Top 10 movies to watch if you are drowning in a large body of water (Source: tinyurl.com/4fc93xr7)

"My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first! I left everything I owned in One Piece" - Sam Neill, 1947-2026 (Source: tinyurl.com/azf8cwr9)

I bought an unlabelled VHS tape of Muppets Treasure Island by an creepyold man who said it belonged to his dead son boy and when I put it in the player it oozed black goo and it ruined my VHS player and when I went to take it back the old man he was there and he said sorry

Jason Statham says he took the role in the 2003 remake of The Italian Job because he 'thought the title meant something else' (Source: tinyurl.com/5rmatcj8)

Amazon's new Ember TV uses facial recognition to automatically pause and prevent video playback unless it detects happy smiling faces (Source: tinyurl.com/yk2kh6jf)

John Waters and his nemesis Harvey Fierstein battle to see which elemental tribe will rule over Gay Chicago

A lot of people would be afraid to admit it but I'm so hungry for a yummy burger right now

Netflix, in talks to purchase letterboxd, plans to make the site exclusive to paid subscribers in good standing with cock at least 7 inches in length (Source: tinyurl.com/yjuwu985)

Crunchyroll's CEO would like to remind everybody that Crunchyroll still exists

The Odyssey digital hook-up app for Cinephiles and Philhellenes 🎞️📽️😜💦 Track every crew member you've voyaged with. Share with your friends with the hashtag #IthicanMenDoItBetter. Available on iOS, Android and web.

Second look at a Rotta the Hutt Halloween costume.

watching jackass for the first time. this is just gay sex?

With the success of the Backrooms and the announcement of the Sirenhead movie, internet horror fans are all asking the same question: When will they make a movie about the lactation SCP? (Source: tinyurl.com/38p8e48s)

Ang Lee has been cast out to sea

Propeller One-Way Night Coach has dethroned Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk as the stupidest movie title ever (Source: tinyurl.com/2kpwadu6)

Disney would like to clarify that despite Star Wars' dangerous and controversial 'Let your Frik Flag Fly' campaign running during pride month, Babu Frik is not gay (Source: tinyurl.com/2s87aufy)

Marvel has partnered with the U.S. Department of Education to make Captain America: Civil War part of the mandatory high school history curriculum (Source: tinyurl.com/2dbzbus6)

killed another casting director today didnt even feel anything

"Yumbo is inevitable" said Yumbo CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg at an investor's meeting for the streaming service, before falling down and farting and ripping his pants and accidentally revealing his bare butt hole and balls (Source: tinyurl.com/yc8pv2yn)

EXCLUSIVE: Josh Gad has been spending every night for the past 3 months hanging around in the parking lot across from my house (Source: tinyurl.com/mwt7h74u)

Some lady who wrote songs for Michael Bay's Armageddon, Simon West's Con-Air and John Eng's Rugrats Go Wild has suggested that women in the film industry might not be getting the recognition they deserve (Source: tinyurl.com/446jdmru)

Christopher Nolan reveals a surprise celebrity cameo for The Odyssey (Source: tinyurl.com/39ec3mzr)

"Bweh! Bweh Bweh!" - Dolly, star of Sheep Detectives, on The Joe Rogan Experience (Source: tinyurl.com/4xnzt3wt)

The latest Tom Clancy film adaptation just seems to be a 12 part YouTube series on how to clean a gun (Source: tinyurl.com/2anpwnxs)

Netflix's western Tohou movie adaptation replaces all references to shrines with Christian churches and all the Shrine Maidens with cousins sharing chaste glances (Source: tinyurl.com/4cs59ana)

First look at the NEW Live Action Casper the Friendly Ghost (Source: tinyurl.com/ezxnxnmk)

Gaspar Noé's latest film is a frightening look into the twisted mind of a bald man (Source: tinyurl.com/3h5v3bnn)

Tom Holland Says The Odyssey Was His ‘Last Chance to Play a Human,' before he turns back into a little wooden doll forever (Source: tinyurl.com/8xhkyyc6)

Netflix to stop producing digital movies (Source: tinyurl.com/wws8w5ty)

"When his profile says 'lewd' in bio and I go in the media tab and its just memes. That's not lewd, that's just memes. Show a little skin for actual lewd dudes out here!" - Andrew Garfield (Source: tinyurl.com/4c3umf87)

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Alec Baldwin has a little poop on his shirt but seems happy about it (Source: tinyurl.com/47rkjre7)

Mitch McConnell has been seen back in good health, seemingly sustained by a supersized cup of something called 'Movie Fluid' (Source: tinyurl.com/236vvtj7)

Incredles is the scariest movie ever. What if the baby got hurt? We need to hold the director accountable. (Source: tinyurl.com/mrxppe9d)

Universal begins production on a modern remake of Michael Snow's Wavelength starring Dwayne Johnson and Scarlett Johansson (Source: tinyurl.com/2t6xa8w7)

"You can't make anything anymore. You can't make a movie about being launched into the man in the moon's eye. You can't make a movie about falling out of a window. You can't even make a movie about having a moustache and doing a silly walk. All due to Woke." - Jerry Seinfeld on why he isn't funny

Netflix is ending support for the SNES Satellaview add-on (Source: tinyurl.com/yc39ee36)

Markiplier to direct Snood (Source: tinyurl.com/msmuw4aa)

Markiplier to direct Squirrel Stapler (Source: tinyurl.com/5ybvxvee)

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"I was raised by puppets" - Meryl Streep on growing up different (Source: tinyurl.com/3fxxejjz)

"Has anyone else noticed that since CERN turned off the right side of my body has been entirely numb?" - Larry David (Source: tinyurl.com/4p2zvtn9)

Casting for the adaptation of the webcomic Dust & Dread has been announced (Source: tinyurl.com/mtrw7eyv)

The Sirenhead Movie will provide a canon explanation for all those weird bootleg plushies that every street vendor sells (Source: tinyurl.com/yc5anku4)

A young screenwriter finally found the person ruining her scripts (Source: tinyurl.com/3umys3yb)

Minions Director confirms that the minions worked for Former President pro tempore of the United States Senate Strom Thurmond (Source: tinyurl.com/mshxf49t)

Jelly Roll's Flesh Homunculus, 'Sheet Cake', is ready for the big screen (Source: tinyurl.com/bka9jjtv)

Salò is finally coming to Disney+ (Source: tinyurl.com/532cc99z)

We're didnt celebrate pride this year because we didn't want to

"The circus wasn’t even that amazing" - John Waters