ITMFA — Impeach These Mother Fuckers Already! The best thing about these t-shirts... is people will ask you what ITMFA stands for. And when you tell them what it stands for, their reaction will tell you everything you need to know about them! shop.savage.love/products/itm...

I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and break a cello to smithereens and some musician would still vote for me.

"I never thought leopards would eat MY bassoon," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Bassoons Party." “Even the most Trump-loving members of the orchestra who’ve loved the takeover are terrified by the recent move of renaming the center." www.joemygod.com/2026/01/natl...

Trump is the thief of joy.

In a relationship, try to be in good working order, a managed disaster, not a mystery! Wisdom from @therapyjeff on the Lovecast 1000th episode! savage.love

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

That cottage is not on a private lake. It’s also not a cottage, it’s a house. Otherwise: four stars, no notes.

He was right.

Three video angles of the ICE goons shooting a woman in Minneapolis, all slowed down and zoomed in. The Department of Homeland Security says the officer acted in "self-defense".

They spent all that time complaining about crime in cities so they could implement their solution of killing people in cities.

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

He’s such a fucking camera hog that he’ll probably be running his mouth and flapping his arms in front of the cameras when he goes and we will all get to see it happen. And to be clear: this is not a call for violence. I sincerely hope he dies of natural causes at a ripe old age.

It’s the 1000th episode of the Savage Lovecast. We invited long time friends of the show to pop on and answer some questions as well: Ezra Klein, Esther Perel, Mistress Matisse, Mike Pesca, Therapy Jeff, Doc Barak, Joan Price, and more! Thank you for listening all these years!

So, if the United States attacks Denmark, the United States is obligated to defend Denmark from the United States. We’ll have to nuke us.

And his wife.

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Not the obituary I wanted to read today. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/m...

Her needs were simple. She wanted to wear a trench coat with nothing underneath and then pretend to be a high-end escort for her boyfriend. He gladly obliged and their session was full of surprises… Listen at savage.love!

Sex topic aside, I thought what @dansavage.bsky.social said here was really lovely- "You aren’t going to your parents’ house for Christmas this year — you aren’t going to your childhood home — but you’re going to be with your fiancé, GUILT, and when you’re with him, you’re home."

Everyone you know called us and said they want porn for the holidays! Good thing for you, there is 2 more weeks to gift them discounted early bird tickets to our Spring 2026 season! Buy now, change the date later. Gift porn. Spread cheer! Go to humpfilmfest.com to get your tickets!

Obsessed with the show "Heated Rivalry!" On the latest Lovecast, Mike Pesca (Host and creator of The Gist, the longest running daily news and analysis podcast) joins us to go over the particulars of the steamy Canadian show to determine how closely it hews to the sport called “hockey.”

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Hard to square the pro-natalist movement that wants to see more (white) babies making common cause with these anti-vaccine lunatics who want to see more dead babes. And yet.

Told a 22-year-old gay friend about Ted Haggard, George Rekers, and Larry Craig this morning. He didn't know who any of these men were. Remember, guys: They don't teach gay history in school. If we don't introduce them to the classics, no one will. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDQ...

The scene: it’s a secret three-way, upstairs at the party. 2 men, one woman, 2 minutes, one orgasm. To hear more salacious deets, tune in. We’ve heard of speed dating…but this is a whole other level. savage.love/lovecast

Caller: Can't sex workers just say they are making adult film if they get caught? Hear the answer at savage.love/lovecast Episode 998 (41min mark).

Impeach. The. Motherfucker. Again. Thanks @dansavage.bsky.social

If clowns raped kids like preachers rape kids it would be against the law to take a kid to the circus. www.joemygod.com/2025/12/pent...

Not the obituary I wanted to read today. www.out.com/news/adult-f...

Tomorrow on the Lovecast! We chat with Dr. Alicia Walker about her research on infidelity. Listen at savage.love/lovecast.

"BREAKING: Trump admin full of power-mad freaks and assholes" is like trying to break that @dansavage.bsky.social is gay

Tomorrow on the Lovecast! We chat with Dr. Alicia Walker about her research on infidelity. Listen at savage.love/lovecast.

We can toss "tortured and struggling" into the "every accusation is a confession" file.

Not the obituary I wanted to read today. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/m...

The dance of the seven veils shit is getting tedious.

It was her first time pegging a man, though she’d dreamed of it for years. Dream fulfilled. How did it go? What did he wear? Who brought the gear? Listen at savage.love!

Now I don't feel so bad about hating the Naked Gun reboot. www.joemygod.com/2025/12/acto...

Things I’m not mad about today: 1) @dansavage.bsky.social starting today’s Savage Love with sloth farts 😂

Do you like Dan Savage's Sex Advice column? Here's his brother NWU Chicago history and literature teacher Bill Savage's take on Ald. Villegas' proposed $1.25 surcharge on non-pharmacy retail deliveries made by motorized vehicles. bsky.app/profile/john... @dansavage.bsky.social @chicago.suntimes.com

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the HUMP Jury is meeting to choose the films for the HUMP 2026 Film Festival! We got more submissions than we've ever gotten before — thank you to all the filmmakers and performers! And you can get early bird-discounted tickets now at www.humpfilmfest.com!

If clowns raped kids as often as preachers raped kids it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. www.joemygod.com/2025/12/illi...

Great conversation on the Lovecast with Kelly Foster Lundquist, Author of Beard. 20 years after her divorce from her closeted gay husband, Lundquist writes about her experience as a “beard” and we discuss how unfair and damaging the closet can be. Listen at savage.love/lovecast

Chatted with author Kelly Foster Lundquist about her amazing and moving new memoir, Beard: A Memoir of a Marriage. Listen on Tuesday's episode at savage.love/lovecast or wherever you get your pods!

Hear the harrowing tale of the masochist lad who walked into the dungeon and ended up getting flogged…a lot. Did he like it? Would he do it again? Listen at savage.love and find out. Do you have a tale to tell? Write it up and send it in: [email protected]

This looks perfect for the upcoming January feast holiday. @dansavage.bsky.social

Not the obituary I wanted to read today. variety.com/2025/music/n...

Caller: “We’ve been getting a little rough… choking, restraints… but we’re total beginners. Is there a starter kit for BDSM that isn’t overwhelming?” Listen at savage.love/lovecast (14min mark).

The caller saw online there's been an uptick in monkeypox. He's got the vaccine but he's worried? We brought in the expert, Dr. Carlton to set the record straight! Listen at savage.love/lovecast