Me rn after seeing the Spurs - Fulham score

These continual shots of endlessly pissed off Eagles fans are better than any Thanksgiving dessert.

In the league since the start of October, David Raya has twice as many clean sheets (4) as saves (2).

Find a more miserable existence than this. Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything. He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.

Had a similar moment when realising that Ricky California was born two weeks after "It's only Ray Parlour". Not a fan of it.

Top PL midfields generally have a physical monster plus one or two others who can run all day: Rice/Zubmendi for Arsenal, Caicedo/Fernandez for Chelsea, Rodri/Gonzalez/Foden for City. They're technically as good as the better continental midfields and can run all over them physically.

We can hear them crying at the lane…

Needs to be Fat Granit Xhaka, or a version of Angle or Taker that can still move, which, well… bsky.app/profile/figh...

He wasn’t gonna win the title, because of what his act was, the existing plans were, and the lads they had arriving imminently, but the entrance for Orange at 3:03 here and how Kenneth and PAC sold for him put him in the No Mercy 2001 RVD hope spot. Well done to all involved. youtu.be/YZclm44nwSw

Hello, my friend, we meet again It's been a while, where should we begin? Feels like forever Within my heart are memories Of perfect love that you gave to me Oh, I remember When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others, we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes

Belfast youth football coach expelled after posting cocaine prices on league group chat

column on jude bellingham and the media. race is an issue, of course. but it's also the fact that bellingham has no time whatsoever for the core belief of english football: that england is the centre of the footballing universe www.theguardian.com/football/202...

They gave Becky Lynch a Karen wig for the new Star Trek show collider.com/starfleet-ac...

In a vacuum, I’d back us over 2 legs in a heartbeat against anyone that isn’t PSG or City. However, given we’re competing in multiple competitions, it’ll also be helpful to avoid English teams in the QF. More helpful still to put it to bed in the 1st leg so we can rotate for the 2nd before City (h)

Glad Bayern presented us with some rotations, particularly between their FBs and CMs, as that’s something we haven’t seen yet this season and gives us something new to work on in training. Laimer in particular played Saka very well, but he had decent help doubling and even at times a triple lock.

Curtis Jones’ interview nailed it. Liverpool are atrocious in 1v1 play. Don’t win tackles, don’t win headers, don’t beat defenders on the dribble, can’t stop dribblers. Pretty on the ball but weak as piss. Lovely stuff.

Just saw the Van Dijk penalty he complained about

Getting to slander Harry Kane all night for being a bottler and a shirker who hides in the centre circle waiting for one of his teammates to win a penalty, the game simply doesn't get more beautiful than this

Obviously we go about it in a different way to some of our great teams of the past but that 2nd half performance was right up there with some of the best we’ve seen. We do look better in CL though where teams are more inclined not to just park the bus like we encounter most weeks in the PL.

As funny as their result is to non-Liverpool fans, they weren't actually that bad in the first half and could've been 3-1 up. Could have also equalised to make it 2-2. They're now on the other end of the fine margins they were riding in the first month of this season and throughout the previous two

Wanna feel old? That lil fella who scored for Bayern today, he was born the day before the Eduardo Birmingham game

Wheeling it out again because why not.

Chelsea are 7th and Spurs 16th. We play both in the weekends around the playoff round. Looks like we'll be more rested than at least one of them.

Can’t we clone that ref who looks like Trossard? He always seems to be decent. This cunt tonight…

Spent ages flip flopping on Rice as a 6 or and 8 but turns out he’s a 14 because he’s both. Honestly what a fucking signing. The PTSD and my negative nature will never allow me to truly believe but please let this team win something big, they deserve it so much. Long way to go. Big one Sunday.

Superb composure from Martinelli for the goal, but I’m afraid someone may refer him to Action Against Elder Abuse for what he’s done to Uncle Neuer there

Probably the most tactically adventurous side we’ve faced this season. We’ve mostly dealt well with what they’ve sent our way, except the goal and the following 5 minutes of brain farts. Can see legs and minds tiring over the next 25. Let’s see what Martinelli and Odegaard can bring to the party.

Rice is shooting sharp in the warm-up. Fancy him to score tonight. Also wouldn’t be surprised if he picks up a tactical yellow to serve his suspension against Brugge and have his slate reset.

Not how I would have played it. Fuck it, we ball. Let’s see how good we really are. We can moan about what happens on Sunday on Sunday.

Updated Max power rankings: Dowman Nike Air Branning imus Decimus Meridius Kat Dennings in that sitcom The dog from The Grinch x Crosby Stranger Things Verstappen HBO Mad Goofy's son bsky.app/profile/phil...

I love that Max Dowman 'dropping down' to the Under 19s and scoring twice against Bayern Munich makes us all collectively go 'well of course, he's above that level'. And then you remember he's 15. He really shouldn't be AT that level, let alone beyond it.

Why does this government find it so hard to tell Israel: you’re wrong, what you’re doing is illegal, and we are not going to let you get away with genocide.

Last night’s CL results were a mixed bag for tonight’s starting XI. Given how he is as a person, plus what happened to City, Arteta won’t make 10 changes. Although results and remaining fixtures mean PSG are the only credible threat to overtake us. (City - Real, Liverpool - Inter play each other)

They have a lot of days off protesting for people who don't take days off...

what a Bloody band 🩷

My. Bloody. Valentine. Wembley. I will be there. Loveless, The Loveless.

Moncler are doing a version of The Mister Wenger Coat if anyone has a spare 2 grand down the back of the sofa

In all its glory

Anyone else a bit creeped out by how the Duolingo banner notification has been changed to make it look like a needy WhatsApp?

This whole interview was basically just an excuse for them to talk about Arsenal lol

BROCK LESNAR FELL FLAT ON HIS ASS

"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"

David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances, and defending. No less true today than it was 12 years ago....

Unreleased angle of the Michael Keane vs Idrissa Gana Gueye incident

One thing to work on coming out of yesterday is who calls the shots on set-pieces without XL Gabi for the next few weeks. There were a couple in the second half where Trossard appeared the most vocal of the lads in the box. Don’t get me wrong, I love the lil fella, but come on

And of course the boys from Eighteen 86. What good, fan led involvement in the club can generate. Long may it continue

Btw Arsenal fans if you don’t know who the illustrator was behind the tifo yesterday, its Dan Draws, one of the best in the game www.instagram.com/danxdraws?ig...