Well don't I feel stupid

If I told a Judge in open court that I had never seen a document and it was revealed that I had in fact signed that document, my career in the law would be over,

Microphone dropped. I mean, seriously.

Are you saying that Marc Cohn was lying to us all this time?

Escalators can be vicious if they're only wounded.

Bought a barrow just to wheel something.

Replace ‘rock’ with ‘block’ in song lyrics 🎶 Here I am Block you like a hurricane 🎶

So he enrages her and then stabs her until she’s dead?

*speechless*

“.. I absolutely couldn’t care less what he [Trump] thinks about me … He’s the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he’d be consigned to the trash heap of history.” @time.com time.com/7319963/bruc...

Charlie who?

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.

GTFO WITH THIS CRAP.

And what, pray tell, might that be exactly

Just read this fantastic novella. Honestly, the end choked me up.

It is rare to someone embrace the legacy of Lieutenant Gorman so wholeheartedly.

What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Harold Holt made the cut?

This person will be paid around $46million this year alone. en.mediamass.net/people/megyn...

The way Chotiner just blandly gets people to tell on themselves is incredible.

Don't call me in the middle of the night no more Don't expect me to be there Don't think that It'll be the way it was before I'm not over you yet and I don't think I care And I don't want to be your friend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7ly...

I've never barracked for Geelong, and I don't have autism, so clearly Geelong causes autism

Used to set the VCR to record this classic at 4.00am every Saturday morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPhI...

You know those teen horror movies where they try to kill someone by turning the knob on the tanning bed up to supposedly fatal levels? Just saying.

Its time to commemorate the 30th anniversary of SE7EN (1995) by sharing William Shatner’s SE7EN parody from the 1996 MTV Movie Awards.

Tomorrow! Quick! What are y'all wearing to the rapture?

"The millions of people who took a clear meaning from my obvious words are all wrong, dammit."

I needed this lol.

Same energy

Drop some snakes

Didn't what's-his-name Targaryen say something like this right before being summarily executed by Khal Drago?

Technologically advance a band. Rage Against the Computer

Read the whole thread. I can also say (from professional experience) that a non-trivial amount of divorced men assume that their former wives can just 'start an OnlyFans' and live in luxury forevermore without needing silly things like child support.

Social media after a Collingwood loss is amazing. This is the same guy, in consecutive replies to a post about Craig McRae attempting to steer the narrative after a Collingwood loss.

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

I AM ON THE FLOOR.

😁 youtube.com/shorts/sm-Vd...

I went through the hour special and outside of the "I'm a Christian and family man" stuff here's all two minutes of him actually talking, and you can see why ABC didn't air this

I completed 18 years of education, and I still don't know the difference between 'flammable' and 'inflammable'.

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever sat next to your partner while she watched This Is Spinal Tap for the first time, laughing till she cried?

Wilbur to Charlotte.

If your novel is set in the recent, pre-cellphone past and your plot depends on a dilemma that would now be resolved with a simple phone call, make sure the reader understands that by having a character say, "Too bad cellphones don't exist yet."

Favourite 10 TV comedies in alphabetical order Arrested Development Frontline (Australian) Futurama M*A*S*H Red Dwarf Scrubs The Simpsons The Thick of It The Wonder Years Yes (Prime) Minister

Did you hear about the bluebird spy? He has a license to trill.

Movies that dudebros take EXACTLY the wrong message from. Wall Street Fight Club American Psycho

Who’s your ultimate dinner party? Six people, living or dead. You just get to watch. Or participate. Whatever. Alphabetically : Molly Ivins John Mortimer Dorothy Parker Gough Whitlam Malcolm X Michelle Yeoh

It never ceases to amaze me how many individuals genuinely believe that, under fascism, bad things will only happen to other people who surely deserve it.

And me, I'm sitting here Nothing much has changed You broke my heart to pieces, babe But that's nothing strange Well, I ain't angry That's all come and gone My arms are still wide open, girl To catch you when you fall www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVvw...

Happy 60th birthday to David Wenham, who has always understood the assignment.

Surely I'm not the only one to notice that pretty much any woman who works for Trump in any capacity is white and conventionally very attractive?