I just got to answer a phone survey about my local utility, and it was wonderful to hear the guy repeat back to me "you're extremely dissatisfied because they run a monopoly, have poor customer service, and price hike multiple times a year" Power should belong to the people (literally)

Farmers are being wiped out by trump and the only thing any news media talks about is how farmers are leasing their land to green energy projects and every single Republican comments "SOLAR IS KILLING OUR FARMS!" Morons. Absolute morons.

They aren't releasing the Epstein files in full because then they'd have to take action and hold rich people accountable. And that's basically the opposite of what our government does.

Trump must think his approval rating is like his golf score. Always working to get it lower.

Sunday is a great day to rememtthsr republicans are directly responsible for about 80% of the hardships any person in America who makes under 250k a year is dealing with.

One of the frustrating things about upgrading our yard to be a native, polinator friendly, food/herb/medicinal producing space, is removing the invasive species the previous owners planted. Vinca vine (periwinkle) is a beautiful ground cover, but chokes out so much. Same with Lillies of the valley

"sure, everything is more expensive and a bunch of US service members have been killed and injured, but at least we killed a bunch of brown children!" -republicans

What do the Kentucky Derby and the Whitehouse have in common? Theres an awful lot of horseshit at both.

Got to put the first plants out on the free little library and plant stand today. It's so important to grow your community, in any way you can.

Had fondue for dinner and now I can't move.

Now that it's been 60 days and Congress hasn't authorized Trump's illegal war, it's now extra illegal. Im sure that will get him to stop.....

I don't think it matters how many cognitive or dementia tests a rapist passes, they are still unfit to be president because they are a rapist. (Among a dozen other things that should disqualify them)

"Ensure you secure your oxygen mask first before helping others" Republicans: "helping others? What is this woke shit. I'll secure my mask and that's it. Hell I deserve 2 masks, so I'm going to take the one next to me! It's my right as an American!"

The filthy rich keep telling us that the economy is great. Because it is. For them.

The same government that is pushing this "eat nothing but meat and raw milk!" diet, is making meat prices soar with their ridiculous wars and anti-human ICEcapades. I can't comment on the price of raw milk because I'm not a moron who'd risk my families life because a guy with brain worms said to.

For the love of the trees, please stop taking a fillable pdf that says "DO NOT PRINT" right at the top, printing it, hand writing illegibly in it, taking a picture of it with you phone at a 15 degree angle with no light, and then emailing the massive .heic file that no one can open to me.

The voting rights act ensures that states can't create laws that target people based on race to prevent them from voting. Republicans: "Not if our $$$ can sway these judges!"

Fetterman is a traitor to his constiuents, and to all Americans as he yet again sides with the GOP. I hope whatever blackmail they have on him comes out anyways.

Can't wait for my kids school to get a ballroom to prevent gun violence......

As an adult, one of your best friends is a quality heating pad. Getting old sucks.

The group of mouth breathers who get super excited when trump assasinates other world leaders, is hella mad when trump stages his own assassination.

I'm waiting for Irans take on the "assassination attempt" so I can get some actual facts.

Trump supporters: "it definitely wasn't staged! There wasn't a huge polymarket bet moments before that there would be an attempt that day!"

The leader of the secret service must be pissed this morning. "Ok guys, who read him "the boy who cried wolf"? You know that's not an approved night night book because it gives him ideas."

Shooting at the WHCD: "We need a new ball room to prevent things like this!" Shooting at a school: "thoughts and prayers!"

I've never shaken hands with someone I've known to be a rapist. So I can definitively say I'm morally better than the CEO of Apple (this would be exhibit 1 of 3000 in the evidence)

Pssst. Fuck republicans.

War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Making rich people even richer! *Lyrics updated to fit a more realistic world

Republicans are insider trading on Trump commiting war crimes, making millions, and no one goes to jail. The soldiers illegally sent to commit the war crimes get arrested for insider trading on the war crimes because that's how you support the troops!

Tax the rich Feed the poor Till there are no rich No more 🎶

Right now the only thing AI would be good for is recognizing AI content and blocking it so you don't have to look at or read or talk to the slop.

Wonder why a domain name like this is so costly.....

There's gotta be a bunch of graphic designers hoping their "welcome to %NFL TEAM% %Player Name% " graphics get used. Or more likely a dozen unpaid interns waiting to copy paste their prompt into slop . Ai and then upload via bot to the socials.

Drink some high test beers, eat a gummy, turn on steamed hams (our galaxy projector) and listen to a classic rock playlist on Deezer and you've got a great night.

Maybe Trump doesn't realize how terrible he has made everything for us, because he's been sleeping through it all.....

Most vegetarian substitutes for meat suck, but pulled jackfruit is pretty awesome. Lions mane "crab cakes" are the other one that's great. (And pulled lions mane)

The orcas and the elephants are doing more to stop the filthy rich from destroying our planet than any centrist Democrat. Keep on trampling!

New images of Donald Trump at press events in the oval office were just released.

Another day working tech support, another "what do you mean it won't work if I don't have power, it's wireless?!"

This presenter had said 10 times "do not unmute. Use the chat for everything. This is being recorded and we don't want any questions being recorded" It's been 20 minutes and 4 people have already unmuted to ask questions, and each time reminded to use chat.

I can't believe that Iran has a better meme game than the entire MAGA movement combined. It's amazing watching these morons get absolutely destroyed by a country we "completely obliterated"

One of the best ways to celebrate earth day is to promise to vote against Republicans for any and all positions, and stick to it.

GOP: guns rock! POC buy guns GOP: Now wait a minute GOP: Free speech includes hate speech! Reporters quote the GOP GOP: I WILL SUE YOU! GOP: it's my body I can do what I want with it Pregnant women exist GOP: your body my choice GOP: Gerrymandering rocks! Virginia GOP: CHEATERS! Fuck Republicans

Hell yeah Virginia! When the people unite and tell MAGA their hate has no home here, we can make the world a better place. One community, one city, one state at a time.

Of all the crimes the DOJ should be prosecuting, they are instead focusing on the super bad "paying informants to infiltrate the KKK" I guess it makes sense, a lot of republicans and their donors robably got caught up as active members of the KKK. Can't have that coming out ....

So they're going to release those Epstein files, as required by law, any day now... Right? Right?!

This clown show administration FINALLY fired an adulterous drunk. They just had to wait for it to be a woman....

Apparently "6/7" is out. Sea lioning is in. It's like a bastardized version of the worm.... Can't we all just go back to "gatoring" to some otis day and the knights?

Trump imposes tariffs. Companies have to pay tarrifs. Companies raise prices to cover cost. Consumers pay higher prices. Courts agree Trump's tariffs are illegal, orders repayment. Companies will get money back. Companies will keep money. Companies will keep higher prices. Consumers lose. Again.

@lagunitasbrewing.bsky.social help! I can't seem to find the Waldo special beer anywhere in Rochester NY this year and the beer finder is coming up empty. Any chance it's on the way still? It's one of my favorites (for obvious reasons) Thanks!