A new scary creepy and sexual kind of man is on the big screen (Source: tinyurl.com/yrfn2yx2)

Many are saying Weapons may be the horror hit of the year but someone at my book club told me they didn't like it (Source: tinyurl.com/2s4yj7j9)

"I've been a dreamer for many years and I've imagined so many beautiful situations. Right now I'm imagining 1000 joyful objects flying towards a CEO. Now I'm imagining 1001" - Lucy Liu (Source: tinyurl.com/ya2hsy5t)

Disney are preventing actors from accidentally leaking plot details of Avengers Doomsday ahead of the film's release by encasing them in acrylic blocks between shoots (Source: tinyurl.com/3zkhb299)

Cinemark unvieled their first "Portrait Mode" theater screen specifically designed for shortform content (Source: tinyurl.com/4vjrvaud)

"A columbo origin story is just what audiences want. We'll show how he got his coat, how he met his wife. We can even show how he got his name" - NBCUniversal Head of Entertainment Networks, Frances Berwick (Source: NBC Universal)

Jamie Foxx is on a quest to find 99 cursed golden coins and return them to their rightful resting place (Source: tinyurl.com/3edrzu29)

Court documents reveal that director Ethan Coen is attempting to sue his brother Joel Coen over which of them will get to direct a movie using the "Omegaverse" trope (Source: Court Documents)

"Parody is a comedic commentary about a work, that requires an imitation of the work. Satire, on the other hand, even when it uses a creative work as the vehicle for the message, offers commentary and criticism about the world as a whole. And Caricature? Don't get me started" - Jane Fonda

Vin Diesel has finally learnt to drive (Source: tinyurl.com/ca4pre89)

Warner Bros is creating an new cinematic universe based on the works of Ursula K. Le Guin "Now more than ever, its important to spread the messsage than anyone can be an Omelas child" - David Zaslav, CEO and President of Warner Bros. Discovery (Source: tinyurl.com/mwew6mw5)

'Ai Actress' Tilly Norwood's non negotiable contract clauses include no nude scenes, no scenes of eating or drinking and no close ups of teeth, feet or hands (Source: tinyurl.com/y45jhmrv)

V for Vendetta's Natalie Portman has expressed interest in other roles in the alphabet cinematic universe (Source: tinyurl.com/cwfwy9r9)

Laurence Fishburne has layed 6 large eggs (Source: tinyurl.com/4unnmc4n)

Tom Holland is being sent to his room with no supper (Source: tinyurl.com/bdfep486)

critics are raving about morbius!

treats are not medically necessary

JK Rowling has unveiled the plot of her new cinematic universe, which will focus on what she calls "Race science, but woke" (Source: tinyurl.com/54p6wkfe)

Opinion: Mr Incredible was hotter when he was fat (Source: tinyurl.com/jad7mncx)

Paramount and Hilton are teaming up for a promotion to advertise the long awaited sequel of Hotel for Dogs, Hotel for Bugs. Book a room in a Hilton Hotel over the next 3 months and your your very own hotel room may be filled with hundreds and hundreds of bugs (Source: tinyurl.com/yck74vyu)

Amazon is working on a Jimmy White's Cueball extended universe (Source: tinyurl.com/mwrjhvmh)

Disney has finally unvieled their answer to the Videogame Movie adaptation trend: Spectrobes (Source: tinyurl.com/49yvxwkh)

Jared Leto is being put down (Source: tinyurl.com/3u4dtxnd)

Disney plans to use AI to resurrect the late Jane Goodall for a "completely real" documentary about their fictional yeti (Source: tinyurl.com/4h8dbtz3)

AMC and Five Guys are teaming up for an epic collab. For a limited time, each screen room in select locations will be fitted with its very own Five Guys grill with staff on hand to take orders. Just shout to get a staff-member's attention (Source: tinyurl.com/5n75atkj)

"When you do cocaine, do it off a mirror so it looks like theres twice as much"- Martin Scorsese

Opinion: There's nothing more "Punk" than paying for your Netflix subscription with mommy's credit card (Source: Online)

Amazon is giving young up-and-coming experimental filmmakers a once in a lifetime chance to direct an episode of their adaptation of Hot Stuff The Little Devil (Source: tinyurl.com/3m7mhyb2)

A genderswapped gen z inspired remake of Francis Ford Coppola's the Godfather called "The Girlfather" is set to start production in the event of Coppola's death, despite Coppola's attempts to halt the project "Its not because its a girl. Its because its bad" (Source: tinyurl.com/mr2z42y7)

Disney's Marvel has canceled plans for an Avengers: No More Bullying animated special, saying it "Doesn't align with our brand's current message" (Source: tinyurl.com/m5ttj6k8)

The Pinterest Movie's production has slowed after lawyers told the filmmakers they cant use unattributed images, a demand which the company says "Flies boldly in the face of everything we stand for" (Source: tinyurl.com/yb4k83x2)

The Truman show sequel will see Jim Carrey reprising his role as Truman Burbank, this time dealing with an even bigger simulation: websites (Source: tinyurl.com/4znnyz3v)

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"I guess im just a happy kind of guy" - Will Arnett when asked about his unique smile

"What the fuck is that" - Sigourney Weaver seeing a Gorilla for the first time

ive never even seen a movie

Dan Akroyd apologised after revealing his "Thin Ghostbuster Line" jacket "It was a lapse of judgement on my part. Clearly the general populace does not care for the lives of those fighting to keep them safe from ghosts and ghouls and even what we call spectres" (Source: tinyurl.com/4z7dsahc)

Sylvester Stallone says his current body is nearing its expiry date and he'll soon be awakening one of his many cryogenically frozen clones to take his place (Source: tinyurl.com/37f8bpbn)

"Steven Speilberg" - Steven Speilberg

In an attempt to increase attendance at the parks amid an ongoing boycott, Disney is offering guests a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy "Mickey's Magic Bricks" taken from the foundations of the Disneyland castle (Source: tinyurl.com/muashhx8)

Steven Seagal says the problem with kids today is that they haven't found the right app yet "Maybe I could be the one to make that app for them" (Source: tinyurl.com/3ycbt2rx)

The high definition remastered Blu-ray release of Wizard of Oz finally ends the rumor of a munchkin hanging himself on set appearing in the background of film but does make it clear he is sucking himself fully off (Source: tinyurl.com/duj565a6)

cupsy yummy

Jeffrey Katzenberg, Dreamworks CEO has announced an animated Three Stooges reboot "Now more than ever, we need to send the message that anyone can be a Stooge" (Source: tinyurl.com/yfcvjwrt)

Judy Garland has no plans for new movies

@disgustingfilm.bsky.social has received a lifetime ban from the Magic Circle after revealing that the secret to the famous "Three Card Monte" trick is that its twins

Now You See Me: Now You Dont director Ruben Fleischer has received a lifetime ban from the Magic Circle after revealing that the secret to the famous "Three Card Monte" trick is that its twins (Source: tinyurl.com/y9bwkzsn)

"All magic is fake, but it captivates you doesn't it. Have you heard of pepper's ghost? Have you heard of card tricks?" - Now You See Me: Now You Dont director Ruben Fleischer

"Society today is insane. Now you can get cancelled for something you said 50 years ago" - Alfred Hitchcock

ABC higher ups have reinstated Jimmy Kimmel's show after remembering a "Really funny" comedy sketch he once did (Source: tinyurl.com/mrxhpvrj)