Imagine if the US responded to Sputnik by eliminating funding for satellites and aerospace technology and doubled down on building coal-powered steam engines.

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

You'll need to go for a long walk to calm down after you read how the UK got to here on trans rights. If you're only ever going to read one piece on trans people, this would be the one.

Irony is dead

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

Tofu salmon fillet, risotto, and asparagus

Tofu salmon fillet, risotto, and asparagus

It’s ok to swear around your kids, as long as they know there’s times and places when they shouldn’t.

Champions. #COYG #UpTheArse

Get these 17th place dipshits off my TV.

Embarrassing behavior from De Zerbi.

Thanks for nothing, Everton.

Is it possible to have two St. Totteringham’s Days in the same calendar year? #COYG #UpTheArse

I know @jonathanliew.bsky.social says he isn't a Gooner, but he lives locally and he gets it better than any non-Gooner I've read. Thanks for this article Jonathan, thanks for understanding, thanks for getting it and for writing it down

He’s always clapped weirdly.

Cavs are now 29-for-104 (27.9%) from 3 in the series. A frozen run of shot-making at the absolute worst time, and something they desperately need to change. Gotta wonder how much the added workload of going seven in both of the first two series is contributing to the lacking legs on those jumpers.

Jalen Brunson reminds me of an axolotl. #LetEmKnow

The NYT sees itself not as a defender of journalistic principles or a champion of democratic values, but rather a theater critic for political actors. There are no real-world consequences here, no pain or suffering for the common people who aren't in their social circles. It's just a parlor game

Aidan Morris arguably the best player on the pitch for ‘Boro.

#Crew96 mention in the Championship promotion playoff final.

I kinda love that these people really are just this fucking stupid.

More like Jaxson Fart

How the fuck is Diego Luna out?

Things are so bad for Tottenham that they're catching strays from the Louisiana House of Representatives legiscan.com/LA/text/HR32...

This is like trying to drill for oil through the ruins of Pompeii. Chaco canyon is one of the most significant native archeological sites in the United States. Absolutely disgusting to even propose it

Horrific shit

They should just impeach over everything. Create a massive Declaration of Independence style list of crimes and misdemeanors. He's not going to get convicted unless he becomes so unpopular the GOP begins to shit its pants, so the only point is messaging and headlines

Eliminating foreign aid that helps fight disease globally and then sending people with Ebola elsewhere. We are the baddies

One reason I hate death penalty cases is that capital punishment is incredibly stupid and irrational. It's cruel, expensive, and serves no deterrent effect. It's rarely imposed, except against a tiny minority of unlucky defendants—and in those cases, racism almost always plays a role. Just end it.

one member of Los Angeles County's board of supervisors has more constituents than the U.S. senators of 12 states

The message shouldn't be "taxes are bad," it should be that you should get something for them, it's your money, it shouldn't be going to some rich dipshit's Dr. Claw-ass ballroom or into the pockets of J6 child molesters

More on ICE agents detaining a person in North Chicago this morning, leaving a child behind in a car:

Folks have long been warning that ICE's aggressive posture would incidentally disincentivize people from cooperating with law enforcement, but in this case it really seems like ICE arrested this man — who lost his daughter and almost his granddaughter — *because* he assisted with the investigation

Has You Know Who blamed trans people for this yet?

“You have shit in your head. You have ill-fitting shoes. You can fuck over anyone that you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”

I see two people who are probably pissed at the number of non-Americans here.

Impeachment is no longer sufficient. He must be dangled by a crane over the yawning pit of the demolished ballroom and shaken by his bloated ankles until all the money falls out. This is the new median position

I feel like maybe there’s a better way to spend that money.

Arsenal winning the title, and a dog in the front seat of a car. Two of my favourite things ❤️ #arsenal #afc

Can anyone point to a moment in American history where “Instead of prosecuting these people who violated the law to serve their own political ends I think they should face no consequences so we can heal our divided nation” didn’t make things worse

Cavs shit the bed almost as bad as one of my dogs did last night. Which was pretty bad.

Cavs currently shitting the bed but at least Arsenal are still Premier League champions.

A **majority** of those arrested for the Jan 6 attack were white small business owners with past histories of bankruptcy, liens, and tax problems. An attempted coup carried out by realtors, auto dealers, and former cops.

I’m just happy that Anne Hathaway is happy. #COYG 🏆

We got rid of that 1 guy and finally won a title. Hmmmmmmmm

Me liking all the Arsenal posts.

Arsenal are Premier League Champions. #UpTheArse #COYG

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

“We got the alligator moat, we got boiling oil…” This is some second grader drawing plans for his backyard fort type of shit.