In hope that far more powerful media than ours will finally pick on a scandalous story of collusion, association with criminal groups and pure greed we've been telling for well over four years now at @josimarfootball.bsky.social.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

Hackney Brook. It's all underground, but it's there somewhere, at the bottom of the road I grew up on. Next would be the New River, but I only ever saw the remains of it in the Clissold Park horseshoe lake. It would have flowed past my school. Then the River Lee, where we ate prawns by the pint

Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.

goodbye, England’s wanker www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"Scrambled eggs and soldiers" is almost as fucked up. They go with boiled eggs, for dipping. They have no business near scrambled eggs, they're just toast that's been abused.

New for @josimarfootball.bsky.social. And depressing. Correspondence between the Premier League and the British government suggests that elite English football clubs will be allowed to pursue commercial relationships with illegal betting operators in the future. josimarfootball.com/2026/01/13/s...

Let's go further. Every medium sized British town should have a Roger's Child Porn Warehouse, packed to the rafters with CSAM made and sold by Roger himself. Then we can arrest anyone who buys it, let Roger keep the money and the porn, and hand him a knighthood for his services to policing.

A lot of people dunking on this, but you try finding room to the right of Reform!

Just to note, famous protector of women and girls JK Rowling is *still* on AI generated CSAM & sexual harassment pedo-Nazi site. It's almost as if she was actually just a bigot all along

Can you even get spaghetti that long nowadays? It feels like a vague dream from my youth

Bond girl Shirley Eaton transporting spaghetti on a Moulton Happy #BicycleBirthday, Shirley! #BornOnThisDay January 12, 1937

And, of course, both the U.K. government and gender criticals continue to remain and post on X. You’d think they weren’t actually interested in protecting women and children. 🤔

Two of the worlds most radicalised transphobic billionaires are pushing a petition to stop less than 250 trans kids from getting healthcare in an NHS trial that ‘gender critical’ transphobes demanded was needed because there “wasn’t enough evidence about the benefits of puberty blockers”! 😣

This goal makes me laugh everytime 😂 https://redd.it/1qbod3u

This sounds quite nice, but I'm struggling to see "fry some bacon in garlic oil, then fry some chicken, put the bacon on top, rinse the pan with white wine and pour on the chicken" as a recipe as such

Can’t think of a better encapsulation of the downstream effects of neoliberalism as an ideology than powerlessness of the state to penalise a billionaire-owned child pornography generator, substituted with a reflexive will to crack down on individual consumers who engage with said generator.

‘Trade unions … argue that the museum's vast collection of 500,000 items, including many from Egypt, the Middle East or Africa, hold universal human value.‘ So, a person from Egypt has to pay a surcharge to see stuff the French boosted from their county centuries ago? Nice.

Ah.

“We’re gonna need a bigger bus”

NEW: London has recorded its lowest homicide rate since records began. The evidence is clear - our approach to tackling violent crime is working.

There seems to be a new variant of the Danish language, where "moden" (ripe) and "spiseklar" (ready to eat) mean "you could bowl 150 overs of cricket with this and still not be able to make guacamole out of it" when applied to an avocado.

Someone needs to introduce Kemi to XKCD

I have all sorts of thoughts.... OK, so this is an Aussie beer, and probably tastes very nice, but there are some BUTS I think need, err..., "butting". #BskyBeer

Bloody cyclists jumping red lights....

Next week's Martin Samuel article "Arteta's negative and lucky Arsenal rely on corners and yet another own goal to narrowly escape FA Cup embarrassment."

The Angel Gabriels

Am I hearing "Gabi, push him off, Gabi Gabi push him off?" 😅

The minute by minute from @danielharris.bsky.social @ @sport.theguardian.com is seriously trolling both Arsenal and Pompey fans now. I don't give a fuck about Bryan fucking Robson and the discussion about how he was the best ever, and Pompey fans probably don't want the guff about Le Tissier either

Oh Noni, no no

Thread bsky.app/profile/todd...

Annoyance with the machine

C’est une ClayStation

I zoomed it out a little

Scenes. Proper giant-slaying that

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

You ever just walk into a room and forget why you’re there? #comic #comicsky

The city administration of Copenhagen will no longer be posting on X.

This is how every Dining Across the Divide should go

If you see this post etc

Fantastic news, a new 5 year deal for Bukayo Saka agreed. ❤️

The truth about the "hard men" of football is that almost all of their acts of violence on the pitch are/were committed on players who never had a chance to defend themselves. Tackles from behind. Elbows to the face. Studs raking the achilles. Cowardice is at the heart of the macho posturing.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Maximum corvid. Corvus corax - the Common Raven #birds 🌿

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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Lady Brannan and I, flying to Ireland. Got pulled at Manchester as she’d made a Battenberg cake to bring over with us. Turns out a long dense, oblong object, wrapped in tinfoil, that smells suspiciously similar to Semtex tends to arouse suspicion.

Gabriel Martinelli apologized to Conor Bradley. Well done. That was the right thing to do.