I’ve said for a while that the moment I realized we were into something that wasn’t just normal politicking anymore was the quote litter boxes in schools“ thing. They didn’t even bother to fake a picture of it. They just asserted it happened. And people went along with it.

> owning machine guns, which is a constitutionally protected right in the U No the fuck it’s not and do not speak this evil into the world

- how those choices are reacted to by Democratic politicians, Democratic controlled Congresses and Administrations, and democratic institutions is something that more people in positions of power and responsibility need to be thinking much harder and much longer about

(this is the moderate position)

So when can you start

[Trump begins openly assassinating political opponents] SCHUMER: Once again Trump is trying to distract the American people from the rising price of eggs

Real black pilled on the military. The oath means absolutely nothing at all, apparently. Happy to be praetorians, just as long as the check clears.

It’ll be interesting to see what real competition does to Fox News. Most likely outcome is a race to the MAGA bottom, but it’s also possible that one or the other carves out space for Lincoln Project types

I really want to know who elected Democrats think they represent. Who exactly is the “overthrow Maduro but with Process” constituency? Where are they in this big tent of ours?

America is not going to be rescued from utter fascism by Democrats, at least not those currently in power.

/2 You can measure the spine of a Democrat by whether the ritual denunciation of Maduro comes in the first paragraph or the second or third.

Whoever you are in the coming days, don’t be this man, who has not learned a single fucking thing over the past year.

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

A year into this and still every statement on every issue from Schumer and Jeffries starts with a paragraph of throat clearing about how Trump is kind of right

lol Schumer's response is literally to say this is a distraction from grocery prices. Beyond parody man.

Israel is of course overjoyed

This man is masturbating in public

Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.

I swear to god, a kid I went to high school with who was posting the “Harris will send me to war” memes reposted this with “we’re so back”

All loyal, no opposition

Pay attention to which Democrats say stuff like this, and which ones complain that Trump didn’t give Congress enough notice

suddenly feeling a powerful, Proustian urge to listen to Iraq War era stupid rock music in other words it’s a Drowning Pool and System of a Down kind of morning

Wait what? Why are we talking about Cuba now?

As always I also have to remind people that Venezuela in particular is an extremely polarised society where family members have often stopped talking to each other over their politics so I urge some caution before you take any individual Venezuelan's take on this as the settled will of the people

Next Democratic president should nationalize Amazon as revenge

Maureen Dowd seppuku when

Enabling act passes with 8 Democrats

4. Strongly worded authorization for the use of military force

Hey remember when dumbass libs said the military was too well-trained to follow obviously unlawful orders

Every other country should boycott LA 2028 like it’s 1936, and any that doesn’t should be condemned as Nazi collaborators

Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.

I sure hope nobody gets any funny ideas now that straight-up kidnapping leaders of sovereign states off their domestic soil is apparently chill

*kidnapped

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

I miss when the worst thing Larry Ellison ruined was Sun Microsystems

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

After a contentious toddler bathtime with screaming and crying, I settle down next to my wife. WIFE: what was all that about? ME:

One of the most important tools in the lawyer’s persuasive toolbox is framing. Take this excellent example, from my toddler, earlier today; “Please don’t take away my toys!” … “Please don’t take away…the toys…that *Santa* gave me.”

as a wise man once said

I used to say the Constitution

Back in ~2018, liberals on Twitter treated Lyman Stone as if he were a fair dealer. Note the “I would take other Africans” rhetoric. He’s very good at persuading morons that he’s not a rank racist

And please, PLEASE let us not forget that time in 2023 when Karen Smith was elected President of the school board in Bucks County, Pa and swore her oath on a stack of banned books. The most gangsta oath ever! Just brilliant. www.edweek.org/leadership/t...

First edition Hart & Wechsler

R E D P L E N T Y

Kiddo at 2.75 has a solid ear. Nearly always hits the notes bang-on. Belts like it’s her job. Gonna make my Von Trapp Family Singers dreams come true yet

New York Times editorial board fucking S E E T H I N G at this callout rn

The NYC Caliphate has begun in the year 1447 AH

RIP Isaiah Whitlock Jr. #FilmSky #TVSky

This is incitement. The Suffolk County DA should prosecute him to the hilt.