Declan’s little look back and very subtle “fcuk you” celebration is being miscategorized as a “non celebration against former team” situation. But we know eh. *taps nose*

just finished blue lights s3. still on a high I turn over to champs league and Bødo score. Start writing this. Tiny Tots equalise. I delete and say “ah well”. Then VAR. And here I am again. Never mind the players, I’m exhausted frankly.

Eddie Howe and Jason Orange are sad. Welbz, Eddie, and today means it’s a double hankerrchief and candlelit MOTD2 ahead 🫶🏾😍

Bring me Jamie Redknapp

These defensive midfielders man I dunno

And that’s it on the penalty ? That’s it ?

I’m shaking as I type this and my eyes are bleeding I’m so angry. And Gary Neville what are you “torn” about you wanker

they are wild.

Llorente looks like 2018 Griezmann as well, which is a vibe. Anyway let’s just wait for the penalty now.

@aallensport.arseblog.com Eze, next.

Four substitutes and only one of them has been a left back. That’s growth.

Yer Da didn’t even have time to press send on the “ Teta / Nelli out “messages in the WhatsApp group

Sesko needs to fire his agent straight after the final whistle.

Just wild.

By my estimate, there should be about eleventy-six minutes stoppage time as well

Death, taxes, and Michael Oliver

Removing the tunnel was a great shout by Arteta. It’s gonna be harder to get to and from my seat every match tho. Lovely connection with fans after the game today.

Keith channeling his inner Wayne Lineker this season it seems.

From the stand, and without my glasses, Mosquera looks, moves and plays like a good Carlton Palmer. Here for it.

Game day. Missed Leeds so absolutely buzzing for this 🎉

What? Chelsea? BENT?

I would like us to sign Antoine Semenyo for many reasons, but the main one would be so we could chant his name to the Lion King thing. Which I'm still convinced says "Arsene Wenger". www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gibi...

I remember when we signed Mart Poom on deadline day. Those were the times of our lives.

There's an alternate reality where we played *that* XI instead, partied like it was 2023, got picked off, then had to listen to Roy Keane, (while his voice rises higher and higher til only the hounds in hell can hear) discussing our naivety. Gonna be a long season either way lads. Ain't it always.

More worried about PGMOL than I am about Liverpool's front three today. That's effed up thinking innit.

Ruben out Ange in, pass it on.

Brian Mbeu-nope is it tho

Clutching at straws, but at least Eddie Howe will be sad. So that’s something.

Newcastle need to score again just to still have a chance of drawing this. 11 Anfield minutes of stoppage time incoming. I refuse to get excited.

F**k me. Absolutely nobody, anywhere, at any time needs a PGMOL ref cam.

On my 17th watch of that Eze and Wrighty video and still getting hit by the *feelings*. An absolute “hold me” moment and no mistake

I quite like it when tiny totts beat Citeh, as it never matters. Obviously it's also hilarious if Citeh come back and draw as well. Win win.

He’s not your “mate”, Gary Cotteril. But then again, who is.

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Exactly three months ago, Spurs won the Europa League final Missing out on Eze and Gibbs-White in the same window underlines feeling that they are failing to build upon momentum of winning their first piece of silverware in 17 years @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...

Hoping for Kai’s miraculous knee recovery to go a bit like this the second Easy-E signs on the line.

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I never wanted to see Merino up front again, but here we be.

I managed to still love Jermain Defoe, despite his career suicide, and I'll always have *feelings* for Eze. Right now I'm just sad for him. He doesn't want this, poor kid.

Disgusting win away at OT? In my veins.

Half time interview cam can suck a fat one. That’s my hot take.

Obviously of an age where Tony Adams adoration is non negotiable... but k'sake wish he'd 🤫. Captaincy conversations like that are *so* old school and tired.

In a different, more elevated seat today ( last minute invite) and don’t have my glasses, but Gyök looks from here like Odegaard has eaten the Hulk. 💪🏾

Didn’t see a second of the game, but if it helps anyone anywhere, I remember went we went giddy over Zelalem, Jeff Reine-Adélaïde looked a world beater, and also there was that time when Yaya Sanogo scored four. Sooo, y’know, pre season is just that.

Fair f*cks. Siraj wins it. Enjoyed him so much this series. What a thing. What a game.

I remember watching Paul Terry in 1984. Never thought I'd see this again. Cricket, lovely cricket.

Is this even better because comedy villain Siraj dropped Brook on 19? Delicious stuff

Errr yes we did . Who writes this stuff

Wow. Just f**king wow. What a yorker, what a day, what a sport 🏏