New sleeve sponsor to replace ‘Visit Rwanda’ should be the UK’s biggest defibrillator manufacturer 💓

You want truffles? Sometimes you gotta get in the dirt with the pigs

If we all work together, we can get Enzo Fernandez sent off

For Chelsea on Sunday, there will be a new giant banner displayed across the East lower, hung from Club level onto the seats below. 40 metres wide, with a great design of current player imagery, that has been through the same supporter consultation as the NLD Tifo from earlier this season.

For Chelsea on Sunday, there will be a new giant banner displayed across the East lower, hung from Club level onto the seats below. 40 metres wide, with a great design of current player imagery, that has been through the same supporter consultation as the NLD Tifo from earlier this season.

We go again on Sunday. The Chelsea fixture will also have some extra visual displays and stuff to get involved in before KO. If you are lucky enough to have a ticket, then be prepared to bring your fucking dinner. More details later in the week

Managed to sneak a quick look at the Valentine’s Day card that my ten years old Daughter has sent to her ‘boyfriend’ : ‘roses are red, violets are blue, none of my exes are better than you’ 😬😂

Lots of empty seats in the Beyoncé lower

If you want to shit your pants at how that game ended, then you go right ahead. I am over here, smoking a big cigar, safe in the knowledge that I am ready to MARCH INTO THE GATES OF HELL for Mikel Arteta

Every time a rival fan criticises us singing ‘The Angel’, a cute little puppy finds it’s forever home

We deserve nights like these Don’t let anyone try to tell you any different ❤️

Hello and good morning to everyone whose team is 6 points clear at the top of the Premier League

North London Forever They did it for Big Sol ❤️

Hello and good morning to everyone in North London that always wants their team to win football matches

Hardly slept a wink This Club gets in your head, man

Some of the best times I have had following our Club have been on days when we have beaten these Manc Bastards. Let’s go again

Was talking to someone online that I met via a dating app. They seemed great and we were talking about meeting up. Then they let slip that they regularly went to Manchester United games despite not being from Manchester and having no other link to the city. I ghosted them.

Thanks United. Now fuck off

Up the fucking hate watch

Definitely expecting some ‘long grass’ dickbaggery from Sean Dyche and Forest today

Thanks to all the volunteers who helped to lay out all the bags across the seats earlier in the week : the display won’t be looked back upon as fondly as others, as we didn’t get the result we all wanted - but it’s another step forward in collaboration between Supporters and the Club. More to come

Liverpool on Thursday : There will be a Stadium wide fan activated display pre match, so all Supporters are asked to take their seats by 7.45pm. Everyone needs to play their part, instructions will be on every seat, please follow these & screen prompts, to ensure all is in sync

Liverpool on Thursday : There will be a Stadium wide fan activated display pre match, so all Supporters are asked to take their seats by 7.45pm. Everyone needs to play their part, instructions will be on every seat, please follow these & screen prompts, to ensure all is in sync

Thanks Chelsea Now fuck off

There will be a full Stadium fan activated display at the Liverpool game on Thursday. Be ready

Hello and Happy new Year to everyone whose team is top of all the Leagues

Happy New Year from this pair of Top of the League Goldies

Huge game Tuesday night. If you are lucky enough to have a ticket, then bring your fucking dinner Your team needs you. Give them hell. Howl for every decision, put pressure on the ref, make home advantage count. Please be in your seats for 8.10, to give it the full beans for ‘The Angel’

Huge game Tuesday night. If you are lucky enough to have a ticket, then bring your fucking dinner Your team needs you. Give them hell. Howl for every decision, put pressure on the ref, make home advantage count. Please be in your seats for 8.10, to give it the full beans for ‘The Angel’

Another tough watch Another ‘grind it out’ win Another Saturday night that ends with Arsenal sat atop the Premier League. Merry Christmas

Terrible performance but five points clear?

If the intention was to boil some rival piss with an OG from the keeper, and an added time OG winner, Then consider it BOILED 💅🏻

We are five points clear at the top of the League, so the only thing I can find to complain about, is the total lack of a ‘size guide’ for the Pet Christmas jumper on Arsenal direct

You want truffles? Sometimes you gotta get in the dirt with the pigs

Polite reminder that Brentford on Wednesday is a 7.30 kick off 🕰️

Hello and good morning to everyone whose team is top of all the Leagues

We deserve this team

Hello and good morning to everyone whose team is 7 points clear at the top of the Premier League

Rotate the balls out of it Cheers x

Polite reminder that Brighton on Wednesday is a 7.45 KO, not the ‘usual’ 8pm

Polite reminder that Brighton on Wednesday is a 7.45 KO, not the ‘usual’ 8pm

The final dog walk of British Summertine, dramatically interrupted by news of Chelsea conceding a last minute winner 👌🏻

We have some messages from people who can no longer make the boat trip on Saturday. If you want to come, email [email protected] and I'll connect you with people who have spare tickets. Will work through emails this evening.

Mikel Merino is the world’s mightiest man

Proud Dad moment : being sent this by my 11 year old JG at 7am on a Thursday morning 🤗