My kiddo is reading his Stardew Valley cook book to help meal plan for next week and so far I want to eat 4 different dishes and he is starting to lose interest.

companies in 2000: "you downloaded 3 copyrighted albums to listen to at home. You have irreparably harmed us, we are suing you for your entire net worth + 10%. Companies now: "we downloaded every copyrighted work of art to build our LLM and make tons of money! You can't sue us. Eat the rich

It's not often that the thing I hate the most isn't a Republican/capitalism, but man, fuck spectrum. Fuck them so much. Although I can blame the fact that they have a monopoly mainly due to Republican capitalism so. Fuck them all.

Want to know the real reason doge was disbanded? Because it already stole all the data it needs to make the oligarchy even richer and allow the gestapo arm of the government to racially target whoever the enemy du jour is.

"sorry everyone, can't release the Epstein files since we are at war with Venezuela." - Republicans

I wish journalism spent as much time going after trump and his looting of the government, as they do about the measley $200,000 D.B. Cooper made off with.

3 day weeks are amazing, except every person ever decides now is the time to drop a huge project in ITs lap, that needs to be done ASAP, and they can't give any details because they leave tomorrow.

I've been playing a lot of Revenge of the Savage Planet with my kiddo lately. Finally got some video game time to myself and tried to play some battlefield. I'm all messed up, trying to double jump, use my grappling hook, and power charge my gun lol. I feel like a noob again.

Musk: "crap, we just revealed that most of our platform are bots on accident! Quick, remove the feature and then turn on the bot army to defend us! Ooo, and add another 5 million bots to make up for all the real accounts that quit." Worker: "But sir, then it will be 93% bots!" M: "Do as I say!"

ICE is and always has been a terrorist organization.

Union busting and other illegal anti-union actions need to be dealt with much more severely. A small fine doesn't deter them, it emboldens them because it's still so profitable. We need jail for execs. Or woodchippers, but I think Jail is a good first step.

Found 14 discs this year and as long as this guy shows up next league I'll have successfully returned all but 1 (I hid that one, not sure if the guy got it because they never responded to my text and I haven't been back to that course yet to check.)

People are in shock that so many MAGA accounts on X are based in Russia. Instead of banning tik tok or censoring our socials, Govt should require ALL social media to display accts origin country. That would significantly decrease foreign political interference. Which is why it will never happen

The existence of Carrot Top implies the existence of Carrot Bottom.

Reporter: how did you get trump to change his views? Mamdani: I told him I'd release the unredacted files R: you have them?! M: no R: howd you know hed believe you? M: i told him gullible was written on the ceiling and 4 minutes later he said hed have to get it gold plated next cuz he can't see it.

Bwahaha! MTG has given up because she finally realized you can't be a Republican and a woman, and get any level of respect from your own party.

If you've known about a technical problem since TUESDAY and you waited until 4:15 on FRIDAY to tell me, I'm not fixing it. I don't care if you say it's critical, because your (in)action all week proves it is not. Ffs, IT staff are people too. We deserve to go home after work just like you.

Vaccines are safe, effective, and don't cause autism. If someone says anything contrary, tell them to eat batteries, and cut them out of your life.

The Nazis and racists in our gov thought they could pull a fast one and make swastikas and nooses acceptable in the coast guard. They were caught almost immediately, and of course they backpedaled, denied and called it a hoax. That's what Republicans do when they're never held accountable.

Leaded gasoline and paint rotted the older generations brains just enough to allow Fox News and other hate disinformation to take hold and really ravage them.

You'd think the guy that has committed treason numerous times, including inciting an armed mob to overthrow the government, wouldn't be advocating to put traitors to death, but that's what happens when his IQ is the age of his island victims.

Companies of the past: "people have this problem, let's come up with a solution to the problem and sell it to them" Companies now: "if we further exacerbate a problem we created, we can make even MORE money selling a 'fix' that only temporarily relieves the symptoms of the problem."

This Texan field is so bad it's even fucking up the refs. Get rid of fake turf in the NFL. Its such garbage.

In my almost 40 years on earth, I've seen several leaders call for the execution of their political rivals. Sadam Hussein, Vladimir putin, ali khameni, trump, Osama bin laden, Kim jung un, Bolsonaro, Pinochet, al-bashir, Mugabe, kony.... It's sad America has joined this list of terrible humans.

