That’s unlike Juventus to come in for a free transfer…

Current mood:

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G'mornin! 🔊🏆🏠🥰

Hearing a certain manager of a pub league team is in the mud. Can’t confirm yet. More of it as we get it.

Just a horrendously cringey man.

When it’s all laid out it’s pretty uninspiring. That defence as a collective is average at best. Also we don’t need both Watkins and Toney.

Premier League champions meet a Premier League champion

Gallas 😂😂😂😂 Brother you’re absolutely NOT a part of this

Imagine being *this* thick

We don’t even have pictures of Mik and the boys holding the trophy yet, but I when they do come they are getting widely distributed.

The only way to solve this is to nationalise the water. Private companies will categorically not do this. Across the board we are sleepwalking into a multitude of disasters while shareholders take home millions in profit.

We live in a world where Unai Emery can win the Europa League, and the immediate discussion isn't about how harshly treated he was by Arsenal (which he wasn't) or whether he deserved more time (he didn't). We made it.

really hungover so can't express this well but something about being at the emirates last night with everyone celebrating just felt like the complete antithesis of everything the right has tried to imagine london is. people want to get along, they just need a reason to be happy and have purpose

Saka is clearly a fan of blink-182.

A certain someone trying to cheer himself up by asking grok to put Jude Bellingham in a bikini

Morning

Thank you for being tolerant / patient / understanding. You know who you are. ❤️

Arsenal didn’t play yesterday yet it feels like a very goodly morning 😎

Arsenal have done the business. Just Palace to go. Cmon lads 🔴🔵

Pint?

There are some beautiful photos on Getty images right now. Here are a few of my faves so far. Photographer details in ALT text

Imagine when we get awarded 22/23 and 23/24 after the #115 verdict. Arrange some Jars and an unofficial walking parade on a random Tuesday to channel the proud history of this foggin cloob, while the lads are all off at the world cup and the only club representative available is Raymond Parlour.

I want every single city fan to solely blame the bottle guy.

Not all heroes wear capes, or shorts apparently #AFC #Arsenal #Bottle #Champions

Best rendition of We are the champions ever 😂😂😂❤️🤍 via Saka (IG)

LIGHT THAT UP!!!! 🏆

20 years ago, final day of the season for West Ham and for Spurs… 👀 Run it back.

Arsenal Football Club

So tonight we had to meet our wedding band singer to go through the set list for next week in the pub down the road and I wasn’t aware of the score until I got out and saw 1-0 87th minute. This is me arriving home to get the last few minutes of the game in.

Happy birthday again Ricky 🥹🫂❤️

Max Dowman has won the title before he’s taken his GCSE’s

Show me that bottle cunt now. #bottlecunt

Cheers all 🥲

I know PL clubs are in a very privileged position but Hamburg loaning Vieira with a €22m “option”, he keeps them up and was their best player so they want to keep him but pay under €10m? Proves they made that offer in bad faith and never intended to pay the option. Don’t sell to them on principle.

Obviously this has been on the cards for a while but against Lyon there did seem to be problems in midfield that she can certainly solve. Great signing.

Would like to see this tonight. Go out, make a statement, wrap the game up early then get the subs on; Rice>Myles MØ>Zubi Saka>Noni Cala>Hincapie Gyok>Kai Good balance of keeping the players we need fresh and giving players we need minutes.

😂😂😂

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What an incredibly soulless occasion. It’s genuinely insane how we’re seen as the villains against these lot.

Obviously hate them both but I’d rather an effervescent Chelsea went up against Spurs on Tuesday than a dejected one. And probably most importantly, fuck Bernardo Silva.

Now things have died down a bit, I want it known that the best moment of that match was the Hearts keeper going up and giving it the ‘calm down’ hand gesture

I hate Sky Stream so much. What a way to take a very good (albeit ridiculously expensive) product and make it utterly shit and piss off all your customers. Wankers.