Drop a SLAP. youtu.be/2UrB8TI5El4?...

The death penalty is literally never justified, either morally or on a practical level.

M.U.L.E.

Top 5 in alphabetical order : Aladdin The Fisher King Hamlet (1996) Insomnia The World According to Garp

I will never forgive the (brilliant) movie Reversal of Fortune for leading me to believe that Alan Dershowitz was a principled crusader for justice.

Eric Clapton's acoustic version of 'Layla'.

Much Ado About Nothing.

Unlimited toilet paper, you say? *that’s* your lede?

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

The logical endpoint of this madness is that Trump will eventually release the Epstein files to distract from the Epstein files.

What exactly *do* the birds and the bees get up to when we’re not around?

You’re at swings. I need you at roundabouts.

I’d loathe this whether or not I had children, but as a father of a 15-year-old, I particularly want this evil woman to be fired directly into the sun.

It’s hardly the most important point, but this twit’s beard looks like it was spray-painted on.

TFW you use chess as a metaphor without having ever actually played chess.

Happy 78th birthday to Joe Mantegna, who has always understood the assignment.

epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open

I share you with the one who will Mend what falls apart And turn a blind eye To the thief of your heart www.youtube.com/watch?v=zON0...

If the possibility of criticism is not accepted, praise is meaningless.

'Pundits'.

"The self-explanatory 'Raging Moderates' "

This reply was my favorite

Happy 82nd birthday to Wallace Shawn, who has always understood the assignment.

Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films

This joke is so dad it complains about how modern music is nothing but noise.

[interrogation room] good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go suspect: thank you cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*

This thread *immediately* brought this to mind youtu.be/GKfHcas_cZg?...

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Why does he have his hand on or near her back for the first five seconds? What a creep.

Both these actors were in Return of the Jedi. At the time (and still now) the actor on the right was older than the actor on the left.

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Don Henley has the unique gift of making a valid point in the most arrogant and unlikable manner that is humanly possible.

Schumer is complicit or powerless, and I'm genuinely unsure as to which is the worse option.

Drop something BLACK 🎩🐦‍⬛🖤🕷️🐈‍⬛

HE POSTED A PICTURE OF THE ODYSSEY. seriously, this guy.

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."

Only Trump could say these two sentences consecutively : 1. "Look, life is not so easy for anybody." 2. "Our country has never done better."

Librarian: "Can I help you?" Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“ Librarian: "Clairvoyance?" Me: "No..." Librarian: "That'll work one day."

I can't believe Alison doesn't want to know all about the 'stratergy' of Communist China. OR IS SHE IN ON IT TOO.......?!

On Remembrance Day : “I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.” - Gen. William Sherman

This is not only failing to read the room, this is failing to even open the book.

I mean

My post on Gough: "Gough dreamed of a country that never was, and asked why not?" thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...