Tried to do stealthy night water bottle fill Banged the hell out of my shin in the dark Still learning every day

Somehow I found Pink Floyd The Wall sweatshorts in Colorado for $6 four years ago and they remain the ultimate pajamas And yes I fall asleep listening to The Wall backward just for that one secret message where you're supposed to mail in the secret message c/o "The Funny Farm"

Okay this is indeed a very weird situation because usually my friends listen to me when I say no. They are hellbent on getting me to go on a date with this woman.

Yeah I haven't been like actually upset about a basketball game like that in about a decade.

lmao tap the fuckin' breaks on "wemby deserves a one-game suspension"

It's been legal to push off San Antonio defenders all night and I'm rarely a "fuck these refs" person

How many offensive fouls y'all gonna allow Minny?

Alright well my mom answered 0/4 phone calls today so there's only so much I can do

(to the tune of Faeries Wear Boots) The Dawgs spent a lot to get Ant-Man on campus Pre-NIL and some financial lies Took some more cash to get his commitment I saw it, I saw it, .500 through Crean's eyes

Guards looking great, Kornet looking great. I never expect this sort of stuff with VW out of a game to go so smoothly, you can't expect anything, but the fact that it doesn't surprise me that we succeed with weird lineups feels very dynasty era and I'm enjoying it.

I actually like how people call that heartless fuckwad war criminal such an annoying nickname like "Bibi" it's the cherry on top of hating Netanyahu for being evil.

Another missed foul call.

So while there's a break in basketball, this happened today: Married friends trying desperately to get me to date their friend. Said repeatedly I do not want to date for a long time. She's like, cool and all, but I am being bombarded with "SO WHAT DID YOU THINK UPON MEETING HER?"

I don't have an issue calling that a flagrant two on Wemby. They won't call a damn foul in our favor though. Randle just got away with another.

Let's just push Harrison Barnes while he's on the ground. Use the damn whistle, refs.

Randle got away with a push-off hardcore smh

Okay that was not at all a defensive foul c'mon.

San Antonio can't lose on Mother's Day because it will make my mom sad

Piss poor timing for your first career ejection. Gonna need the guards to step up, but yeah Minny's gonna win this one by 8-12 points is my current outlook.

Well that fuckin' sucks.

Wemby ya can't do that

Reggie Miller just said "approvement" lol

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Surprise! Traffic near Krog St. Market for dinner on Mother's Day was bad! Just got back all sweaty and threw on the home Ginobili.

"More like thrust the process am I right?" -Knicks fan somewhere

Mario Kart Cobain

i am her most thoughtful child

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Friends' last baby is a few days overdue now and I really hope she doesn't to go into labor today of all days

Just once I want to hear an infielder mic'd up during a game saying "we want a batter, not a broken ladder."

Not Bobby Cox :( Damn this week sucked

Huh. So my friends, married, are both very far left, anti-maga, etc. Their 11 y/o son noticed the "Fuck Trump" sticker on my water bottle and was like "why don't you like him?" Y'all need to talk politics at least a tiny bit with your older kids. Not my kids so I'm not gonna do it. Just surprised.

Watching travel videos of northern towns in Canada. I've been to Canada a lot. One of my dad's best friends through work is Canadian so we'd visit a ton. I miss Canada.

So I saw the clip of players on Minnesota's bench jumping in a San Antonio player's peripheral vision as he shoots. That's gotta be a tech, but it's Tony Brothers soooooo. Tech or not, that's bitch-ass loser behavior. Eat that L, Minny.

give a man a shitpost, he'll repost for a day teach a man to shitpost,,,,,,,,,

Hawthorne Depths send skeet

I wish Jar Jar Binks was just Rip Taylor

Results of my friends letting their children name their dogs (different families, no ranking) 1. Happy 2. Woofie 3. Lovely 4. Dog Dog (formally: Doug) 5. Dr. Cool Beans 6. Beans 7. Beanz 8. Beans 9. Beans 10. Beans

It is a breezy Friday and I am playing guitars outside with my friend and I gotta say it feels nice

We have almost too many projects going on this summer, some shit's gonna have to get delayed. Thankfully one of the bands I'm working for already said "instead of January, July" so that stresses me out significantly less.

Lord grant me the strength to not be a control freak if I don't like somebody's bass part if I can improve it, grant the with wisdom to power through knowing it's not my song and I'm just a goddamn cog, I am grateful somebody wants me to play guitar, I will not slap a fool, in Dio's name, amen.

Hell yeah dude our band got hired to do some background shit for some solo artist I've never heard of and his music is meh but pay me to jump (play guitar) and I say how high (am I allowed to be in a studio)

Better Homes And Gardens by SNFU

We need to being back calling people chucklefucks when deserved

I have certain sensory issues and I absolutely loathe people touching my back, specifically. Even my shoulders. It regularly hurts so badly at this juncture I may actually have to face my fears and get a massage. I will hate it until the very end.

I have overall lived a hectic adult life but I just realized that from my last birthday until my next one, I have lived in: 1. Athens, GA 2. Durham, NC, 3. Savannah, GA 4. Atlanta, GA That's a lot even for me. I am tired.

I still have no interest in dating and now I've been thrown into "I hate my best friend's boyfriend, can you flirt with her so she leaves him?" GIRL NO, NOT MY PIG NOT MY FARM

I will never, ever get tired of the 2009-2013 chillwave/dream pop era. Specifically, I love Washed Out just as much today as the day I first heard Life Of Leisure.

I can get into the aquarium for free on my birthday as long as I have a Georgia driver's license?! I know what I'm doing next weekend!