Neil Doesn't Know
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All Leonardo DiCaprio movies would have been better if he hadnāt been in them. Thereās a better acting performance ready to go by many many people who would have done better with every role he played.
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leon
about 18 hours ago
captcha that asks you to identify which posts are jokes before replying
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@jonbois.bsky.social
Watchin baseball
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Kathryn VanArendonk
3 days ago
someone tell congress spring break has to be cancelled so they can come home and do a real fast impeachment, and then they can go back to their fundraising dinners by friday at the latest
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Ken Tremendous
3 days ago
Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."
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Michael
3 days ago
days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021
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āļø
6 days ago
netflix lighting must be stopped
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Alan Sepinwall
7 days ago
Left: a show whose writers constantly introduced major plot turns without any idea how to deal with them later. Right: a show whose creators came up with their ending early on and stuck to it, no matter the mounting evidence that it was no longer viable. Planning in TV is wildly overrated.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak
8 days ago
OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
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Emma Silvers
16 days ago
maybe baseball will fix my mental health!!
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As the father of an 8 year old maybe PUT HUNTRIX ON before 9:30 pm you morons
25 days ago
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Iāve never seen a more concerted media push that made me want to see the movie less than this Devil Wears Prada 2/Oscars collab
25 days ago
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Marisa Kabas
29 days ago
when youāre arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember thereās a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandyās first marriage thatās watched by millions of people
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alexis simpson
about 1 month ago
umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel
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Chris Kluwe
about 1 month ago
Mmmm, yes, very deep, much philosophical wow, let me counter with: The people building concentration camps will always be my enemy
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Amy Ash
about 1 month ago
Ruin a dadās week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate
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lauren
about 1 month ago
joker: well well well, if it isn't the BAT man! my perfidious foe, that perpetual pest! his perfectly putrid presence here to pour water on my pleasant parade! batman (hungover): yeah- well- pf- ptt- FUCK you
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Museum of Twitter
about 2 months ago
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Ken Tremendous
about 2 months ago
Santa was WHITE Football is OURS Skittles are CURRENCY Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD Plants are NOT ALIVE Vests should be worn BACKWARDS Lakes are IMAGINARY Jumping is BAD Shoes are for HANDS
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Dan Savage
3 months ago
I mean, someone in a position of real power needs to do something. The people of Minnesota are out in the streets doing amazing things at great personal risk. And people with actual power are doing fuck all for fear of getting yelled at by assholes in airports.
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John Bonnes
3 months ago
I donāt want to be politicalā¦
#iceout
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Hartford Yard Goats
3 months ago
Safe to say, we are all tired of ice
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alix e. harrow
3 months ago
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous franƧais ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 months ago
Letās make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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ArtButMakeItSports
3 months ago
as is tradition, I post a countdown of my top 100 posts from the year, starting today with No. 100-81. hit the link!
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The Best of 2025, No. 100-81
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Soren Spicknall
3 months ago
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Phillip Maciak
3 months ago
Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
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Shout out to Seth Rogenās funniest performance which is in āThe Night Beforeā
4 months ago
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Mordy Oberstein
4 months ago
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt ācreate an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986ā I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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10,000 Motivated Rats
4 months ago
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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Re the iPhone Update: Thank you Apple. My favorite thing about looking for things is seeing everything I'm not looking for all at the same time
4 months ago
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Yall can never convince me of intelligent design when we need floss
4 months ago
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Movie youāve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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4 months ago
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Jeffrey Kent? The reality show contestant?
4 months ago
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Jessie Gender
4 months ago
Anyone who says ābe normalā betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
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Watt
4 months ago
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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shauna
4 months ago
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Rob DenBleyker
4 months ago
if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
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Jill Twiss
4 months ago
my Oscar speech would just be the first and last names of everyone who was mean to me in middle school
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sky
5 months ago
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
5 months ago
One of the biggest flexes I ever had was asking some junior financial analysts watching their phones on a bus if they needed $20. They said for what and I said headphones. They got so mad.
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Absolutely baffled that streaming services havenāt realized that when I want to rewatch an episode Iāve already seen I donāt want to start in the middle of the end credits Maybe quit pitching artificial intelligence and use some actual intelligence
5 months ago
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I donāt like those who say āboth sides are the same,ā because itās not true. One of the parties fights tooth and nail for what they want and the other party is the Democrats
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5 months ago
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JosephScrimshaw
5 months ago
Ah, bedtime. The one time of day Iām not tired
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ArtButMakeItSports
5 months ago
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), šø by @nturchiarophoto
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Has there ever been two separate outs at the plate in a World Series game ever? Let alone in the final innings??
5 months ago
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Iām mostly mad about the fact that it was supposed to be my last time watching the horrid commercial breaks
5 months ago
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Philip Bump
5 months ago
How nice that the first time my kids saw footage of the Twin Towers on fire was thanks to a Cuomo ad during the World Series.
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John Smoltz is as if ChatGPT was a baseball commentator
5 months ago
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WalkingTaakoš“āā ļøš³ļøšŖ£š©
5 months ago
Roberts had a position player pitch most of the game for some reason, so I think this is on him.
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