Maybe (and bear with me here) you should ask *them*.

No words.

Ohhhh, that guilt's gonna linger.

After telling my date (over dinner) a story about my ex and her new fiancee, we literally ran into said ex and fiancee fifteen minutes later while buying ice creams.

Move over, Shakespeare.

Me at the beginning of 2025 vs me at the end of 2025

"The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, Lenny. It's whether you're paranoid *enough." - 'Strange Days' (dir K. Bigelow).

In 1986, 'Crocodile' Dundee made more money at the box office than Aliens, Pretty in Pink, Hoosiers and Labyrinth COMBINED.

Trump is genuinely befuddled by people acting against their personal financial interest. It is incomprehensible to him. I'm reminded of how Sauron was defeated because he couldn't contemplate the idea of someone destroying the One Ring rather than using it.

When people like Pelosi claim that [left-wing] Democrats and [centrist] Democrats should never run against each other, their suggested solution is never that the centrist should back down.

Damn, I wish Patrick Stewart had done more comedy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1IR...

My friend Michelle said I was 'sexist', but what else would you expect from a woman?

Zelenskyy made the mistake of neglecting to bring a big gold cup and then giving it to Trump, proclaiming him the winner of the 'Ukraine Diplomacy Prize' or some such.

TRAVEL WINE BUTTER

LOONEY DUNES

Basically the whole movie, but this segment is particularly amazing youtu.be/qRwXGlJJFuQ?...

This is not only racist AF, it is simply *terrible* writing.

Walked past Jeff Fenech (complete with boxing gloves necklace) in the Melbourne CBD while I was wearing a billboard advertising Priceline.

Ruin two bands by combining them The Rolling Stone Roses

Brigitte Bardot was an awful racist and homophobe btw but yeah she was also pretty I guess

Think I'm going to start a social media campaign arguing that Trump shouldn't be allowed to fire handguns during his Cabinet meetings and see where his reflexive spite takes us.

Police Academy. I watched that whole scene involving the podium and had *no idea* what was going on.

See also : Bobby Fischer

Laura finally catches up to the rest of us.

Pokémon Go

Share a great female villain. An amazing performance. Owned the screen.

How I’m walking out of 2025

Drop a NON-MEDICAL DOCTOR.

Amplify a movie title. Greatfellas

John Amos was born this day in 1939 and sadly passed away in 2024. He always understood the assignment.

It's almost like (and bear with me here) they want to slam the door shut behind them.

The perfect job for me would be as the 'before' picture in any number of commercials.

SHE IS JEWISH THEREFORE SHE IS ABOVE CRITICISM YOU MONSTERS.

In the era of the PDF, the 'time' that the DOJ is spending on the Epstein files is mainly redacting the Trumpster and his mates.

I have found the perfect summary of how governments deal with climate change. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHw...

Drop a NON-MEDICAL DOCTOR.

100%

Semi-seriously I would give MVP of that Test to the crowd. #Ashes

Not the worst idea.

Ben Kingsley’s birth name is Khrishna Pandit Bhanji, and yet I have seen his casting as Gandhi being described as whitewashing a number of times!

Name your fave film about friendship. IYKYK

I genuinely believe a negative number of people saw this film.

As enunciated by Sam Gamgee

My daughter once said my singing was ‘worse than Russell Crowe in Les Miserables’.

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

#DrWho #DoctorWho #TheSimpsons This could be amazing!

The blatant ‘freedom of speech for me but not thee’ is breathtaking.