What would Ray Parlour do? #WWRPD

The kit I wore today is 14 years old 😭😭😭

Pretty sure I have items of clothing older than Max Dowman. What a night.

Thought this was a spoof. Surely he’s just taking the piss now. This is like one of those headline generators.

The Premier League's strength in depth will be the reason Premier League teams don't win the Champions League consistently: PSG, Bayern, the Spanish giants can play in second gear in the league most weeks in a way the English clubs can't and it'll often show in April and May.

Well at least Chelsea got to enjoy the ball being on the centre spot quite a few times.

Time to sub off Donnarumma?

Maybe it was Bodo/Glimt who got the easy draw and route to the final?

Music after a goal? Disallow it imho.

I know it’s basically blasphemy but Saka has got a little bit predictable. Not sure what you do about it. When it works it’s unstoppable it just rarely works anymore.

Fuck you LinkedIn and your recommended jobs.

Because when you react to everything as if it is another bit of culture war bullshit there is no such thing as a stupid question.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

hmm

5pur2 or something

Tottnum fans discussing away days next season. This will be their last trip abroad, innit.

I’m not an expert but dropping your goalie, conceding three, subbing your regular goalie back on and conceding a fourth, all within the first 22 minutes is the act of man about to be sacked.

Who did Spurs get in the FA Cup?

Wrote about how the simple world of influencers, rage baiters and Big Voices are starting to feel obsolete in a time where our reality is becoming more fractured and murky open.substack.com/pub/tomusher...

Sometimes I think it must be nice to be this stupid.

And yet both clubs, and indeed all PL clubs, posting regularly on there. As I’ve said before it wouldn’t even need them to close their twitter profiles, just begin cross posting elsewhere as a back up.

Is this good for an economy that grew 0.1% in the previous quarter?

Physical Media For Life. #PMFL

Mickey Thomas of Wrexham sighting…

BBC news feed capturing Pure Brent

Remember when LinkedIn Liam gave it large & talked about respect when one of our coaching staff dared to step on their side of the pitch during a warm up? This was Chelsea’s huddle whilst Villa were waiting to kick off.

This is the most LinkedIn, Jake Humphrey, motivational lifestyle influencer bullshit I have ever read.

Anyway nice to have a week off from the stress of the league.

A few extenuating circumstances but some of the fringe players don’t help themselves sometimes. Jesus, Martinelli and a few others didn’t look interested.

Well that was certainly a football match that Arsenal won.

When your parents insist you come to church with them on Christmas morning and you just want to open your presents.

Even little things like having to search fixtures by month is annoying and stupid. Just have the ability to scroll through all the fixtures from 1 page & give the date there ffs.

You can tell it crossed the mind of the ref to book Calafiori there but realised he’d let about 75 fouls go for Mansfield so far so probably best he leave it.

The advert for the new Arsenal app was brilliant but I’m not a fan of the app itself. I’ve seen people moaning about it so thought perhaps it just wasn’t for “us” but when something as basic as “which channel is showing our game today” is missing from the match info page maybe it still needs work.

Fulham have won against Spurs and lost to West Ham in their last two games. They play Forest in the league next and can complete the funniest run of games ever.

My enthusiasm for this film just fell through the floor. What the hell is going on in that picture.

"Hold talks"...This is getting utterly ridicuous. As Brian Glanville said (and said again, and again), "it's football. It doesn't matter". I'm a bit more concerned by crooks, criminals, autocratic states and dodgy private equity funds buying our clubs myself, but priorities, eh.

Interesting that Arsenal are doing full collections for the away Leverkusen game and it has gone down to all gold members. Quite a tight turnaround between the draw and the game to be fair but reckon the collection thing has definitely had an impact. Shame flights are £400 now.