#BREAKING Yard Goats unveil the "Float Your Goat" A ¼ pound all beef hot dog with chopped peppers, onions, bacon & brown mustard submerged in a glass of 100% whole goat milk

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE

POV: You're in the game ⚾️

#BREAKING Oh say can you sing?! The Yard Goats are hosting auditions for National Anthem singers at Dunkin’ Park, Americas favorite ballpark. Join us on March 1st from 9am-12pm. Limited slots are available! Reserve yours now! 👉🏼 tinyurl.com/y337jbw9

The Yard Goats will play one game as the Hartford Leaf Peepers 9/3. The Leaf Peepers is a tribute to the 10 million people who travel to New England each year to see the leaves change. Let us know what you think; we’re here to rake in your feedback. 🍂 tinyurl.com/y2a4m42a

#BREAKING Alternate Identity unlocked! Meet The Hartford Thunder Chickens. Really? Abso-Clucking-lutely! For one game only May 29th. Tickets on sale February 7, merch on sale RIGHT NOW. Thunder Chickens Merch: tinyurl.com/2vuw6au3 Learn More: tinyurl.com/mv24nwbw

#BREAKING The Yard Goats will roll out a BRAND NEW Alternate Identity ONE WEEK from today! Bouncing Pickles, Steamed Cheeseburgers, Whirlybirds… can we beat THOSE crazy names? You bet! Drop your guesses in the comments!

Tell me again how you like Winter

The Retro Brand Men's & Women's State Tees are back in stock! Rep the Goats, and the greatest state in the union, and tell 'em you've had it for years. -> tinyurl.com/3a2hvfzh

Rent a suite at Dunkin' Park for Valentine's Day... for YOUR sweetheart, or close group of friends! Your own private space, delicious meal, loaded bar, and the best view in town. Limited spots over 2 days, so book now ❤️ or break up 💔 -> shorturl.at/VNfqQ

Happy #NationalBobblheadDay to those who observe

Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah fam

I know you don't know me that well, but I'm lonely... come home

Hartford Yard Goats GM Mike Abramson is our 2024 MiLB Executive of the Year 👏 https://buff.ly/3ZyobJK

He'll fit right in with our circus

Now is the winter of our discontent

Thank you ALL so much for the support. We fell just shy, but the love was flowing and isn't that the most important thing?

Guys... if we can get to 10,000 followers by 3pm, we'll give one lucky follower a donut. Please share.

Spotify wrap but a sandwich

When you let a millennial take over the social media account🤘Huge thanks to our friends from @uconnhuskies05.bsky.social @hfdathletic.bsky.social @hartford-wolf-pack.bsky.social @connecticutsun.bsky.social

Don't hate me, but I have to share #BlackFriday info. HUGE selection of 50% off items online starting THURSDAY 12am, with an ADDITIONAL 20% off at checkout, AND free shipping. Also Flex Pack Tickets for a LIMITED TIME. Give 'em to people. Now you can go back to your spreadsheet

Read all about us in the latest issue of Cats USA! And also expert solutions to litter box problems. YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THEM

Greatest Of All Time 🐐. And a pretty good basketball coach. 

Check out BaseballAmerica's Top 10 prospects. Pretty much all (Yard) Goats -> www.baseballamerica.com/stories/colo...

New from me on @purplerow.bsky.social this morning: the 2024 @yardgoats.bsky.social were a fun team that deserved more fanfare than they got.

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