Tune into Haiti-Nicaragua WCQ. Haiti up 1-0. Torrential rain and now a delay because the stadium lights went out.

I have been working on a new USA Soccer stat hub for a couple of months now in Tableau, as I grew increasingly dissatisfied with what I put together at the start of 2025. It's *finally* ready for public consumption. The images here don't show the half of it: public.tableau.com/views/MLSAdv...

We now go live to Issa Tall for his reaction: #Crew96

Orlando City SC 1 : 1 Columbus Crew ▫ Passes into final 1/3: 29 - 50 ▫ Passes in final 1/3: 69 - 178 ▫ Passes into opp. box: 11 - 22 #ORLvCLB

Nice, Andres! #Crew96

Vizhub 2, Electric Boogaloo, @harrisoncrow.bsky.social goes east to breakdown maybe the most interesting MLS conference in a decade www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2025/9/...

If Aliyu was in the jersey on the right, they'd be the same picture. #flagup

Next year's alleged yellow kit via Footy Headlines #crew96 www.footyheadlines.com/2025/09/new-...

Who's HOT in MLS (most points earned in last five games played): 12 - LAFC 12 - Philadelphia Union 12 - NYCFC 11 - Vancouver Whitecaps 10 - Inter Miami

"[Since] the Crew's 3-1 home loss to Orlando City July 25... the Crew are are tied for the second-worst points-per-game rate with D.C. United and Nashville..." Brutal ongoing collapse in Columbus, where Wil Nancy's side look undermanned and uninspired at the most important phase of the MLS season

Shitting yourself in a CONCACAF Champions League Final and shitting yourself in MLS league play are TOTALLY different. #Crew96

I’m punishing myself by watching Crew and Kentucky football at the same time.

In San Diego for the opening of @sandiegofc2025.bsky.social’s Right to Dream Academy and it’s beyond impressive. Residential dorms, training facilities and fields for youth (from both sides of the border) and 1st team on one mega-campus. I’m in love.

What in the everloving hell was that discussion at the end of segment one on @acesradio.bsky.social ? Also, respect to the disrespected @michaelarace1.bsky.social for the “Wilt Chamberlain?” line during it.

Who's HOT in MLS (most points earned in last five games played): 12 - NYCFC 12 - Charlotte FC 10 - Vancouver Whitecaps 10 - LAFC 10 - Minnesota United 10 - Inter Miami 10 - Orlando City

With the venerable, inimitable @mattdoyle.bsky.social catching a brief breather this weekend, it fell to me to try and make some sense of MLS Matchday 35: www.mlssoccer.com/news/vancouv...

Pure Wessam.

Great pass by Picard. We CAN counterattack! #Crew96

Don’t forget, you can listen to Chris Doran’s call on Apple TV by selecting the circle audio icon and check Local Radio, Columbus under Audio Track. #Crew96

Two goals since this was posted. That’s Wessamality!

“You don’t need to reinforce your back line during the transfer windows.”

Wilford Brimley was age 49 in this movie.

In addition to his cinematic contributions, Robert Redford also gave us this meme GIF. RIP

@mlsamy.bsky.social I have a companion piece to go along with Hidden Valley Sanch. Maybe it will help inspire #Crew96 today.

Moreira goes 90 for Cape Verde. #Crew96

The word "magisterial" might be out of soccer broadcasts forever. Legendary linguistic maestro Ray Hudson is calling it a career, writes @richarddeitsch.bsky.social. www.nytimes.com/athletic/660...

Suarez and Busquets will be hobbling with canes out of the league by next Leagues Cup. Toothless.

Earlier this year I recorded and released three original songs, just to do it. My son played them for his friends and some of them told him they had bands, recorded, etc. He shared those tracks with me and it’s inspiring more creativity. That’s what music is all about.

‪ Who's HOT in MLS (most points earned in last five games played): 15 - Charlotte FC 13 - San Diego FC 12 - Orlando City 10 - NYCFC 10 - Seattle Sounders 10 - Minnesota United 10 - Philadelphia Union 10 - Chicago Fire

New York Red Bulls 0 : 0 Columbus Crew ▫ Interceptions: 14 - 7 ▫ Challenges: 4 - 2 ▫ Clearances: 29 - 27 ▫ Recoveries: 44 - 36 ▫ Blocked Passes: 14 - 9 ▫ Tackles: 19 - 13 #NYRBvCLB

New York Red Bulls 0 : 0 Columbus Crew ▫ Passes into final 1/3: 25 - 42 ▫ Passes in final 1/3: 46 - 93 ▫ Passes into opp. box: 7 - 9 #NYRBvCLB

New York Red Bulls: 0 (0.66 xG) vs Columbus Crew: 0 (0.66 xG) #NYRBvCLB | #RBNY | #Crew96 | #MLS | 🤖⚽

Great Quotes of the 21st Century: “Two balls.” — M. Arace

It’s a beautiful double matchday here in the small fishing village of Cowtown. Don’t ruin it by listening to the newest episode of the failing ACES Radio. #Crew96 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

The first Hamburg derby in the Bundesliga since 2011 🙌

LPT: How to know if an episode of @acesradio.bsky.social is going to be really good: - Breaking news ❌ - Scathing commentary on a hot topic ❌ - Someone turns on the reverb/delay FX on the mixer ✔️

Design cues from Highbury for sure.

Who's HOT in MLS (most points earned in last five games played): 15 - Charlotte FC 13 - NYCFC 12 - Orlando City 11 - San Diego FC 10 - Seattle Sounders 10 - Minnesota United 10 - Chicago Fire

USMNT calls up our winger as a defender and our CB as a midfielder. #Crew96

MST3K summed up the 80s better than any shitty AI Nostalgia clip could