sizes limited on Con Air hmu if interested

Stoked to be a part of this! My next movie role, for @grahamskipper.bsky.social, with Jeremy Gardner, Kelsey Pribilski. www.fangoria.com/organonym-gr...

This movie is the wildest, most personal, boldest, most exciting work I’ve ever done, and I don’t say that lightly. Thank you @antennareleasing.bsky.social @billyraybrewton.bsky.social @disc-connected.bsky.social and everyone helping me birth this thing. It’s truly special. You’re not ready.

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

I went to Hampshire and I can’t overstate how much my time there shaped me and changed my life. This is heartbreaking news for every variety of curious weirdo who spent time at Camp Hamp.

Made an innocuous post last night about watching Iggy Pop at Coachella (COUCHELLA, sorry) and despite some cool people digging it, I’m reminded how much I love my circle of bluesky friends and how little use I have for the opinions of others. People are fucking exhausting, ya’ll.

Iggy Pop is live at Coachella right now, shirtless as tradition dictates, kicking and strutting as usual. Like the coolest out-of-town uncle. He’s gonna be 79 next week. 🤘

Happy Easter, fellow non-practicing Orthodox! 🐰 Miracles exist because I woke up at like, 7:30am ON A SUNDAY to celebrate Couchella with Nine Inch Noize, The Strokes, Interpol, and David Byrne replays.

Very important pizza opinions/technique needed. Do you put raw mushrooms on, then cook the pizza; or do you cook the mushrooms first, put them on, and then cook the pizza?

A lot of couples have “their song”. @aundriaparker.bsky.social and I have our movie. And it’s this.

Here's this Doc Hopper piece I made

Nobody likes Jodie Foster enough? Really?

Seething with impotent rage that’s the post

Today is baby boy’s birthday. Bowie aka Bobo. He passed away in 2022. Miss him so much. So happy @aundriaparker.bsky.social brought him into my life. ❤️❤️❤️

An Easter message from the president which should really force the VP and the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment.

Excellent timing because never has the world been more on the side of robots or cops

Alternatively, free yourself entirely from the fascist hegemony of the star rating. Embrace chaos, rate nothing.

No, no, please. My friends call me

Another reason why @chattfilmfest.org is tits.

@xtinemakepeace.bsky.social let’s talk about your good news

It's Transgender Day of Visibility and David Lynch definitely said it best: 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Frank Oz comedies are the best comedies. I love BOWFINGER.

Wrapped up a massive annual project at work today - six egg hunts, with over 1800 eggs in play. About 150 kids. This is my third year running it, and thankfully it’s gone a little smoother each time as I learn from my mistakes. I’m very tired. But I’m home and all I have to do tonight is nothing.

We were scrolling through his collection and I said, “ahhh, fuck me up, BASKIN,” to which @greggles.bsky.social declared, “If I had a punk band, I’d call it Fuck Me Up, Baskin.”

I dropped a jar on the kitchen floor. Glass shards everywhere. Spent forever cleaning it up. What an ordeal! A few hours later I dropped a bottle of hot sauce on the kitchen floor. Less glass but still glass! and hot sauce everywhere. What an ordeal! That’s enough broken glass and ordeals for today.

If I were president my debt reduction plan would be to sell tickets for $1,000 a pop to watch Alan Ritchson and Pete Hegseth in the octagon

It is an extraordinary challenge to find the balance between holding this administration accountable, standing up and being heard… and still remaining positive and an agent of light in the world.

Watching AMERICAN PIE and had to look up how how old Jennifer Coolidge was in it. 37 years old. Then my body mummified and I turned into a a pile of dust. Have a great night!

There’s a lot of things about me you don’t know anything about Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.

Little life update for ya’s

Tore this joint apart and I still can’t find my Silver Shamrock shirt, so I’ll be over here wearing a plain ole (olive) green tshirt like some kind of normie. Grumble grumble.

It’s always the dude with the thin blue line sticker on his truck that’s the one talking loudly on speaker while in line at the post office.

I think of nuggets - nuggies, if you will - as lil ones (short), and boneless wings/chicken tenders/fingers as longer, tenderloin pieces. I’ve possibly thought too much about this, but focus on your passions, right?

Happy Saturday Max Landis’ GI JOE pitch got turned down by Paramount ✌🏼

All I want to do is make art & make out.

The thing about me is I love secrets. Not harmful, deceptive secrets. But lil ones about who’s smooching who and working on what and planning this or that. I love them and I’m an amazing secret keeper, so if you ever have the need to TELL but not announce, I offer my services.

Hey @thr.com fuck you and fuck your Harvey Weinstein interview. Who gives a FUCK what that piece of shit has to say about anything.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Honest movie review: “this is some bullshit. I hate this shit.”

Calling the lead in SISU 2 “Mr. Sisu.”