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The last couple years have been amazing for video games. Here are the games I completed this year: Arco Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Silent Hill f x 2 Higurashi When They Cry Donkey Kong Bananza Working on: Dispatch, Cosmic Invasion, and Metroid Prime 4

Obligatory annual Christmas week heat death of the earth post

I can’t think of a more bleak slate of December theatrical releases in recent memory that I had no desire to see compared to The Housemaid, Eternity, FNAF2, Avatar 3: The Ballad of Spider, Wicked: The Lesser Half, and Sad Shakespeare in Love. (Excluding Wake Up Dead Man from this list but Netflix 🤷🏻‍♂️)

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When I was writing my book, my editor suggested I use ChatGPT to fact check each chapter & convert my links to MLA format. I tried it & it literally made up fake links & fake authors. This scared me so bad and it’s why I hired a criminology graduate student to fact check for me

$457M is Peanuts

Hospital’s closed, Nearl. Now I gotta go and work in a damn pet shop. And you can thank Ron Reagan’s ass for that!

Hitler Santa has you on his naughty list

This is wonderful news for all the other teams of CFB

The NFL’s best offensive and defensive players both tore their ACLs with weeks left in the regular season. Maybe we’re pushing our pro athletes too closely to the brink.

It’s so beautiful

Castle getting hacked all game and not getting a call while SGA gets his non-contact calls is bullshit. Fix this, @nba

“It’s not for me but I’m happy people like it“ is a pretty good, almost-one-size-fits-all philosophy to have

Expedition 33

Trying to watch the Spurs/Lakers from a bar in Tokyo and every time I look up on a Spurs possession they’re moving the ball well and getting open shots. Every time I look up during a Lakers possession Luka is shooting a free throw

I hope Spielberg’s new film includes the Hershey Store

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

RE: The McDonald’s AI TV ad — if we don’t push back hard now we’re going to reach a point where all ads are AI slop and we long for the days of puppy monkey baby because at least it was the worst HUMANITY had to offer

Not that Notre Dame has ever not looked obnoxious but this whole reaction to narrowly missing one year of the CFB when they would’ve been dog walked in the first round anyway is so bitch-ass even for ND

Notre Dame throwing a hissy fit for not being handed something they didn’t earn is so on brand

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

How I smelled when I arrived at my hotel in Tokyo vs. How I smell now

This motherfucker’s doing the “hand egg” meme bit on the world stage lol

World War Z-ass trophy

The Cowboys will beat the Vikings, lose to the Chargers, beat Washington in a close game, then blow out the Giants in a meaningless game and thump their chests about it. Dak will say something corny like “We wanted to finish strong to start working on next year’s Super Bowl campaign”

What an awful challenge

After the wild success of his inedible chocolate bars and failed attempts to murder people who want cash prizes under the dystopian guise of charitable entertainment, give this dead-eyed man all your money fer safe keepin’

The thing about driving in Texas is you won’t just encounter one asshole who puts your life at risk. You will encounter combinations of assholes simultaneously who exponentially increase risk.

Tarantino’s really pulling out all the stops for this Whole Bloody Affair release, huh? Yikes variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Absolutely LOATHE the “we owe you an apology” marketing trend that’s happening right now

good thread about a bad thing

UT can play spoiler all they want because they didn’t play much of anything else well this season, and for their troubles they’ll be treated to watching A&M and OU in the CFB from their couches

I used to love Target. It’s wild to not even consider glancing at their deals on Black Friday now

I’m generally of the opinion that Rian Johnson can do no wrong so I’m still disappointed that Mila Kunis stars in the latest installment of Knives Out

This outcome keeps both the Cowboys and Chiefs “in the hunt” (but not really), and there was no way the NFL was going to allow a whole month of football to be played with one or both of these teams rendered completely irrelevant

The D In DPI stands for “Dallas gets a flag every time their receivers initiate the contact”

Apparently Cowboys on Thanksgiving is the only more ridiculous whistle than the Chiefs

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

My favorite prank that gets played on me all the time is when I go to Sonic to just get mozzarella sticks and they ask me if I want marinara sauce and I’m like, “Oh, damn, that’s a good idea!” and then they don’t give me any.

That’s OPI or illegal hands to the face lol

What a weird day.

Anticipated this exact thing after watching s01e03 last night. I’m generally enjoying the show and have some problems with it, but Carol’s character and relationship with Helen is not one of them.

Me absolutely needing a FFB win this week and having Josh Allen as my quarterback the week after he put up insane numbers

gtfoh with this negative nonsense. Y’all really have a compulsion to tear good things down and it’s weird

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