Markiplier's Iron Lung movie didn't answer a lot of the questions raised by my Septiplier Milking Fanfiction (Source: tinyurl.com/4uh4wwu5)

Hubba Hubba! Queen bee is a certified MILF in Illumination's Super Mario Galaxy Movie (Source: tinyurl.com/ywz5nj5x)

The next Nintendo movie will feature this fruity little rabbit (Source: tinyurl.com/57kcdpww

starving :(

First look at Timothée Chalamet as Kim Kitsuragi in A24's Disco Elysium Movie (Source: tinyurl.com/mr2tj79e)

Amazon Says they are "Passionate" about game adaptations, announcing they are working on "More stuff like a Singleplayer Roguelike Deckbuilder movie or a Cozy Pixelstyle Bakery Simulator show or maybe a Stylized Multiplayer Sci-Fi Extraction Shooter Metroidvania Film" (Source: tinyurl.com/ufhr6ye7)

Melania has smashed Box Office records and is now the second movie ever to gross negative money at the box office

The company Adobe has been placed on suicide watch (Source: tinyurl.com/muybencf)

Brett Ratner says he loves to send emails and that "Gmail is like a second home to me" (Source: tinyurl.com/ut894r34)

Opinion: Sometimes movies make me feel bad and weird and that shouldn't be allowed (Source: tinyurl.com/4kbjpnty)

Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man does nothing to address the horrible stomach pains that every completely normal and not weird human experiences after consuming dairy (Source: tinyurl.com/36ed8uue)

Darren Aronofsky's "On This Day… 1776" AI animated series maintained its human touch by having a small child on staff at all times to shake her head in disagreement (Source: tinyurl.com/2c5pdxum)

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey takes place in the same universe as Ryan Murphy's Doctor Odyssey (Source: tinyurl.com/3y25mrzp)

"I just think some of you should watch movies for adults!" Says an evil and callous woman as she is torn to pieces by a brave crowd of millenials who are still debating if Steven Universe was good queer representation (Source: tinyurl.com/2mb7ksta)

Thought leaders are attributing the unexpected success of Heated Rivalry to most people just not knowing that gay porn exists (Source: tinyurl.com/bddt9mac)

Director Christophe Gans says the title "Return to Silent Hill" is a reference to a "Return to videogame movie adaptations being bad" (Source: tinyurl.com/fykbecur)

A quick sneek preview of all the exciting things to look forward to in 2026!

Disney has apologised for the Mrs Incredible "Boot Licker" spoon straw (Source: tinyurl.com/54tnvnf9)

James Wan reveals the "Indescribable" cosmic horror in his Call of Cthulhu movie will look almost exactly like a man with a squid for a head (Source: tinyurl.com/yhyyxtep)

Josh Gad opens up his mouth big and wide and swallows dirt and mud and dust and makes a real stink (Source: tinyurl.com/2uyaemph)

AMC have unveiled their limited edition Zootopia 2 bongs (Source: tinyurl.com/ynmrr69j)

Brothers Christopher and Johnathan Nolan explain why one has a British and the other an American Accent "Have you ever seen The Parent Trap?" (Source: tinyurl.com/4uwmbf4v)

10 weapons used by insurgents in guerilla warfare that were pioneered by Kevin McCallister (Source: tinyurl.com/nhas9zu8)

Snow Kong has apologised for yet again, ruining Christmas (Source: tinyurl.com/4c2wyynd)

They normally don't let me drink in the office but as a christmas gift they gave me a special cocktail they called "movie fluid" and it lets me see at framerates never before imagined

Philo has announced they are the first 100% termite free streaming service (Source: tinyurl.com/meh5kmku)

In an attempt to keep up with current entertainment trends, Scorsese will release his next film exclusively on HitClips (Source: tinyurl.com/2s4ehd94)

Netflix's new Christmas movie imagines a world where Santa changes his pronouns. I mean hers (Source: tinyurl.com/y97n73uf)

who gives a shit

War Horse director Steven Spielberg is set to adapt another Michael Morpurgo book, Concrete Elephant, the story of an elephant with Kidney Stones (Source: tinyurl.com/2s43exe8)

We paid an artist to show us what these cartoon characters might look like in real life and it turns out they would look exactly like you or I (Source: tinyurl.com/ytzzxt8j)

Sofia Coppola FINALLY talks about her appearance in The Phantom Menace "Can you people stop asking me about The Phantom Menace?" (Source: tinyurl.com/yt5m9kw7)

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson is being put to death after a human finally watched Meet the Feebles (Source: tinyurl.com/36pvbj4u)

Blank Check on Disney+ is now prefaced with a short informational video explaining to children what a check is and how it is possible to commit fraud with such a tool (Source: tinyurl.com/2s9zywvx)

Hulu thinks they've figured out the secret to attracting Gen-Z subscribers: A transgender elf woman in every show (Source: tinyurl.com/yxyctewp)

Disney+ accounts now produce realistic screams of pain and beg for their lives when users attempt to cancel their subscription. (Source: tinyurl.com/4uypv7dc)

Only 90's kids remember this: A newly proposed bill aims to use government ID to limit streaming services to showing you movies only released in the decade you were born (Source: tinyurl.com/fn7725bf)

Disney's new mascot "Aphobic Mickey Mouse" is a smash hit with people who want to fuck (Source: tinyurl.com/ms6un86d)

"The folks at Reese's wanted to see E.T. eat Reece's Pieces on screen. We shot those scenes last because it turns out the little guy had a peanut allergy. He turned white and died right there on set" - Steven Spielberg on his faith (Source: tinyurl.com/bdfx3jrh)

Aaron Paul is Poogle (Source: tinyurl.com/5n8kws4m)

Movie fans are crying and screaming and throwing up due to an earth shattering spelling error found in the Letterboxd app We can't let them get away with this (Source: tinyurl.com/2dbdpesy)

Epic Games and Quentin Tarantino Collaborate to share previously unproduced scenes from Resevoir Dogs, playable now exclusively in Fortnite (Source: tinyurl.com/2u3wbmhu)

Maybe I'd finally watch Dune if Denis Villeneuve admitted his fursona is a Raccoon named Rusty (Source: tinyurl.com/yzrvw83v)

"Well of course, there's the vore" Animator Don Bluth shares how his fetishes influenced his work (Source: tinyurl.com/yc5sj9tm)

James Cameron's Avatar Fire and Ash imagines a world where people from other cultures experience the same emotions we do (Source: tinyurl.com/37uvfsuy)

Science YouTuber NileRed's new travel TV show will take him across the world, commiting Scientific Misconduct wherever the road takes him (Source: tinyurl.com/2f2wf3fz)

An incredible first look at Doug Jones as The Yellow Brick Road (Source: tinyurl.com/3hbb73w3)

The court has ruled that Netflix Originals cannot be legally classified as "Movies" because they don't contain any of the ingredients found in a real movies (Source: tinyurl.com/54zur5rh)

"Watching Mattel evolve into a cinematic force has been inspiring. Excited to bring this childhood classic to mature audiences with a story that examines competition in a world measured by strength, yet reveals compassion as the truest power." (Source: Vin Diesel via Instagram tinyurl.com/mvkamr4h)

Disney CEO Bob Iger in talks with the Pope in hopes of declaring Disney Plus a place that can contain divinity, for higher tier members (Source: tinyurl.com/4wazuej4)