NOTICE: Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them

Forgive them, Father, they know exactly what they do.

Indeed

There was a quote that said something like Black people worship a Jesus who knows what it's like to be lynched, while white people worship a Jesus who will forgive them for being part of a lynch mob.

wandering through my timeline with a supersoaker, spraying everyone directly in the face for choosing to spend a spring sunday afternoon sniping at each other about the most embarrassingly tedious differences imaginable

Get a lot of Tesla Fans upset when I mention there is no Manual exterior door release if it loses power

No! no!!!!! No kill I!

Happy Mother's day to those who celebrate. 💚 🦎🦎🦎 💚

I really wish people aspiring to write understood what a competitive advantage being able to write without AI will be in the coming years.

I’m writing a thing about this and the oblivious rich keep giving me more material. They keep saying it out loud. It’s amazing.

Guy who wants to make a planetarium show about an ancient Maya king here.

Has to sign his name so he doesn’t forget who he is.

This loser has to have one of the most pathetic back stories I have ever seen in my life (Her mom divorced her dad and married a woman, so she's making it everybody's problem) Good fucking God, grow up

The dumbest people alive were mad that Zohran threw this woman under the bus lol

Found Mike Pence's account

At the recommendation of @lexfri.xyz (not that Lex, the other one), I migrated my VPSes to Hetzner. After a few months and doing a lot of monkeying around, during which it performed admirably, I recommend them! hetzner.cloud?ref=P0mQJMGY... (This is a discount link & I get a small referral fee.)

No, you Biscoff

A happy Mother’s Day to all who celebrate their mother! My favorite photo of my mom and me. Notice her surreptitious help for this three year old blowing out his candles.

If you were thinking, "well, Keir Starmer is alright, but I wish he were less likeable, more compromised and had a more oddly shaped head" then boy are you in for a treat.

The thing is, Streeting is actually useless

To trigger lightning, researchers fire a small rocket with a thin, grounded metal wire into a charged thundercloud. The wire initiates a lightning strike on command. www.quantamagazine.org/what-causes-...

ATTKISSON: What happened to the audit of Fort Knox? TRUMP: What are you talking about? A: You & Elon Musk talked about auditing the gold T: We wanted to go knock on the door and see whether we have any gold there. We played with that. I wonder if they left the gold in Ft Knox bc they steal a lot.

With his dumb arch it’s pretty clear Trump is trying to stealth build “The Trump Memorial” that he knows will never happen after he’s dead.

We provide laundry and showers on a first come basis, limited by our capacity

For over 100 years, my church, just off Trafalgar Square, has helped the homeless. We still do

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

Yes, the ballroom has broken through to ordinary voters precisely because of its symbolic power. Indeed MAGA *also* sees it as a powerful symbol. As I argue here MAGA tried to bait Dems into surrendering on it because that would represent capitulation to Trump's imperial presidency/dictatorial rule:

Eric Kripke Reacts To ‘The Boys’ Accidentally Predicting Trump’s Gold Statue: “Seriously What The F*ck?” deadline.com/2026/05/eric...

The reason people don’t know that trans, non-binary, and other gender expressions have existed as long as humans had concepts of gender, is because they are suppressed by subsequent generations. It is propaganda not history.

When I wrote this, a couple of weeks ago, it was intended as a joke, rather than a prophecy. thecritic.co.uk/issu...

Learned from No Such Thing as a Fish that there was a Bob after whom Bob’s your uncle was intended. He gave a job via nepotism to a nephew. Maybe! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob's_y...

To be honest, I think even without bringing religion into it, you can question the idea of building a gold statue of someone. I greatly admire many, many people; I cannot think of one I think it would be un-weird to honor with a gold statue.

When it comes to finding an EU anthem, the strategy of going with one of Beethoven's most recognizable bangers as opposed to commissioning some sort of new Europudding tune was a stroke of genius.

Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today

She's also wrong on the facts. America didn't "choose developers over people," we made it illegal to build housing in the places people want to live.

Printing historian who specializes in printing molds of the 19th century here

This was Seattle in 2020 when a Democratic Mayor and Police Chief gassed and entire neighborhood multiple nights. Kids at home in their cribs were impacted by the dense fog of chemical weapons. There’s been no accountability or repercussions for Jenny Durkan and Carmen Best.

I had a wonderful, terrible, magnificent idea, and @mattbors.bsky.social was up for it. We launch That One Matt Bors Comic on Kickstarter on May 12. Sign up at Kickstarter for an alert! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle... (Media, see thatonemattborscomic.com/press.html)

Laurelhurst Generously Agrees to Let Sick Children Live: tinyurl.com/3s5duryr

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.

If you get punched in the face every time you express Confederate sympathies in elementary and middle school, you grow up with a healthy aversion to publicly airing your deserving-of-a-punch-in-the-face Confederate sympathies.

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

📖 Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything: A FoxTrot Collection (Volume 30) by Bill Amend https://isbn.nu/9780740749995

Agreed. It's not possible to reconcile "rule of law" with "one week the GOP SCOTUS will nullify a 43-year-old statute so they can allow racial gerrymandering, then the next week the GOP VA SC will block voter-approved redistricting and have themselves a laugh by citing the SCOTUS liberals' dissent."

Why did they call it Bluesky and not…

Sean Duffy's wife, Rachel-Campos Duffy, on the 7 months her family spent on a roadtrip while Sean was supposed to be working as Transportation Secretary: "I'm gonna be really honest. We live in a PornHub world. This is really wholesome good family stuff."

This story is WILD. Juan Orlando Hernandez, the Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for narcotrafficking, seemingly caught on tape in dozens of conversations (if true), discussing plans with GOP and other figures to attack left-wing governments, and saying Israel paid for his pardon from Trump.