Halle Berry still maintains that it was the movie "Catwoman" that killed her career, and not the time she played an Asian man in Cloud Atlus (Source: tinyurl.com/mr33f4vy)

Top 10 movie moments that leave us in tears (Source: tinyurl.com/2sdmf9au)

Owen Wilson's favorite food is beef bouillon cubes "I got a taste for them while filming in europe. Europeans don't serve after dinner mints, owing to the fact that they haven't discovered herbs yet, so you can commonly find peasants chewing these things like gum" (Source: tinyurl.com/r25vsps9)

Fear Factor star Joe Rogan has been found boiled alive in his sauna after attempting what he described as a "Chakra Cleanse" and what other described as a "Human Seafood Boil" (Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)

"You can get a computer virus from hovering over a link just as you can get a mind virus from impure thoughts or an STD from rimming" - Hugh Laurie (Source: tinyurl.com/5n8p38pt)

John Waters is trapped inside the Criterion Closet bus at an AMC theatre (Source: Google.com)

Amy Pohler talks about her improv comedy cult "It's not a cult. It's a multi tiered talent recruitment scheme with an optional minimum mandatory attendance and payment requirement to rise ranks and get to perform with the leaders. It's also not a pyramid scheme." (Source: tinyurl.com/936fwhbb)

"I'll rephrase" said Pope Leo XIV "Hazbin hotel is utter dogshit" (Source: tinyurl.com/yrahzycb)

Ewan Mcgregor explains the difference between bait and a joke "Bait is when you mistake an obvious joke for being real. Bait is what you call that" (Source: tinyurl.com/4388bm2x)

Pope Leo XIV declared Hazbin Hotel is the world's first ontologically evil tv show (Source: tinyurl.com/2tuzbhej)

A murder investigation is underway after a human body was found on the set of The Mummy The victim was forced to eat vast quantites of lavish meats and cheeses causing them contract gout and perish. Police are urging those who can identify the victim to come forward (Source: tinyurl.com/mpf6tzdd)

Josh Gad talks his future in the MCU "Someone at the studio said to me 'In every universe, every multiverse, there is one constant, and It's you Josh.' And I thought to myself yeah that seems right" (Source: tinyurl.com/hs3chvsz)

Josh Gad has been cast in solid gold for future generations (Source: tinyurl.com/2r56ryce)

Leonardo DiCaprio has revealed his clone to the world "He's not finished yet. He'll be taller when he's finished" (Source: tinyurl.com/5nk9rj3z)

Air Bud Entertainment have revealed their planned Phase Two movies (Source: tinyurl.com/2s3uwend)

J.J. Abrams' denies undergoing experimental torso reduction surgery (Source: tinyurl.com/bddymjym)

why wont you people love me for my supple c cups and my huge hog, why must you instead appreciate my brilliant mind

Blackmagic Design are teaming up with indie filmmakers to provide Analog Horror youtubers with new 8k cameras (Source: tinyurl.com/krcavuvj)

John Carpenter says he got the idea for the plot of his The Thing sequel from someone he met in an Xbox Live lobby (Source: tinyurl.com/5ypsbn44)

"Women are way more shallow than they used to be. It used to be that girls would be into the guy on the playground who could run the fastest. Now I'm the fastest and none of them want to kiss me at all" - William Shatner (Source: tinyurl.com/2t7wsvxa)

"By 2023 movies may be outlawed" says says a man claiming to be Mirror World Charlie Sheen (Source: movies.com)

Annabelle stuns in new photoshoot (Source: tinyurl.com/s8372s4)

Jeremy Allan White has been cast in "The Missing Links" a WW2 espionage thriller about a French spy posing as a Nazi cook who hides codes in sausage links (Source: tinyurl.com/mwn2he5)

The entire cast of "Vice" is being encased in a tomb with Dick Cheney (Source: tinyurl.com/u69ycwfv)

"There is a truth, a vérité to it that has taken ahold of me" Werner Herzog shares his views on Gabby's Dollhouse The Movie (Source: tinyurl.com/4vcp6uc5)