Isn't threatening members of the government with death a crime? Oh, wait, I forgot, trump is allowed to commit crimes because in America we let pedophiles do whatever they want. Seriously what the fuck Republicans?!

When Dr Oz tells us how to lower our healthcare costs.

Some butt plug decided to block the intersection on me so when my light turned green and I was stuck I high beamed the shit out of him. On off on off. I did it to the tune of Mary had a little lamb too. He kept putting his hand up to try to block it. It didn't help. Be a dick, get dicked with.

If trump keeps at it, his approval rating will get low enough he can take it to an island.

When the files actually get "released" it's gonna go 1 of 2 ways. 1) all the high power names are redacted, save 1-2 under the bus tosses (that will get pardoned) 2) we learn trump has a Moscow penthouse he now resides in, and private jet flights to non extradition countries increase 100 fold.

"maybe if I heap praise on a journalist murderer who financed 9/11, they will forget I raped children" -Trump

I get to beta test the new Wegmans AI app. I am not a fan of AI so I am doing my best to try to break the app/mess with it. It won't tell me how much energy it wastes per Q, but did say I can instruct it to be more verbose to use less energy. What else should I ask it to mess with it?

Taxing billionaires their fair share isn't my first pick, but not everyone is on board with woodchippers yet so...

Glad we are destroying the planet, cutting jobs and raising energy prices so I can get super helpful info like this.

Why did we put the pedophiles in charge of the pedo files?

I bet there's a huge market for fire retardent suits and dresses in DC so Republicans don't burst into flames when the giant crosses they wear get burning hot from their lies and unchristian behavior. Maybe it's a special coating they're dipped in. Or a special porcelain that can't conduct heat.

Trump is acting like a complete ass to reporters in that press meeting with Mohammed Bin Salman, whose just sitting there wondering why Trump doesn't use his bone saw on her. Our government is a TV sitcom where the writers are all meth heads who've given up.

You know at college football games when a bunch of drunk fans have letters written on their chest to spell out their teams name, but they don't stand in the right order so they look like morons? That's the Trump administration. Every. Single. Day.

I bet Rep Clay Higgins voted no because his check to Trump hasn't cleared yet so his name isn't going to be redacted.

I hope the incompetent doge employees who redacted Trump's name from all the Epstein files make the same mistake they made with tons of other documents where they didn't actually redact anything, and just either sharpied over, or didn't apply the redactions properly.

Your energy prices aren't higher because of renewables or evs. They are higher because of power industry greed, and that energy intensive data centers and Bitcoin mining are being given huge discounts. All so we can have terrible ai bots and the rich can make billions that are untraceable.

The world is a better place this morning now that twitter and Chat gpt are not available. Unfortunately I am sure this outage will be resolved sooner than later so people can start spreading hate, racism, and garbage at maximum speed again.

The people concerned that gender neutral bathrooms let someone pretend to be a different gender to sexually assault someone are the same people that regularly bring their pet into stores and restaurants and claim it's a service dog, when clearly it's not. It's not about rules, it's about hate.

Trump did an announcement about how he is "lowering costs" sponsored by McDonald's, a company his fans adore, but can no longer afford because they keep raising costs. Also, McDonald's is the 2nd largest employer of SNAP recipients because their low wages. We live in a bad AI written sitcom.

JD Vance is really jealous of trump. He heard there were some nice couches on the island.

Pretty sure there are more ICE agents with criminal records than the people they are arresting. And that's before we charge them with the illegal and unconstitutional shit they are doing every day.

User: "our copier doesn't work you need to drive out and fix it!" Me: "it is unplugged from the network. Plug it back in and it will work" User: "that's not it! The cables are all plugged in and staff know not to unplug it!" Me: "I guarantee that's what it is" User: "how can you tell?" 1/2

If trump wants to slob on some knob, cool. I don't kink shame, stuff your turkey neck with as much consensual schlong as you want. But don't turn around, wipe your lip, and demonize others for doing it. Our countries laws should apply to EVERYONE equally.

You can't say the Democrats are a big tent party if you only cater to the front row of VIPs.

Trump: "we have all 10,000 pages of the Epstein files! We will be releasing the 6,000 pages today. These 3,000 pages have so much incriminating dirt on Democrats. I read all 200 pages and it's terrible for the Dems. So the very long 15 page Epstein files is now released in full!"

Wooo woo let's go Buffalo!!!!!!!