What’s your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s - Amadeus 90s - Magnolia 00s - Hedwig and the Angry Inch 10s - Parasite 20s - Past Lives

There’s no such thing as a “combined” no-hitter, can we please all admit that’s not the point

I’m on 5 different block lists for people who talk shit about AI. I need to be on more so here’s another post. If you use Gen AI for literally any reason, you’re a fucking loser.

Anyone who doesn’t think this guy is the greatest player you’ve ever seen on a baseball diamond is a dum dum

Me, watching an arsonist burn down my house: Godammit, this is awful An A.I. enthusiast standing next to me: Oh, so you think fire isn’t interesting as a tool????

Cubans are starving and have gone weeks without electricity and clean water due to Trump's blockade of any oil reaching the island. Here's why we aren't covering this.

95% of inside-the-park home runs should be ruled as errors, but I'm glad they're not

Getting to listen to @kentremendous.bsky.social and @joeposnanski.com talk about their new book "Big Fan" with @latenightseth.bsky.social at The Strand last night was an utter delight!

Instead, you guzzle the blood of us all, a torrent of mashed up half-lies that bake the planet dry, claiming “I am the inevitable future.” Over my fucking dead body you are, you goddam delusional toaster.

I got booed entering the room for @joeposnanski.com and @kentremendous.bsky.social’s BIG FAN book event at The Strand. Despite all the slander those two have given me, I can’t resist endorsing their book: sites.prh.com/bigfan

what happens inside the Met Gala do they just stand around and talk awkwardly or what

Does everyone make a joke about Ben Shapiro’s wife every time they walk by this store or do I have a problem

If LinkedIn is going to be recommending me volunteer jobs then why on earth do I need LinkedIn

Your base voters are not your employees and your unpaid comm staffers

Everyone survives White House Correspondents' Association dinner: defector.com/everyone-sur...

When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.”

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

Apr 25th - The perfect date, it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. 📽️📅 Miss Congeniality (2000)

I’m often shocked at how short people’s memories are. This doc came out only 7 years ago, I’ve never been able to stomach anything Jackson-related since, and I’m baffled at those that continue to accept MJ without a critical thought. Thanks @timgrierson.bsky.social for making me feel less crazy.

Apr 21st - It's Amp Vs Amp as Sex Bob-Omb takes on The Katayanagi Twins. Two bands enter, one band leaves at the Toronto International Battle of the Bands. 📽️📅 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh. Shh.

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Here's the HD version

All Leonardo DiCaprio movies would have been better if he hadn’t been in them. There’s a better acting performance ready to go by many many people who would have done better with every role he played.

captcha that asks you to identify which posts are jokes before replying

someone tell congress spring break has to be cancelled so they can come home and do a real fast impeachment, and then they can go back to their fundraising dinners by friday at the latest

Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

netflix lighting must be stopped

Left: a show whose writers constantly introduced major plot turns without any idea how to deal with them later. Right: a show whose creators came up with their ending early on and stuck to it, no matter the mounting evidence that it was no longer viable. Planning in TV is wildly overrated.

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

maybe baseball will fix my mental health!!

As the father of an 8 year old maybe PUT HUNTRIX ON before 9:30 pm you morons

I’ve never seen a more concerted media push that made me want to see the movie less than this Devil Wears Prada 2/Oscars collab

when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people

umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel

Mmmm, yes, very deep, much philosophical wow, let me counter with: The people building concentration camps will always be my enemy

Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate

joker: well well well, if it isn't the BAT man! my perfidious foe, that perpetual pest! his perfectly putrid presence here to pour water on my pleasant parade! batman (hungover): yeah- well- pf- ptt- FUCK you

Santa was WHITE Football is OURS Skittles are CURRENCY Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD Plants are NOT ALIVE Vests should be worn BACKWARDS Lakes are IMAGINARY Jumping is BAD Shoes are for HANDS

I mean, someone in a position of real power needs to do something. The people of Minnesota are out in the streets doing amazing things at great personal risk. And people with actual power are doing fuck all for fear of getting yelled at by assholes in airports.

I don’t want to be political… #iceout

Safe to say, we are all tired of ice