This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.

Hopefully fans of rival clubs can take some solace from the fact that we also aren't enjoying a second of this.

Fucking hell. So relieved. That was excruciating.

Watch Eze get prematurely hooked

Fwiw, that was a penalty on Hato from Rice so can’t begrudge them the equaliser. We have been utter, utter wank in open play. They were there for the taking and we can’t finish our dinner, then we shoot ourselves in the foot afterwards. Feels like an all too common occurrence.

We’re always just a bit off with the decision making and execution in the final third. I feel like the system and the play gets us there but we lack the sharpness when we come to creating the final action.

every time Alex Iwobi smiles an angel gets its wings

ALEX IWOBI

Another week of Spurs fans crying about pushes in the backs 😂

Absolutely bang on by @jonathanliew.bsky.social The Mail calls out racism on its back page, while promoting unsubstantiated, outright racism on its front page. 🎯

Absolutely bang on by @jonathanliew.bsky.social The Mail calls out racism on its back page, while promoting unsubstantiated, outright racism on its front page. 🎯

Enjoyed the Arteta house/apartment analogy. Fairly far removed from the persona that many sections of the football media want to portray him as.

I don’t think you can change the side from last weekend. If White was fit it would’ve been good to rest JT. Wouldn’t mind seeing Noni get some minutes on the left either. If we can get Kai on for half hour I’d love to see him come on for Leo and move Eze out left and see how that attack looks.

Rodri Ruben Dias Bernardo Silva All just horrible, horrible cunts.

Can’t get over that reaction from the Leeds fans over players who haven’t eaten or drank anything since the the sun came up taking a second to get some water in them. What a shameful and embarrassing response from them.

Hahahahahaha Ashley Barnes. Can we bottle your tears please?

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

I have broken it to my soon to be wife that the likelihood of Arsenal being in a Champions League final on our wedding day has increased exponentially.

Good night all 🍻

My brother just sent me this about my two year old niece. So proud 🥲

Man United and Everton play out a dreadful game the day after Arsenal score four lovely goals WHY WOULD ARTETA DO THIS??

This💯

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Further investigation reveals that "Christopher Sutton" is an anagram of "Horseshit Cunt Port", which, unless I'm mistaken, is what they plug Chris into when his batteries need charging.

You know the Greens are doing something right when Israel feel the need to take a brief break from indiscriminately slaughtering Gazan children to speak out against them.

Performance was just as important as the result today. Delivered on both fronts. One or two individual moments but I'd say that was our most dominant, in control and intentional performance in some time. A rare week off now. 10 games to go. We can do this.

“Oh noooooo…….my great, great, great grandad. He’s a fucking cunt”

Igor Tudor saying Arsenal are “probably the best team in the world”. Should we get him a silver membership?

He was pretty horrendous today. Surprised he stayed on for so long.

That was the tonic we needed. Much, much improved performance. Massive game next weekend. Let’s hope we can build a bit of momentum.

His faults have been discussed to death but the threshold for fouls for and against Gyokeres is like night and day.

Heartbroken for the curling lads 💔 they deserve a gold.

That was some sensational curling. Hammy, Bobby, Grant, Bruce, take a boooow. Great bunch of lads.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.

Think that Wolves equaliser goes right up there in the pantheon of 21st-century Arsenal nonsense. Had all the ingredients: - Unknown teenage debutant goal - Calamitous keeper-defender mix-up - Deep into stoppage-time - Title on the line / trophy up for grabs

"It's still in our hands!"

This. Also, when you’re already pissed off some sanctimonious cunt telling you to unfeel your feelings because they think they know better only makes it worse.

Thinking I might get into curling full time. Sack off this football business.

84th minute we still had only used 3 subs and were playing awfully. Could we have replaced Timber with White to help going forward? Calafiori for Hincapie? Instead we sat on our hands and continued to play the turgid shite we’ve seen all too often this season.

We’re a fucking embarrassment.

Can’t stand the new Arsenal app update.

Galarasaray v Juve or Britain v Canada in the Curling? It’s a pretty easy choice.

Someone needs to tell him it was Hincapie that crossed it to him.

Really disappointed waking up this morning. Arsenal still in a great position but last night was concerning. With a cooler head there are issues to discuss about our attacking quality, structure and urgency that keep lingering. We lack offensive gears to really hurt and trouble teams consistently.

Pathetic display. We turn way too many games into wars of attrition. More awful, awful decision making in the final third.

WHUT