Fucking shambolic. The lot of them. Brainless decision making all game.

Tbh the entire plan for the 10 mins after HT should be to isolate Cucurella.

Not that it’s a shock to anyone but Anthony Taylor has been fucking awful. Hasn’t been able to control the game at all.

AFC playing the 2nd place team on the road w/o 1st choice CBs. 1st choice R8 on bench due to prior injury. 1st choice LW out injured. 1st and 2nd choice strikers either out or on the bench returning from injury. Jonathan Wilson giddily teeing up a story on our mentality, if things don’t go right.

Making Salah the scapegoat for being shit is wild.

Would love to see Jesus tomorrow

We need to get ESR on to join in on the fun.

🎶 …and the boos were ringing out, for Thomas Frank 🎶

Anyone know when Arteta’s press conference is today?

I think going into the weekend the team sort of picks itself. I don’t think there’s masses of rotation. We’re going for 3 in 3 this week. Raya Timber Saliba Hincapie Cala Zubi Rice Saka Eze Noni Merino

Not surprising. Who would want to come and live on a damp little island with a large population of racist cunts?

Will chat about this later (on the pod) but I completely agree. He came in cold against the joint-best team in Europe and most in-form winger in Europe. We’ve seen Myles defend before and defend really well. I don’t think there’s a need to overanalyse it.

A Goodly Morning Tea and espresso chaser, is it? Don’t mind if I do.

Wheeling it out again because why not.

Did Martin Keown just call him “Supermendi”?!

I have some things to say;

I’m a bit stunned that Bayern didn’t play Harry Kane tonight. He might’ve helped them out.

Saka has a gear to go up but is getting 3 players on him when he gets the ball. You seldom see a player so crowded whenever they get on the ball. Need to exploit the extra man in those situations.

I think we’re very privileged to see the best striker in Europe grace The Emirates turf tonight, and Kane isn’t bad either, I guess.

Emerson Nwaneri trying to make his senior academy debut only to be overshadowed by Luis Munoz.

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

Probably not how that world works but mad how they’re both gooners doing the interview during the NLD. You’d think they could both agree to push it back a couple of hours so they could get the game in.

🥲

Surely someone has the receipts of their fans saying they’re title challengers?

What fucking psychopath is wearing jeans on a long haul flight?

I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme

Someone did the Voldemort laugh at full time yesterday.

Bloody hell. What a goal

I don’t think anyone wants to see players sent off for that. Gueye is a total wanker but surely there’s a way they could’ve resolved the issue without sending him off. Just kills the game for something so stupid. It’s very PGMOL.

Maidstone’s 2nd most prestigious sportsperson (after Alessio Russo) is about to fight for the WBO lightweight title. Cmon Sam Noakes 🥊

Me for the next 20 hours.

Kind of glad that Bournemouth tanked this because going into the NLD with this riding on it would’ve been the ultimate curse. Fwiw, I was actually quietly confident about this coming off.

Get innnn

Bruno was off. This is getting struck off

Can I just shock you? I like Newcastle.

Seeing Bernardo Silva getting mercilessly pushed over will never not be funny.

Where’s Gordon when you need him?

My mum gave us her old tree a few years ago and just clocked the box getting the decorations out today. This has been knocking about for around 25 years. I wonder if a load of cretins were crying about it not having the word ‘Christmas’ on the box back then?

Well the only small victory left would’ve been preventing Travis Head from getting his century, and with that it’s going off and I’m getting on with my day.

Well, we’ve fucked this. Didn’t see any of our innings so no idea what happened but it’s vintage England either way.

Someone phoned him when he was ironing

Was he sticking crayons up his nose again?

Who knows what’s happening with the attack this weekend but what is everyone’s defensive set ups? Fwiw, I think we’ll see a bit of a surprise this weekend. Reckon it will be White, Saliba, Mosquera, Califiori for Spurs and we’ll go Timber, Saliba, Hincapie, MLS for Bayern.

It's funny how for some things owning a £1m+ house In London makes you a out-of-touch wealthy elitist with luxury beliefs and then suddenly when it's tax time they're back to being ordinary salt of the earth folks living in an expensive city

And it's a tie at the World Narcissism Grand Final.

Just looked at the Spain squad and they have a midfielder as number 2 and a striker as number 3. Surely the only thing to do is disqualify them from the tournament for this?