We’ll take that. On to the next one. UTA

Shouldn’t it be a red card when there’s no attempt to play the ball?

Haha. Stuff we inherently know, but still: no PSG attacker ranks among the top 1,000 players in league minutes across Europe's top five leagues this season. The leader is Barcola with 1,395. Which is 16 starts, five of them completed. Deep recruitment. And other things...

Amazing what two teams who play about 10-15 actual matches a season can produce at the end of one.

Completely unnecessary for anyone to be playing their last home game of the season on a Monday night. Regardless of the title race, it’s a day of celebration & togetherness, when the players get to come round with their family & say thank you to the fans & vice versa.

Outstanding second half performance & a well deserved lead. Lotte was immense. UTA

1/5 - On to the next one. UTA

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Having Odegaard & Havertz back up top is night & day from what we’ve had for most of the season. The fact that we’re even in the PL & CL fight given how much of the season Saka, Odegaard & Havertz have missed is mad really. Keep the faith, we might not win it but think they’ve earned that. UTA

Really is one game at a time now. On to the next one. UTA

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Lots of talk in/around Arteta’s presser about messaging but as with everything in football, the discourse & right/wrong of anything he says will be decided by results. Did his pre Bournemouth comments look stupid before the game? No. Have they been ridiculed since? Yes.

@gunnerohan.bsky.social youtu.be/URYOA4dcZSU?...

Aside from the boxing itself, everything about this Netflix production has been horrible. Having to grit my teeth at times. The over Americanisation of seemingly everything on British tv now is pretty jarring anyway but this is next level.

Without Odegaard technical level is just not there to play through a press like Bournemouth’s. Couldn’t play through them all game and the second goal came from, again, giving ball away trying to play out.

Just not at the level physically or technically to match & better their energy & high press today. Always looked a banana skin v them after 3 wks off & proved to be. Really does feel bad today but might feel better tomorrow. Who knows? On to the next one. UTA

Relegation zone, is it?

Really hope West Ham Central can’t see any of our TLs. …because fuck that guy.

Oh when the Spurs…

Thank you to @lucyagunner.bsky.social this was a lovely surprise 🫶🏽

Yes Liverpool can sit in a low block & be controlled to get away with a lucky 2-0 defeat but are they fun to watch?

That’s how you win away in Europe 👏 On to the next one. UTA

Anyone know if/when it’ll be worth tuning back in to the NASA live feed? 🚀

Ziggy woke up dressed as a grieving Indian mother after her eldest son left the village to pursue his education but got tempted into a life of sin by a white devil on her gap yaar.

The Grasshopper Warbler creeps its way into today's #SpringArrivalSpotlight. A master of concealment, this warbler is rarely spotted - listen carefully for it's high, trilling, insect-like song. On the conservation Red List, these little birds are a special spring visitor.

April brings the Pied Flycatcher back from West Africa for today's #SpringArrivalSpotlight. Males wear a striking black and white plumage – look out for their darting aerial insect hunts in woodlands! 🦋

The Whitethroat darts into our #SpringArrivalSpotlight today, arriving from Africa throughout April. Sporting - you guessed it - white throats, these warblers are widespread summer visitors.

Spring's palette brightens with the striking Redstart in our #SpringArrivalSpotlight today. 🐦 Look out for a quivering orange-red tail as they bob into our woodlands and hedgerows from April.

The DJs of the reeds… hear the Sedge Warbler's rambling song in today’s #SpringArrivalSpotlight. 🎧 Look for their broad creamy eye-stripe and streaked back amidst the reed beds, celebrating their return in April with noisy warbles.

A Spring Arrival Spotlight swoops in to Wednesday: the agile House Martin! 😍 With glossy blue back & pure white belly, watch for their acrobatic flight as they collect insects and build mud nests under eaves. Sadly on the Red List, these birds are a cherished summer migrant.

Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.

No card for this last week. By far a worse offence, could have caused serious damage and they whinged and cried about it being called as a foul so honestly they can get stretched Yes it could have been a red. It wasnt. Move on. We had to.

Lets all pretend Lauren James didn't intentionally stand on McCabe earlier in the match. Maybe get that up on your phone next time

FCWCWS On to the next one. UTA

Also worth remembering, on the 25th anniversary of his death, the Rocky & Wrighty is available on YouTube. Dont watch me watching it if you dont want to see a grown man cry though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2by...

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Man, the new Kanye album 😮‍💨 Yeah, I know, I know It’s like watching someone you really love getting unwell & losing their mind over a number of years & then one day, the real them appears again…if only for a minute.

Islington Town Hall is beautiful....gorgeous venue for a wedding....♥️👰🤵‍♂❤️

What a lovely gesture, and what a wonderful reaction. 🥲❤️🤍🐐

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We know you do mate.

I’ll tell the kids the quadruple is off. On to the next one. UTA

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Blackcaps grace our #SpringArrivalSpotlight today, arriving from southern Europe in spring & singing until September. That said, Blackcaps are increasingly wintering in the UK too. Did you know? They're known as the 'northern Nightingale' for their delightful fluting song. 🎶

The Swallow, our beloved herald of spring, swoops in for the Spring Equinox in today’s #SpringArrivalSpotlight. Arriving from southern Africa, look to the skies for their red throats & long tail streamers! Did you know, Swallows will often return to the same nesting sites each year?

youtu.be/poP9Z9TtR6s?... this was nice. Still love Merse