Arsenal 2-0 Bayer 04 Leverkusen

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Didn’t even get booked for running right into the crowd. What a lad.

Arsenal 2-0 Everton

Bayer 04 Leverkusen 1-1 Arsenal

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Mansfield Town 1-2 Arsenal. 81/92.

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Tottenham sending scouts to tomorrow’s big game

The guy that kicked Ramsdale and got banned from attending games is now looking like the world’s most sensible Tottenham fan

Tudor beheading to the jobcentre

@DaichiKamada

Brighton & Hove Albion 0-1 Arsenal

Chris Kavanagh reffing. Prepare yourselves for some fucking nonsense.

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Happy very-early St. Totteringham’s Day

Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea

Doncaster Rovers 0-4 Cardiff City. 80/92.

Chelsea seem to have copied the ermine spots from our hospitality site, possibly thinking they were just fancy bullet points. As far as I can tell, they’ve never been used on a Chelsea badge and they have no affiliation with them. What a pathetic club.

He said ‘WOW’

Disappointed that Arteta subbed Eze off before he could get his customary hat-trick today

Massive congratulations to Tottenham for being North London since 1882. What an achievement.

Tottenham Hotspur 1-4 Arsenal

Gyökeres only scores against Championship-level sides tbf

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I see Tottenham fans are still completely obsessed with something that happened before anyone currently alive had been born.

Stockport County 4-2 Wigan Athletic. 79/92.

Einstein said insanity was going to watch Arsenal every season expecting them to eventually win the league

Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Arsenal

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Have now seen Bukayo play live more than anyone else (I keep a spreadsheet of every game I go to because I'm very sad)

Arsenal 4-0 Wigan Athletic

Blackpool 0-4 Plymouth Argyle. 78/92.

Spending Valentine’s Day at the most romantic place I could think of

I just know I'm gonna spend the next thirty years reminiscing about that month when we didn't concede a goal

Brentford 1-1 Arsenal

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Arsenal 3-0 Sunderland

Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea

Arsenal Women 3-2 Corinthians Feminino (aet)

Absolute robbery

AS FAR 0-4 Gotham

New upper tier safe standing in place ahead of Tuesday’s Chelsea game

Leeds United 0-4 Arsenal

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Bless the first Kairat goalscorer trying to goad us last night when we didn't give one single fuck

Arsenal 3-2 Kairat