doctor here, I can answer this one—pubalgia is when your pubes hurt.

clearly wouldn’t have played any of Rice, Saliba, or Liz Tross anyway but if you think I’m not reeling over the news they’re not available you are bang wrong.

here’s how I’d go against Club Brugge: Kepa White-Timber-Hincapie-MLS Nargle-Ødegaard Little Ethan Adama Prayoré-Grok-Martinelli

the lack of options in midfield does sort of make me think we ought perhaps to be blooding young Mylie Cyrus Skelly there. has the attributes. obvs needed at LB for the immediate but still.

Absolutely cursed weekend, start it again

genuinely might vomit

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

can Crustian Nargle play centre half

is this fifa peace prize the most embarrassing and craven football has ever been? it’s certainly close.

you’ve got to ask what’s killing them, exactly

ah relax everyone, he can walk

that team looks pony

interesting that the world seems to have recently concluded that the design of backpacks has always been Wrong and that they should have roll tops. who can explain this; who is accountable? where is Kier Starmer in all this?

I don’t really disagree with the suggestion that VAR replays should be in real time to reflect the actual events. It just doesn’t remotely apply as an issue to Caceido foul, which was very obviously a horror show in real time.

guys. I’m not coping well.

the injuries. what. and why. and what. why. why. what. why.

can I just say I’ve always liked Leeds

would you take a draw against Chelsea if offered right now?

faded later in the game but the kid Lenny Karl is good isn’t he

Tross has to be shooting there I think.

if you are worried Estevao seems an exciting player just remember his name is simply Portuguese for “Steve”

this reads as if we might have both Gyok and Kai back for Chelsea right? I am not wishcasting here?

that one Eze goal is not offside for me. keep is more unsighted by the two spurs than the arsenal players. would be bad for football to be disallowing goals in those circs, extremely not the point of the modern offside rule.

thank you Tottingham

the existence of Kevin Danso implies the existence of Kevin Boogie-Wonderlando

ultimately if you buy a reserve LCB you have to play them when the spot at LCB comes up. always felt a bit fanciful to me that we had simply decided to buy three left backs for no apparent reason.

if Gyokeres and Jesus are still out, I hope we use Trossard or Martinelli up front.

oh for god’s sake

it’s actually super smart politics by Starmer. he’s so bad that when he gets the heave ho before the next GE Labour will get an inevitable New PM Bounce to see off Farage.

WATCH this hot guy Italian pull out at just the right time

obviously I don’t want any of our players injured. but this is why we bought fifteen million players. just have to hope the injuries are evenly distributed across our rivals too.

really looking forward to telling everyone Arsenal won the World Cup this time next year

you can choose between: (a) Ødegaard back after international duty, no injuries for rest of season; or (b) Ø gets international call up, is involved in collision with Håland taking both out until the new year. which you picking?

pathetic how rattled this stuff makes me. I just want to win the league so much.

look, you can’t win every game, and we have had to make do and mend with the squad. but it does put a bit more pressure on that tough run of fixtures after the international break.

whoever’s on co comms is thick as mince

line up could be worse given all the injuries.

must draw occasion imo

he should go to Girona so we can have an Endrick-Lamar front two imo

the Arsenal fan in me is happy enough for our players not to have to go on international duty. the England fan in me thinks not calling up MLS is stupid.

amazing

all respect to young people and their music but I simply do not get it with Turnstile I’m afraid. very bland!

Max Dowman’s passport says “NOT READY TO ADAPT, TRY” on it

old Dan Merino is such a funny one. he’s not a very good striker—as you’d expect, given he isn’t one—but good lord that man knows where the onion bag is.

UEFA should learn what a handball is imo

get it out of your system Granit lad

Clearly there is no amount of players we can buy that will see our season unblemished by some injury crisis or other, but imagine if we hasn’t bought Gyok, Eze, Madueke, etc this summer.

surprised to read Wolves have sacked Vitor Pereira. mostly because I didn’t really know he was their manager.