Strom Thurmond, Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott...South Carolina has a tradition of homosexual Senators (Thurmond's ridiculous accent was the result of years of surreptitious blow jobs). So, we must assume, they now welcome Darline the Dyke?

Yes, he was indeed 'flaming' and, in the great hereafter he is ablaze. Dress code at the funeral: horns, pointy tail, and sequins!

I stand corrected. He was at home and not, as seemed more likely, on the kneeling side of a Charleston glory hole. It is still accurate to say, regardless, that he was found in the closet. But, by whom? Grindr contact or Young Republican member? (But, I repeat myself...).

Lindsey Graham's cause of death...first time I've heard 'choking to death on cock in an airport bathroom' described as 'a short and sudden illness.' His press staff are amazing. Toodaloo, motherfucker.

#BlackCountry This puts the West Midlands tram-stop announcement, "Please allow other passengers to GET OFF before boarding the tram," in a whole new light: www.expressandstar.com/news/images-...

Perhaps -- and stop me if this is a naive suggestion -- something like a "Department of Education" at the federal level might be in order:

Qatari Air Force One is essentially a flying Hezbollah pager. Can we get Trump to load Vance, Mike Johnson, Rubio, the rest of the cabinet on board to take a little joy ride out over international waters?

Remember how surprising it was when Israel blew up all those Hezbollah pagers to which the human beings carrying the pagers did not know an enemy government had tampering access? Maybe today...

He may do it for you himself . . . maybe today.

Maybe today...something at the Nato dinner that's fatty or maybe something that causes a reaction with his medications. Still, having a beam drop on him next to the bunker construction site would be good, too. So long as there are fluids you shouldn't see -- but do -- from many camera angles.

Great. Let's hope his support for Farage has the same results as it did for the Knicks and US Men's soccer.

Maybe today....

...with MY reputation? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xusx...

From the archive, Meet Rack 30 Pack Marathon (2008)...way to be: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Fj...

Trumpistan's grassy plains and some cattle grazing thereupon:

Mike Johnson's head about to be devoured by a vagina-esque alien:

Maybe today’s the day.

Is he dead, yet?

Metaphor

#HashHouseHarriers run on beer:

Here's Trump ending the war between sleep and consciousness. No one will ever call him "woke".

I have been so wrong to call America "Trumpistan" lo these last 18 months. It truly is "White Trashistan" :

I'm still completely atheist BUT this would be compelling evidence of the existence of God if I had any doubts about my position:

#8647

They seemed to be celebrating the Epstein files at the Correspondents Dinner with a round of blowjobs, based on this photo:

Our most cherished ally. #IDF

Dead, yet?

How do you break Markwayne's finger? Punch him (or anyone arms length from him) in the nose.

Markwayne's daughter told him she was pregnant and he asked her, "are you sure it's yours?"

Markwayne was driving to the new job with Kristi Noem and when they got there they locked the keys in the car, then had to get a coathanger to get Corey Lewandoski out.

Met Markwayne at his local bar and was going to tell him one of my Markwayne jokes. He stopped me pointing out two ex-con bikers, the bouncer, and the bartender noting they were all his brothers. "You still want to tell me that joke?" "No," I said, I don't want to have to explain it five times."

Markwayne was late visiting Trump because he got trapped on a stuck escalator.

Markwayne Mullin and RFKJr were driving out to go bear hunting. The happened upon a fork in the road with a sign that read, "BEAR LEFT," so they went home.

Markwayne Mullin comes home from his first day at DHS to find Corey Lewandoski fucking his wife. Markwayne pulls out a hand gun and holds it to his own head, then yells, "what are you two laughing at...you're next."