Please be patient with cartoonists, we have to figure out how to draw so many different kinds of chairs

Challenge everything

who was president in 2019, ross

Dana Carvey parodied George HW Bush on SNL — “Nah, wouldn’t be prudent” — the President called him up and they became friends. . Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.

Former counselor to RFK Jr’s predecessor:

Can’t stress enough that all these and more line the shelves of every thrift shop in America for a few dollars apiece, many of which also stock DVD/Blu-ray players. You could probably score the classic titles and a player for around $50, cheaper than six months of Disney+’s basic ad tier plan.

A movie created as if in a fever dream I had, in which it had an audience of one. (Surely, there cannot be that many who love classical surrealists?) www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6p_...

A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48. Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.

Those questions are: • Should I fly to the island again? • What happens when Melinda finds out?

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

Prepping a talk on print production for later in the week

Wow, an image that actually captures all of the senses of martyrbation.

23 years ago, the GOP media machine clutched its pearls and howled in feigned outrage, b/c one Dem talked about the upcoming election during the funeral service for Sen. Paul Wellstone. It cost Dems the senate seat. www.huffpost.com/entry/reflec...

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real issue with most of our political commentators having very little experience with the military, to say nothing of black people in the military, is that none of them clocked this for what it obviously was

what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch

“Not even as useful as Horst Wessel” is a heck of an epitaph.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

My obsession with 19th and 20th century printing methods has weirdly allowed me to survive the last few years. But “thrive” is different. (I am thriving artistically and from a research perspective.)

If only the Trump Administration had a morally suspect but patriotic leaker whom would blow things wide open. A Deep Scrote.

In what world, is it not illegal and/or impeachable for the President to conspire with his Attorney General to use the levers of government to punish his political enemies? This is like the entirety of All the Presidents Men shrunk down into one Truth Social post.

Still waiting to hear any tribute to Charlie Kirk that uses his memorable words. I guess he was a very powerful mime.

Foresee, huh.

Area man who couldn't convince his local constituents to elect him says he'll convince American authoritarian leader to be nicer to Canada.

there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

He was certainly white.

My statement formally recognising the State of Palestine.

Today, Canada recognises the State of Palestine.   My statement: www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/stat...

Just cancelled Disney+. Curious if they are going to barrel down the Target track or not.

In the near future, it will be a woke thoughtcrime both to visit Disneyland and refuse to visit Disneyland.

In case you wonder which platforms are here to help creators thrive and which are here to tell us to eat shit, here’s the breakdown of likes for crab, 15 hours after posting. Follower count in () for more useful comparison. TikTok(2k): 139 Instagram (22k): 719 Tumblr (13k): 12k Bsky (52k): 22k

as long as we are in our Handing People Bags of Cash era, I suppose I am available

Oklahoma is not OK.

"My thoughts turned to David Rose, who volunteered to try to prevent another such attack on our country, and then, when back home, ran toward danger once again to help his fellow Americans." www.thebulwark.com/p/a-hero-dav...

We bitch a lot about NYT headlines but this one is *chef's kiss* www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

this is the second impeachable offense worse than watergate that we have read about *today*

Meanwhile, back in the real world . . . Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s. What an idiot.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Our problem isn't a lack of resources. Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.

He’s the grandpa we can’t convince needs assisted living and thinks the people on TV are talking about him (but they are)

also, immediately after 2010, a huge % of them had their once-winnable seats permanently annihilated by gerrymandering

i love free speech

*with tears in my eyes* we are so back

Even if you take the most lenient possible interpretation -- that SCOTUS has made it increasingly hard to prosecute bribery and corruption -- you still have to ask what kind of crooked-ass administration hires a guy who just took $50k cash.

Dear gestapo trash:

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

BREAKING: I found a partial thesaurus sent by the New York Times to the staff for use in the headlines when reporting on Trump's administration.