Weather update: It’s Sunny as Fuck

Up the Dads ✊🏻

Tifo idea submitted for Coventry opening fixture : Giant image of Arteta holding the bloody, severed heads of Pep & Slot in each hand, accompanied with the text ‘’WHO’S NEXT??”

Our Premier League trophy will be on display at Drayton Park Arms on Sunday. Apparently, It will be there from 12pm until 8pm and is open to the public. I use ‘apparently’ as timings so far have been very loose!

Managed to walk the dogs without getting absolutely soaked. #blessed

First day back at work after Budapest, and straight into attempts at ‘banter’ from fans of a team that finished 17th in consecutive seasons Pipe down lads, your City is RED

2 million people out for a pre match team bus welcome next April. Be ready

So many great stories of how many have got to Budapest so far, extraordinary examples of just doing whatever it takes. Over land and sea

There will be no static trophy lift during the parade, so no need to congregate in a particular location. Parade route length is 9km total, so plenty room to spread out and get a good view as the buses go past. Note The Armoury will be closed all day on Sunday.

A huge day of hugging sweaty geezers ahead. We ready

Make sure you get a fresh trim ahead of Sunday, so we all look STRAIGHT FIRE for all the celebration photos 🔥 💇‍♂️ 💇‍♀️ 🔥

Hello and good morning to everyone whose team are the Premier League Champions

100,000 assembled in the manor, on the blow of a whistle on a Tuesday night. Only Arsenal ❤️

Morning all Bear roundabout at 5.45pm See you there 3 steps to Heaven

Mikel wants it The players want it The fans want it WE GO AGAIN

Mikel wants it The players want it The fans want it WE GO AGAIN

I dream in Red & White 💭

Don’t leave it too late to book travel for Budapest - looks like one of the only remaining routes is via a boat trip down the Strait of Hormuz

Hell yes with this tifo Arsenal @redactionafc.bsky.social. Absolute beauty. #COYG

Tuesday night’s Tifo references Mikel’s comments to ‘jump on the boat’ for the rest of the season. We won’t forget you MFers that decided to jump overboard when the seas got a bit rough WE KEEP RECEIPTS

This will be displayed from the East Stand, and will be slightly larger than the previous North Bank versions - though not quite full stand length, as note there are still load bearing considerations for the roof fixings above. Please be in your seats by 7.45pm VAMOS

Tuesday night’s Tifo references Mikel’s comments to ‘jump on the boat’ for the rest of the season. We won’t forget you MFers that decided to jump overboard when the seas got a bit rough WE KEEP RECEIPTS

3 steps to heaven

imo, the best ever pre match concourse atmosphere at Emirates was before the CL Semi in 2025 : let’s try and better it tomorrow night 💪🏼

‘Greet the Team bus’ event for the 2nd leg on Tues 5th May Come along and help us welcome the team into our stadium ahead of another huge fixture : Hornsey Rd-Benwell Rd-Bear Roundabout area, in front of The Armoury. 5.45-6.30pm, we are asking as many fans as possible to show up

There will be a pre match Tifo at the CL Semi Final on Tuesday : Another collaboration between Supporters and AFC, a lot of people have worked very hard on this and the final design is spectacular. Proud to be able to play a part in this again.

MMM : Myles Midfield Masterclass

Number 7 will take us to Paradise

Thanks to everyone sharing the info for Tuesday, and all the positive comments about getting involved. We have a huge game today and that is where the immediate focus is now

‘Greet the Team bus’ event for the 2nd leg on Tues 5th May Come along and help us welcome the team into our stadium ahead of another huge fixture : Hornsey Rd-Benwell Rd-Bear Roundabout area, in front of The Armoury. 5.45-6.30pm, we are asking as many fans as possible to show up

Anyone around early doors on Saturday morning? Arsenal have sent the below message, looking for some volunteers to film some content around the new App - get in touch with them if interested - important to do this before you turn up! 🎥

13 days off the beer. Was aiming for 14, but the Local Pub invited me to a Relegation party. Up the fucking Gun

Another successful collaboration between Club & Supporters. It’s amazing what we can achieve when we work together. Many people made a contribution, proud to have been a part of this again. On to the next one

Another successful collaboration between Club & Supporters. It’s amazing what we can achieve when we work together. Many people made a contribution, proud to have been a part of this again. On to the next one

HISTORY IN OUR SIGHTS

HISTORY IN OUR SIGHTS

Another huge home game awaits on Wednesday night : if you are lucky enough to have a ticket, please be in your seats for 7.45pm to enjoy the pre match display - another full height TIFO, produced in collaboration between Club & Supporters

Another huge home game awaits on Wednesday night : if you are lucky enough to have a ticket, please be in your seats for 7.45pm to enjoy the pre match display - another full height TIFO, produced in collaboration between Club & Supporters

Therapy

Husband likes a sexual act I don't much care for. As a compromise we agreed to do said act only when Arsenal win a match, thinking this would not be overly frequent. Bastard Gunners won't stop winning this season.

The atmosphere at a 12.30 KO is often underwhelming We cannot allow this to happen vs Bournemouth. Early bird trains, planes & automobiles needed, get everyone in and bubbling Please get to your seats for 12.25, in time for ‘The Angel’, and give it the full beans Dream every Dream

Dream every dream

My voice at work : ‘The statistics show that we need to focus on synergising backwards overflow’ My brain at work ‘STRANGE HOW THIS FEELING GROWS MORE AND MORE, COZ WE’VE NEVER HAD A PLAYER FROM ECUADOR’

Babe wake up : new ‘Best Emirates Moments 2026’ top ten list just dropped 1. Rice (FK2) 2. Nelson 3. Dowman 4. Welbeck 5. Arshavin 6. Henry (LEEDS FAC) 7. Fabregas 8. Torreira 9. Raya (PORTO PENS) 10.Rosicky

Pub split for Wembley :

‘96% of goals in football history have been scored from inside the box : Read my article on why Arsenal are disrespecting the game by scoring from more than 18 yards’

Dad’s in a good mood AND he bought us some chips from Five Guys 😋

My Red & White brothers & sisters, please make I ask that same favour as before. After a tremendous home atmosphere on Saturday, we must rest up and be ready to go again Tuesday night. The big games just keep on coming.