This year's favourite movie tie in Halloween costume is Black Mould

Ahead of the release of Wicked for Good, Universal Pictures is partnering with therapy groups across the US to help support retail workers who will have to hear the movie's soundtrack looped on in-store speaker systems over the coming years (Source: tinyurl.com/yc25apmm)

Aleksei Yuryevich German's 2013 film Hard to be a God is receiving a Netflix adaptation for gen z audiences. The film reunites the cast of stranger things in time travelling hijinks that lead to them accidentally inventing the tiktok dance craze in medieval Europe (Source: tinyurl.com/tnmx4e9s)

God she's so hot

"Jedis arent allowed to love. If a brave Jedi fell in love and got married, what would he do if he came home from space to find his wife had eloped with the alien he hired to install stained glass windows in their ranch? Better to not love at all" - George Lucas (Source: tinyurl.com/cc9nb4mr)

James Van Der Beek has named his puppy Squalor (Source: tinyurl.com/38c6p8ju)

im not allowed to write for podcasts anymore after i made fun of a little peepee dribble stain on the jeans of a famous podcaster to his face and i dont want any bad blood between us i dont want to point fingers or name names or make a bigger deal out of this than it heeds to be but this was him

The Magnus Archives movie tickets come with a booklet giving audiences information on characters returning from the show, some of which havent been seen for more than 200 episodes and that are somehow still plot relevent (Source: tinyurl.com/4t3jjc7r)

Kate Winslet's tummy hurts after she drank dirty water from a puddle, which may be related (Source: tinyurl.com/4554jbv8)

George Lucas explained why Jabba Glob, a popular toy line character didn't appear in The Phantom Menace "We were at a wrap party after the shoot and he said some things I don't align with politically, so we cut his scenes. All 80 minutes of them" (Source: tinyurl.com/8m75sv5n)

Micheal Cera announced he is in his "Pretty Princess Arc" (Source: tinyurl.com/zkpbem86)

IMDB has compiled its list of 100 movies that aren't "cringe" (Source: tinyurl.com/2zrwyfxt)

A pale horse has ridden west leaving a trail of ruination in its wake (Source: tinyurl.com/ysz9xfws)

Hasbro's Jenga movie callously fails to even mention the lives lost in the September 11 attacks (Source: tinyurl.com/5256w6mh)

Warner Bros Discovery has been listed on ebay (Source: ebay.com)

James Wan has wrapped filming on Annabelle: The Factory, a prequel to the prequel to the spin-off to the sequel in the popular The Conjuring series (Source: tinyurl.com/55m5ku97)

CEO and President of Warner Bros Discovery David Zaslav is spearheading a campaign to reduce the company's carbon footprint by stopping the production of "wasteful" residual checks (Source: tinyurl.com/yfyabd9p)

Dwayne Johnson is almost unrecognisable in The Smashing Machine (Source: tinyurl.com/2xbzumsz)

Kindness is in. Heartfelt honesty is in. Kill ironic detachment. This year we open our hearts to those we have loved before and those we will love again. #angrybirdsmovie

"I let my dog smoke because I dont like him" - Jared Leto

A recall has been issued after it was found the paint used in Brokeback Mountain 20th Anniversary "I wish I knew how to quit you" mugs contained 8000 times the safe amount of an exceptionally addictive chromium compound (Source: tinyurl.com/yc84e262)

"Every time someone pays me to do a movie soundtrack I just wait 6 weeks and then mail them an unlabeled thumbdrive with the Batman 1989 theme on it." - Danny Elfman (Source: tinyurl.com/23cfpx9h)

Greta Gerwig's Peanuts movie finally gives us an answer as to why people actually tolerate Charlie Brown's bullshit (Source: tinyurl.com/3vc665k5)

a beautiful princess needs a brave knight to bring her a burger. will you rise to the challenge?

Oceanic researcher Sylvia Alice Earle clears up common misconceptions popularized by Guillermo del Toro's The Shape of Water "Real Gill-men have absolutley no ass at all. It's actually quiet sad really" (Source: tinyurl.com/y6frmu3w)