I don’t like those who say “both sides are the same,” because it’s not true. One of the parties fights tooth and nail for what they want and the other party is the Democrats

Ah, bedtime. The one time of day I’m not tired

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

Has there ever been two separate outs at the plate in a World Series game ever? Let alone in the final innings??

I’m mostly mad about the fact that it was supposed to be my last time watching the horrid commercial breaks

How nice that the first time my kids saw footage of the Twin Towers on fire was thanks to a Cuomo ad during the World Series.

John Smoltz is as if ChatGPT was a baseball commentator

Roberts had a position player pitch most of the game for some reason, so I think this is on him.

so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?

If you’re still watching the World Series after the Mariners were eliminated just know I’m quietly judging you

I’m sorry but if you give a shit about the White House I’d like to come to your house and give you a wedgie

Dan Wilson would not have been in this position of needing to go to Munoz in the seventh had he used his eyeballs to override the groupthink pre-game plan from hell to let only George Kirby face the lineup twice when he was fucking rolling.

God I hate George Springer

Louis Varland

I’d like every streaming service to know that I’ve NEVER, not once in my life wanted you to auto play your recommendation. Not once. Nor once in my entire god forsaken life have I ever wanted you to play something before I hit play. Never has that happened.

If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit

MLB's final four has been set, aka the Henry Blanco gauntlet, named for the only player to play for the Dodgers, Brewers, Blue Jays, and Mariners

Mission accomplished!

Do you not understand that Joe and I have a job to do? We have to deliberately disrespect all Yankee opponents and hype up the Yankees' chances so the Baseball Gods take it upon themselves to balance the scales. This is important work and we do it every year.

Was completely on purpose

This seems perfectly fair and balanced

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

That unnerving sensation of suddenly having your muscle memory make you tap or click in the wrong spot on a piece of software you use daily and realizing They Have Changed Something

I have never once heard a car alarm and thought, oh no, someone is breaking into a car

“Trump is going to be so great for comedy” - dude from 2017 that can eat shit

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Twins fans weighed in by the thousands, answering The Athletic's survey about the state of the team on and off the field. Full results, including grading the Pohlads, Baldelli, and Falvey, predictions for 2026, and best/worst trade deadline moves: www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Rest in piss isn’t good enough for Dobson, may he rest in a sewer pipe with constant diarrhea flowing over him

Wordle is officially scraping the bottom of the barrel

It's exciting that there's a huge portion of America out there that actually needs to see his name on the logs to believe something fucked went down. That's so beautiful. It is like a baby being told about Santa.

Wordle has run out of words apparently

I know ICE is lying but I wish it was true

I guess we should talk about the Rafael Devers trade. This one is free for all readers.

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

If you have family or friends in ICE I think it’s high time you beat the f*k out of them. If you haven’t yet, why not?

I definitely did not foresee the least funny person on planet earth doing the funniest thing possible

We get like 3 good days every quarter, crack open a cold one and shut up

once again I must tap my own sign

It took just 15 years to get from Citizens United to this

I’m so glad I have no idea what this Taco shit is all about.

It’s extremely hard to find common cause between people whose primary policy worry is people who don’t need to suffer and people whose primary policy worry is people who don’t deserve to thrive.

Jun 1st 1927 - Ellis "Red" Redding (Morgan Freeman) checked into Shawshank State Penitentiary after being found guilty of murder. Fun facts: 1) Today is Morgan's birthday 2) The mugshot photo is Morgan's son 📽️📅 The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Late to the Last of Us finale, but HBO you do NOT get to make us wait 2 full years between seasons, cut down the episode order, make us suffer through a revenge plot (my least favorite kind of plot), just to end it like that. No, sir.

Time to post it again.

Adobe is up to their old money grab shit once again, they spent a couple years baking "AI" tools into their programs and have now established a "credit" program that decides how much you can use them. Diabolical and disgusting. helpx.adobe.com/firefly/get-...

is butt legs?

JK Rowling is cruel and stupid.