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The next Muppets movie is an adaptation of Finnegans Wake (Source: tinyurl.com/4sump5xy)

The Amazing Digital Circus is coming to the big screen

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Burger King gears up for the release of Minions & Monsters with a Minion themed yellow drink of indeterminate origin (Source: tinyurl.com/28wvx95y)

The plot of the upcoming Cocomelon movie has more in common with Lord of the Flies than you might think (Source: tinyurl.com/557eynw2)

The Jim Henson company is creating a Garten of Ban Ban show (Source: tinyurl.com/4985wm53)

The FDA is cracking down on expired Star Wars The Phantom Menace promotional candy (Source: tinyurl.com/muay6y59)

Walton Goggins just found out he's married

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Dan Aykroyd suggests using "Emotional Blackmail" to manipulate ghosts into perfoming menial tasks (Source: tinyurl.com/ef7mf2ja)

Ragebaiting My Fat Dog Part 20 has been inducted into the Library of Congress's National Film Registry (Source: tinyurl.com/mpmfs5fh)

Indie Animation Triumph! David Firth is producing a short to be shown before Toy Story 5 (Source: tinyurl.com/3h2adc2j)

Netflix's to produce a full TV adaptation of a child's youtube series about crashing toy cars into eachother (Source: tinyurl.com/5n6rs2ph)

1000 feral dogs are now running Quibi (Source: tinyurl.com/muwzue57)

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Pedro Pascal is already getting into character to play Snidely Whiplash by tying women to railway tracks (Source: tinyurl.com/53x2r2ax)

Adult fans use the power of slam poetry to lampoon laughably poor recreations of the show's iconic frisbee scene in the stageplay Bluey's Big Play (Source: tinyurl.com/mstt9har)

"I have an antagonistic relationship with Tommy Pickles" - Willem Dafoe (Source: tinyurl.com/yha4fxxp)

Casamigos Tequila founders George Clooney and Rande Gerber team up again to make Dosassientos, an extra wide toilet you can share with a friend (Source: tinyurl.com/8wttsf5a)

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The Lamb Souvlaki Movie has been delayed (Source: tinyurl.com/3rx9xe6d)

Mark Zuckerberg and Elizabeth Holmes to play eachother (Source: tinyurl.com/3r58xh3n)

Jane Lynch to play GlaDOS (Source: tinyurl.com/2j2jhwbf)

First look behind the scenes of the Crush the Castle TV adaptation (Source: tinyurl.com/mry2nm4u)

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First look at Joker

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Superhero fans rejoice! They make baby toys for you (Source: tinyurl.com/4ds4va9x)

First camera test for 'The Batman 2' 🦇 Here is Batman's bedroom 👇

Glenn Close has a little bit of doodoo on her fingers (Source: tinyurl.com/ynvmd929)

Micheal Jackson Biopic sequel confirmed to include Toy Micheal and Withered Micheal (Source: tinyurl.com/4vnjmj6p)

Disney Imagineering has revealed their next stage in animatronic realism: Making their robots feel pain (Source: tinyurl.com/24xuamwb)

The developers of HELLRAISER: REVIVAL explain that the central mystery of the upcoming game is "what the Cenobites are doing... and why." "We looked to those original movies and asked: what if pinhead wanted you to collect 8 mysterious pages" (Source: tinyurl.com/mt6t97t4)

Daniel Craig is feeling a bloodlust that cannot be quenched! (Source: tinyurl.com/mrbcu695)

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Why Jay Leno's skin, hair and organs are slowly being replaced with denim (Source: tinyurl.com/4eukcw64)

Bambi's mother will return in Bambi 3 (Source: tinyurl.com/42j4saxh)

NEW OLD NAVY LEAKS‼️ EXCLUSIVE ‼️👖 JEANS (SOURCE: tinyurl.com/32tszjxc)

Now we wish we had a handheld version of Better Call Saul!

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Director Joe Russo said it is vital to bring Avengers: Endgame back to theaters ahead of Victor Von Doom’s arrival later this year because the Avatar re-release put that movie back in the number 1 spot on the highest grossing movie list and he wants it so so bad, come on guys, please?

Disgraced shithead Bryan Singer has been broken upon the wheel (Source: tinyurl.com/2p9tcm6y)

The Onion partnered with TIM HEIDECKER over me because they HATE women. They can prove me wrong by sending me $300 or setting me up a private meet and greet with TIM HEIDECKER or if he is not available other comedy legend GINA GERSHON. I would like to meet her too (Source: tinyurl.com/tm83dp97)

Bryan Cranston has announced his new Magnesium based subscription box MyGnesium Subscribers can sign up to receive 18lbs of Magnesium in the mail every month (Source: tinyurl.com/mrynmnww)

Ludacris is trapped in the Metaverse (Source: tinyurl.com/4vn5rjsn)