Morgan's favorite player, Sa-DEE-o Mayne, is starting for Senegal.

Career mode starts at a U12 youth tournament with coaches trying to sub in U14-15 guest players, and parents on the sidelines yell at you about how much it cost them to be there.

Red card for Doku's foul on Ashour after the goal. #BELEGY

Ad director: “Okay, here’s the concept…soccer star in a poorly lit stadium gets the ball and dribbles downfield through the entire opposing team and scores a golazo.” Client: “It’s brilliant! It’s never been done before.”

The year is 2042. Androids have been competing in World Cups for years. Enner Valencia still makes Ecuador’s roster.

What a match!

No matter what, Comenencia will have a bronze statue in Willemstad next month.

For all the reasons to hate a 48-team event (there are a lot), this is good and wouldn’t have happened with 32. Silver linings. Curaçao 🇨🇼!!

CURACAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Imagine that…Room not reacting to a shot.

New day, new shirt. Someone’s gotta support Curacao. 😄

Modern football has taken the individual flair out of the game. I do miss it.

Fantastic goal from Morocco!

New day, new shirt.

Scottish supporters — hell, every supporter — better be singing this through the group stage…it slaps.

New Aphex Twin release?

I thought I had the oldest shirt here at the brewery. I was wrong. #oldschool

Paris: “My number has glitter on it.”

Team Canada coach Jesse Marsch can't believe it — world cup 2026 green screen

Like Beckham has ever used a circular saw.

After 16 years it still fits.

Center referees' gear prototype design.

Better than the actual World Cup trophy, to be honest.

F1 should use the fastest karts at Monaco so they can race.

Jail. Straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Sit there and think about what you have done. FIFA went rabid over making sure goalies stayed on the line for pks, as if it wasn't hard enough to save one anyway. This is just beyond silly.

A friend of mine is asking how to block 82-0 screengrabs on Bluesky. Any tips?

No MLS HOT or NOT this week, since with a two-month break it doesn’t really matter.

“And the UHF channels are on this bottom dial, and go from 14 to 83.” “Matt, stay right there…the signal’s weak when you move.”

We gotta get better technology.

Alex: Starts a quick weather report for a Crew matchday almost two months away. <10 minute segue discussion about pride tifo, old lady supporters and other unrelated things> Alex, deadpan: That’s all I’ve got, Morgan. @acesradio.bsky.social @unclealigator.bsky.social

Thanks to the latest episode of @acesradio.bsky.social, I'm spending my weekend asking, "What that be all about?" in all conversations.

According to CNBC, Nationwide is buying 37% of the Columbus #Crew96 from Jimmy.

Me: reacts in France '98 5-3-2

If only Nice were the home team.

Me. 🤘 #Indy500 #Indycar #MeyerShankRacing

MLS clubs are getting a head start preparing for the fall-to-spring schedule by firing managers to align with the European calendar.

Imagine if the US responded to Sputnik by eliminating funding for satellites and aerospace technology and doubled down on building coal-powered steam engines.

Columbus Crew: 2 (1.69 xG) vs Atlanta United FC: 0 (1.46 xG) #CLBvATL | #Crew96 | #ATLUTD | #MLS | 🤖⚽

Great goal, T. Rex Soggybottom. #Crew96

Big day today.

“.. bookings are well below expectations in almost every host city.” www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

The second greatest spectacle in racing is today.