NO ONE ELSE IS AWAKE TO SEE THIS BUT A DOG JUST COMPETED IN WOMEN’S CROSS COUNTRY SKIING AND THEY GOT A FINISH LINE PHOTO OF IT AHHHH 🐕 #olympics

This is a pogrom

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that “Bugonia” was an art house version of “Saving Silverman”

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

Man I kept waiting for Residente to come out

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad. Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️

there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now

Boy, the snowblower I haven’t had to use for three years had real “like a new signing” energy this week!

Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign. Gregory Bovino must also be fired. No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.

So far in Minnesota They Shot a 37-year-old mother Renee Good four times, killing her, right after she dropped off her son at school. Then Ice kidnapped a five year old. Then ice kidnapped a two year old Then border patrol murdered Va nurse. Then Sec Noam went on tv and lied about it

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but… We gotta boycott the shit out of this World Cup. Enough is enough.

ICE is a terror organization and must be dismantled, abolished and its members prosecuted. Full stop.

The federal government is executing American citizens in the middle of the street for exercising their constitutional right to freedom of speech. This is tyranny. No free people can accept this kind of government. We need to bring an end to the Trump regime.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

If you’re defending kidnapping a five year old, you’re losing

Deporting children with cancer. Using a 5-year-old as bait. Shooting moms. ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.

Man, he chooses to do all this bullshit when I’ve got literally two trips to Europe in the next month.

Yassine Bounou is a great talent and great personality, and he ought to be playing in a real league. #AFCON

I’d love to watch the #AFCON final today but it’s on a channel that no one in human history has ever actually seen

FACT OF THE DAY: Josh Allen remains tied with Jets legend Mark Sanchez with two (2) AFC Championship Game appearances and zero (0) victories

Frey: "You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You're not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them when they are in fact American citizens. That is against the law in every state. That is against our US Constitution."

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

You might as well sign your new coach “until the earth collapses into the sun.” These numbers are absolutely meaningless

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

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Republicans are taking away health care from 15 million Americans. They are doubling premiums for 20 million. Now, they are illegally withholding emergency SNAP funding that keeps millions of children from going hungry. All so they can give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1%.

HE’S COMING HOME #RBNY

Sources: The Colorado Rapids and head coach Chris Armas have mutually agreed to part ways.

Rest in Power, Captain 🫡 You made watching the Jets fun

“I can’t wait to see Arsenal smash Palace!” *sees Chris Richards* 😫

I firmly believe that 90% of World Cup preparation is making sure your players are fit so if we wanna just keep Pulisic and Jedi on ice until June I’m alright with that #USMNT

Living next to a college campus gives me the urge to go out and buy all these 20 year old dudes a pair of J Crew chinos

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La conexión Marplatense doing the lord’s work #dibu #buendia #AVFC

Aaaaaand MacAllister destroys our dreams 🇵🇷 😢 #PuertoRico

HOLY SHIT PUERTO RICO FROM 70

The Bein Sports commentator for #ArgentinaPuertoRico is simultaneously struggling and having the best night of his life

Maxi Moralez has a Rodri-like ability to avoid getting yellow cards for obviously bookable fouls #intermiami #nycfc

Rodrigo de Paul RN #InterMiami #MLS

A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military. And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.

Me, desperate for the last four years for Lucho Acosta to play for the USMNT:

Silly match, silly goal (the clearest foul I’ve ever seen), silly result. Good thing none of it matters! #arsenal

@kenjennings.bsky.social my six year old, world’s biggest Jeopardy! fan, wants to know “wait, why is his hair brown? His hair is usually white!” and now he wants an explanation. (Book is awesome, btw)

I don’t care about Leagues Cup EXCEPT for when it’s MLS teams I don’t care for getting clowned