Sky are in big trouble. I know they are part of Comcast now but they were already about to lose all the HBO stuff as HBO Max was launching next year but this makes things even more precarious. Their movie selection on Cinema has also got…interesting recently.

Spare for tonight. NB lower block 10. £31.80 FV. Need a membership to transfer to. Please share.

Go home Fulham you are drunk.

My first day as Arsenal’s fitness coach seems to be going well.

Arsenal.

Max Dowman is ridiculous.

15.

The game has gone.

Before someone asks yes it’s my first day at the OBR and yes it’s going very well thanks for asking.

Game of Thrones is the obvious answer. People were obsessed with the earlier twists and turns and it never gets mentioned in best of lists now. Heroes had one good season but just ran out of ideas. Arguably The Simpsons? Anyway who is looking forward to Stranger Things…

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Genuine lol at this image. It’s art.

Matey is never gonna have a hair cut again is he?

The power of Ian Wright

You should be watching Pluribus on Apple TV if you’re not already.

That felt like the real deal today.

Lol and he has tagged Richarlison on it 😂

4rsena1 more like etc and so on.

Enjoyed this week’s Pluribus, the new Apple TV show from the guy that made Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul. Surprised to not see more chat about it. Bit of a weird one but probably not helped by the shit name. Rhea Seehorn is great.

Does anyone know if Arsenal restock the retro kits they have special releases of? Particularly this one as they don’t have the size I am after currently.

I don’t want news organisations to report on oh this website is down during these type of things. I want to hear about someone’s internet connected cat feeder going haywire and causing an angry cat situation or somebody’s pointlessly connected I dunno fridge or something losing the plot.

During this cloudflare outage, let me supply you with this wisdom of the ages: “single point of failure” can be sung to the tune of “all the single ladies”

Unable to use any websites but also unable to do any work and “X” is down.

It’s giving me…

florence pew: thread

Holy shit what a story.

Santander Bank: We will send your card and PIN separately for security. Also Santander Bank: We will however send it at the same time so they come in the same post, just in different envelopes.

Well played FT, well played.

Arn3 Sl0t more like and so on.

“To be an Arsenal fan - to be a leftist. They are an intertwined experience.” - @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Real Madrid are shite.

Max Dow-not-quite-a-Man-yet more like.

This makes no sense and I can’t really explain it as he cost £100m and is generally regarded as one of the best midfielders in the world but somehow feels like Declan Rice is a little underrated. “Underrated” is such a nonsense term anyway but feels like he should get even more love.

I love Mikel Arteta’s big strong lads who aren’t even intimidated by the big Frankenstein monster wearing 25.

Are penalties set pieces?

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

The Crystal Palace league cup game is probably just the first of many situations like this. If you just keep increasing the number of games you are going to get these situations more frequently. All that will happen is the number and severity of injuries will increase.

Some people say we live in the dumbest timeline but to those people I say this opens up the possibility of Buzz Aldrin decking Kim Kardashian so perhaps it’s not all bad.