London today - Prodigy tonight, and hopefully Arsenal tomorrow if I can find a spare ticket. If anyone knows of one, please let me know 🙏🏻

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

Also Arsenal Twitter circa 2015.

I’m guessing Marvel/Disney+ have given up or are a lot less fussy about spoilers given this week’s episode of Daredevil features a pretty big spoiler on the programme page and the photo accompanying the episode. Definitely feels like they used to be a lot more cautious about these things in the past

Priceless post from the official White House social media

People literally buying less fuel because it got too expensive. This doesn’t end well for the rest of the economy. #DemandDestruction

Only three more Chelsea managers until Christmas. 🎄

Sure some ex-Arsenal players can be a bit embarrassing but thankfully none appear to be arguing with an AI about chemtrails so I suppose at least that is something.

“Here’s what losing four games in a row taught me about B2B sales”

Looks like Atletico (a) sold out to all Golds. Along with gambling and booking flights to Barcelona before the first leg of the quarters (albeit it with enough time to get to Madrid), our season going down the toilet, I was presented with a sold out tab earlier which would have finished me off.

"Ayatollah, babe, put away the gun, this is peace talks, not television".

“Ayatollah, bubby, I’m your white knight!” Yes I can very much imagine this.

too good not to share from another platform:

My first day as Bluesky’s Chief Technical Officer seems to be going well.

Rumours of 100% in person ticket collection for Arsenal’s away semi at Madrid. Makes sense but I do wonder how they plan to deal with people who have taken an elderly relatives ticket or something like that. Wouldn’t surprise me if they done a covid style amnesty again if they keep doing this.

Just put a ticket on ticket exchange for tonight but it’s not gone yet. Probably not helped by there permanently being a queue of about 2500 in the box office.

I hope the pub sells nothing but weird beers and ales you have never heard of and giant salamis. And have a bakery section obviously. “Pint of Běir and a cronut please.”

What’s up with the Arsenal box office at 8.30 in the morning?

I have no interest in these films and don’t claim to be an expert but exactly how much money do films need to make to be classed as “successful”? That’s a crazy amount of money even today.

Got a bit obsessed with this UK national power grid tracker website. Current price of electricity is currently very negative which as far as I understand means people are being paid to take energy out the grid because there’s too much being generated by renewables etc. grid.iamkate.com

Getting in nice and early with Roberto De Spursy.

When my daughter moved to university I secretly packed her a framed copy of this photo. Legend. RIP.

Given all the conversations about Odegaard as a captain, I thought this was very interesting and insightful from someone who has actually been captained by him for years. www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/...

Good that Disney+ and HBO Max are now included with my Sky subscription. In other unrelated news I recently got an email from Sky saying the cost of my subscription is going up by £10 a month.

You are right. It’s never gonna finish is it? @stephenkb.bsky.social

Go Salah more like. Sorry, it’s been a rough few days.

Du du du shame about the Tottenham

This Eze news true? That he’s out?

This Eze news true? That he’s out?

This Eze news true? That he’s out?

This Eze news true? That he’s out?

Don’t peak too soon on cup final days

Topspurs fans arriving at Tottenham Hale for their relegation cup final while we head to Wembley is it?

Keys, wallet, phone…

LinkedIn Liam adding “Open to work” to his profile.

Everton are a decent side. Think it got lost slightly in the euphoria of the way the game finished last week but that was a very good result.

L1am R0senior or something.

This is like a Premier League game from the 90s. Slightly chaotic. Just missing a dodgy pitch and Martin Tyler and Andy Gray on commentary.

I know it's non Arsenal related, however this is still one of my favourites. 🤣