Great reporting by @juneauindependent.bsky.social - Alaska was not included in the latest DOJ crime report, in part: "Some Alaska law enforcement agencies have not been reporting their data in the required NIBRS format, incl the Anchorage Police Department" www.juneauindependent.com/post/alaska-...

This was as purposeful and powerful as a rock concert gets in 2026. And arguably the most deeply impactful performance Springsteen has given in the Twin Cities since his 1975 debut, writes critic Jon Bream.

Absolute gutter racism and nonstop lies. This is a thousand times worse than Ronald Reagan’s “welfare queen” lies. Any other modern president would have had to resign if they said these things on camera.

Ok, enough. You are not trying to change the voting laws because voting is fraudulent. Even The Heritage Foundation, that bastion of radical leftists, reported 77 instances of voter fraud in 25 years, out of over a billion ballots cast. You are changing the laws because NO ONE LIKES YOU.

Replacing him during a war probably won’t interfere with his golf.

No war planning means a lot of political damage control and a lot of unnecessary death and destruction.

The White House should have A.I.ed that speech.

Damn.

What was the point of that speech? Is this cuz Alex Jones said Trump has dementia and called on MAGA to stage an intervention? I guess that was Trump’s George Clooney moment.

Robert Preston Morris, the Texas Megachurch pastor and spiritual advisor to Donald Trump, convicted of sexually molesting a 12-year-old girl, walks free from an Oklahoma prison after serving only 6 months. Because he's MAGA and Trump wants him free, apparently.

Trump really cannot pull off the primetime speech that he has to read. He sounds addled.

Hey everybody? We’re not living up to the President’s expectations that we all love and respect him for all the great things he does. It’s probably because of our low I.Q.s and icky non-elite incomes and expectations that government work for us. Do better.

I can't really imagine any US President taking to social media explicitly to call the country stupid and still having the support of 36% of its citizens, but here we are.

When you’re still not subservient enough: Trump Has Discussed Firing Attorney General Pam Bondi www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/u...

The guys always been a cheap gutter degenerate

😕

Trump’s address to the nation is just extremely excruciating to watch, delusional, ugh…

Shitler was so low energy. Like someone forgot to shoot him up.

Trump started the day not intimidating the Supreme Court and ended it not reassuring one American.

We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to elect a 34 times convicted felon and pedophile as President.

That was terrible speech in every conceivable way.

was the speech supposed to reassure the stock market

a nation on edge turns its weary eyes to the president who is rambling about the stock market and the strait of hormuz reopening “naturally”

unlike education, health care, child care or parental leave which is woke bull shit

Trump says we’re going to keep hitting them hard for 2-3 week. Always 2-3 weeks

A lot of truth right here.👇

I realize this may not be a good time to mention this but Donald Trump once gave an address to 1500 Conservatives in front of a fake presidential seal containing the Russian Eagle and a set of golf clubs.

We’re winning a war we’re wrapping up but we may need ground troops to wind it down, unless we don’t. (Gas price light sign bulbs are not going to able to take much more of this.)

congrats to everyone who said he was gonna be “winding down” in iran you fell for it once again

It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.

You’re not mistaken. Those are crowded street cheers and fireworks after the President’s rousing speech of unification and purpose!🇺🇸

I almost stroked out listening to this.

When there is no bar, there’s nothing to clear.

Holy crap. Here's Trump saying he doesn't give a damn about child care, Medicaid or Medicare – he's too busy fighting a war that he started. Trump is happy to tax us, but we shouldn't expect anything back except bombs to be dropped on foreigners.

The reviews are in!

Well, to be fair, it was April Fools’ Day.

The Chief Justice would be wise to cajole his justices to go 9-0 on birthright. It would slam shut a door that never should have been opened.

We have a stupid and weak Prime Minister but he’s not as stupid as your President

I still don’t know which “day #1” Trump was talking about when he said “on day #1 I’ll lower food prices” 🤷🏼‍♂️

Jesus Christ, where the hell were the ballroom drapery details?!

this is completely bat shit he’s just rambling, we look like goddam morons

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We’re not even getting into weird ass shit like when he told importer countries in Asia to “grab and cherish” the strait of Hormuz like they’re assaulting some underaged beauty pageant contestant. Dude is seriously deranged.

Trump is completely out of touch with reality

What in the actual fuck was that

Shhh, Grandpa is telling us about the beautiful war we’re winning so much that no one can believe it.

This is blathering nonsense from a dementia addled fool. Trump is not mentally fit for office. He must be removed. This war needs to be ended now. We MUST elect Democrats!

Biden had a debate performance less addled looking than whatever the hell this was, and it was curtains for him.