@itvsport.bsky.social why do you insist on using Sam matterface on your comms, his bias is unmasked and his wittering is ridiculous and often ill informed, a proper product of @talksport.com and their terrible brand of “journalism”

GET THE FUCK IN!

Ere this ones crying #TuesdayClub #ElPresidente @tayo3000.bsky.social @midfieldgeneral303.bsky.social

@alandaviescomic.bsky.social ere this ones crying

Should’ve blown up earlier ref. Just lost your bonus there fella. #ARSCHE #CarabaoCup

I'm glad Caceido didn't come to Arsenal. He is such a classless thug

That second goal at the bridge has just made this more nervy that it needy to be. #ARSCHE #CarabaoCup

I thought we had got rid of these flea infested shit boxes

Saying goodbye to my little team this year. Been managing them for 6 years. It’s all over in 5 games, I’m starting the grieving process now. #AlexHawks

Hey @marina-purkiss.bsky.social is your twin sister Faye on The Irish @oficialthetraitors.bsky.social

Listening to #Roxette #Joyride on vinyl and it’s just hit me who Per Gessle reminds me of. Did a young #MichaelMcIntyre ever admit to being his stand in

A man in York has been given a court order saying that he must give police 24 hours notice before he has sex. That's nothing - I can give them about 2 months - my birthday is March 18th

How surprising they found a workaround T.A.C.O @thetrawl.bsky.social

They’ve announced the Brit award nominees and they haven’t mentioned Trump in ANY category. Boy is he gonna be pissed.

Listening to the #footballisticallyArsenal podcast and they should just change its name to Alan Algar is always right. I don’t know why he watches football as he seems to get no joy out of it.

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

So this just popped up on my timeline and as always I HAVE to share it. But this is the first time I’m doing it on bluesky, so I’m tagging people in it. I’ll lay some ground work. Around 16 years ago my wife paid for a brick at the emirates stadium for me from my kids as a Father’s Day present

Wha is the best looking football trophy ever and why is it the old first division title? #Trophy#Football #PremierLeague

#January is always a reflective time of year, and it’s always the big questions that play on my mind at this time of year and keep me awake Like….. Does Lightning McQueen have life, or car insurance?

Thomas skinner still wanging on about #StrictlyComeDancing being fixed

Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword" He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.

Fiona didn’t drop a grenade she stepped on a land mine #TheTraitors.

@jemmaforte.bsky.social and @marina-purkiss.bsky.social have you seen what Nigel Farage has said about Zack Polanski

I was looking at myself naked in a full length mirror yesterday when the thought suddenly dawned on me……….. They’re going to kick me out of this ikea soon.

That’s karma for Bernardo Silva being a shit house Also I added Haaland into my dream team yesterday. You’re welcome #ManCity fans. #MCFCCFC

He actually head butted big Gabby’s elbow and claimed a foul #BOUARS

Guess who transferred Declan rice out today

Hook Ødegaard and bring on Eze please! #BOUARS

Ooooooo mystery #Traitor.

Has someone hacked Mike Graham’s account again.

This #Villa lot are a bunch of softies aren’t they? Their whole game plan tonight is to disrupt our tempo #ARSCAVFC

So I get home early today and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked. "What's going on? Why are you naked?" I ask. 1/2

Sitting at the table with a fat stuffed bird. We’re waiting for her daughter to serve our Christmas dinner.

Vampire teeth: check. Cape: check. Hollowed out pumpkin: check. Trick or Treat Bag: check. OK, it's time to go out and confuse old people.

#Publicserviceannouncement It’s illegal to have sex in #Iceland on #ChristmasEve. If caught you will go to jail. Don’t know about the other uk supermarkets though, you’ll have to do your own research like I did.

@kayharker.bsky.social @blessedmariajones.bsky.social @condicote7000.bsky.social @brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social It’s with a heavy heart we say good bye again for the season. Until next year ha ha what

So far I've received 17 christmas cards. If I get one this year that will make 18.

seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend

Thank you Chase. The #AndrewTate stans are gonna have a hard time explaining how getting hit in the face is alpha.

All we need now is for #AndrewTate to get his head weaved into the canvas to make the perfect weekend. #PaulJoshua

Well that was something. #JakePaul calls himself a boxer ya know. He’ll be running round telling anyone who’ll listen that he comes out of that with credit. Absolutely ridiculous behaviour in the ring. I could nix AJ better than that and I’m nearly 50

Penultimate episode @brown-abner.bsky.social @kayharker.bsky.social @condicote7000.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social

How on EARTH do my neighbours think they’ll hide that trampoline before Christmas

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he does make good Subway sandwiches

Alright look, I can take being woke, I can fight my corner re:refugees I will even debate with you on the whole point of Brexit being to stop immigration of non white people depsite there being no predominately non white nations in the EU. BUT THIS 👇🏻 Too far Britain. Too far!!!

Turns out the girl from lazy town gave up on the sports candy and found whiskey and tabs, sportacus you ol’ dawg

Current status

My wife has been moaning for 2 days about me not fixing the broken step that leads to the basement. I should probably go down there and check on her, she sounds like she's in a lot of pain.