So now Trump is doing Iran's dirty work by shutting down traffic through the Strait of Hormuz? What a fucking loser...

So far not a peep from Kirsten Gillibrand on Eric Swalwell. She ran Al Franken out of the Senate for infinitely less...

I'm here to officially announce that I had nothing to do with setting the street on fire that one time in 8th grade. Thank you for your attention to this matter...

Regarding the "deal" that "President" Trump made for a "cease-fire" in a "war" that he already totally "won" to "open" the Strait of Hormuz, when it comes to Donald Trump the only word that ever has any meaning is the word "ME!" Beyond that, parsing anything he says or does is futile...

Donald Trump: The cheeseburger-eating surrender monkey...

Best TACO Tuesday ever...

How fucked up do things have to be when you're wishing that this is all just a way to manipulate markets so that evil people can make shit-tons of insider trading profits off of the rubes versus actual genocidal war crimes being committed?

Seriously, trying to make sense of anything that Donald Trump says is a fool's errand. Every article about anything he says can be reduced to, "More word vomit from the barking madman who thinks he's king," and then we could all just get on with our day...

Another Trump Toady gets wraithed. Gee, I did nazi that coming...

The universe is telling me something when a video showing Pete Hegseth speaking from a podium, with Donald Trump standing behind him and to his right, is suddenly and mid-stream* interrupted by an ad for toilets... *Pun fully intended.

I'm really dating myself here, but if the Best and the Brightest couldn't win a war against Vietnam, what makes anyone think that the Worst and the Dimmest could win a war against Iran?

This Day in Labor History: March 25, 1911. 146 workers die in the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire in New York City, a horrible workplace disaster that only mattered because rich people saw the people making their clothes die! People still die making your clothes. But you don't see it, so whatever, right?

For all their talk of manliness, Trump sycophants sure come off as incredibly weak, little, ass-kissing weasels...

The good news, I guess, about Mullin's nomination clearing committee is that it will make both Mullin and Fetterman one-term Senators...

As the first the body bags return from Trump's illegal attack against Iran, remember the 23 Democrats who voted to block Articles of Impeachment the last time Trump illegally attacked Iran. Then demand better from the so-called opposition party... www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

It turns out that the only jobs created during the past year have been for fact checkers and murderous, jack-booted thugs...

"But one thing is certain, I will never allow the world’s number one sponsor of terror to have a nuclear weapon.” Yo, Donny Dipshit! You already have a nuclear weapon! I say this as a Minnesotan who is living through your terror campaign that killed two Americans and injured many more...

Satan has recalled another of his minions back to the home office. IN HELL! www.npr.org/2026/02/17/g...

Here's a bit of optimism: Soon after running a shit ton of ads during the Super Bowl, crypto crashed and burned. Next up: AI...

It's funny that Donald Trump spent his time watching Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show so that he could then rage tweet about it, and not the one by his pedo buddy Kid Rock...

I guess some people are just content to roll over and die. Not the people of my state...

What's the difference between Greg Bovino and Tom Homan? About a foot in height, and the tall one took a $50,000 bribe on camera, yet still is a free man...

The giant corporation that I work for, which has significant operations based in MN, sent an email to it's employees that, for all intents and purposes, translates to, "We're sorry that you fear for your safety while armed, masked goons are murdering you. He's the number for our EAP." Fuckers...

What Minnesota needs is a giant Zamboni to help clear the ICE...

Meta AI wants to know why the parking lot is icy. Fascism, my witless chum. Fascism...

MSP needs some serious de-ICE-ing...

Two is the correct answer. The question, of course, was, "How many dead Minnesotans will it take for Chuck Schumer to wake the fuck up and care about America in the face of Donald Trump's obvious fascism and lawbreaking." The old ways of politics are now dead too, Chuck. Continue to act accordingly.

Dear Denmark, When the giant, orange shitgibbon also known as Trump says he will pay you for Greenland, you do realize that he will "pay" you with one of his worthless crypto memecoins, right? He might even throw in a couple of Melania NFTs. That is all. Love, Ken in MN

I'm still waiting for all of those Second Amendment guys who demanded they be allowed weapons of war to protect against a tyrannical government to get out in the streets to protect us from an obviously tyrannical government. Or did Ezra Klein write a column called "MAGA Does Gov't Tyranny Right"?

It's -7° F in Minneapolis this morning. Here's hoping the ICEholes freeze their tiny little dicks off today.

@schumer.senate.gov Hey, between meeting with wealthy donors and consultants, I think you may have missed the fact that masked, armed thugs sent here by 34 Felonies Don are illegally brutalizing and murdering my fellow Minnesotans. There's no middle to this situation. You need to pick a side...

Full press release from @mplsunions.bsky.social is here: minneapolisunions.org/system/files...

It's been almost 40 years since Andy Partridge wrote Dear God, and in that time shit's just gotten worse... www.youtube.com/watch?v=p554...

Governor Tim Walz should immediately declare another Covid-19 emergency. Here's hoping that the ICEholes will rip off their masks as a result...

Pass it on!

Remember, Red County voters, your rural hospital is closing to Make Venezuela Great Again...

Never feel bad for Katie Miller. She knew going in that she was marrying the reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels...

Trump and his goons seem to think that Might Makes Right is a one-way street. History says otherwise. It never has ended well for its perpetrators before, and only a fool believes this time will be different...

What are the odds that MN House Speaker and GQP candidate for governor is in the Epstein Files as an abuser? Asking for a friend... Minnesota GOP worked with YouTuber on child care fraud viral video share.google/JR4hPcRTNAkt...

"Yeah, but Maduro was ________ ..." DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER! This shit was illegal. Democratic Party "leaders" should not make any apologies, rationalization, hedges or enabling of Trump's actions against Venezuela. Those who do should also be surrendered to The Hague for trial.

Anything less than impeachment, removal from office and surrendering Trump to The Hague for trial is complicity...

Tim Emmer is not the #3 in House Leadership; he is Clown #3 in a non-functional clown car...

I don't get the Tim Walz haters, and their claims that MN is going to hell. They're either too young or brain damaged to remember the rolling budget crises of to 2000s, under the "leadership" of Tim Pawlenty or freeway bridges falling into rivers, when the economy was allegedly booming under Bush...

Texas's new Club America indoctrinates school children with a dangerous, non-fact-based, racist, and misogynist ideology the right way, by Ezra Kline. apnews.com/article/greg...

It's fitting that those ICE motherfuckers will be greeted by an actual ice storm when those fascist fucks start fucking around in Minneapolis/St. Paul. Those are my friends, neighbors and coworkers you fat masked fucks. Get the fuck out of my town! FUCK!

My BIL got PISSED when I told him at Thanksgiving that I thought AI was bullshit, and that it's totally a bubble that will pop and plunge the US into a deep recession. Then he bragged about data centers in space. Today I saw this: pivot-to-ai.com/2025/12/01/a... David Gerard is a treasure!

This is the resting site of Technical Sergeant Leonard Phillip Matlovich. Race relations instructor, and recipient of the Purple Heart and Bronze Star. He purposefully outted himself as gay to fight their ban, the first to do so. This is what real courage looks like. Happy Veterans Day #Pinks

It's first and goal at the one-inch line, and Senate Democratic "centrists" have opted to punt. This isn't centrism! It's them being okay with fascism and authoritarianism, as long as they don't miss their flights home for yet another of their seemingly endless holidays...

PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR: NOVEMBER 15 #TESLATAKEDOWN DAY OF ACTION DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK, WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE