CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO 🇪🇸

absolute chimneys

five‽ lmao

the Nico Williams experience in all its agonizing glory

VAMOS

¡ZUBI ZUBI DOO!

SEE YA

lowkey feel like i’m watching a mid-season “Arsenal trying to break down a low block & overcome inconsistent refereeing for 90 minutes” match and of course, that means a Mikel Merino winner is imminent

it’s genuinely absurd how many whiny, entitled goblins make up this Argentina side. just so comically unlikeable, ~70% cartoon villains on the pitch at any given time

bring on Merino

oh ffs

nice

ya i am feeling feelings

….so i missed the first ~80 minutes

lol. lmao even

see y’all tuesday

cursed

bleh

man if Switzerland somehow survive their way to penalties and pull this out it’s going to be something i will never forget

you simply love to see it

what the actual fuck

“this is pure mentality you can bottle it up and sell it” is an all-timer

yung Beckham in the Rogers shirt 👀

Bobb ain’t my uncle that’s for sure

Ødegaard out here in the 111th minute looking like an energizer bunny i do not understand

man i can’t wait for Saka to have 2 full months off and come back healthy

tbf Haaland has been a zombie out there for the last 85 minutes but that is tough. Strand-Larsen hero time

was such a “ya we truly give zero fucks about player welfare” decision to have this match in Miami in the middle of July. 90+ (32+) degree heat and 65+% humidity. just ridiculous conditions to play potentially 120+ of football.

B IS PLAYING BY HIMSELF OUT HERE HAVE SOME SHAME ENGLAND

watching Ødegaard enjoy playing football brings me a whole lot of joy in turn

ya so isn’t play meant to stop when this happens? where’s the in-ball chip?

we have ourselves a football game ladies & gentlefolk

Arsenal shirt spotted

COYNorways

one of the reasons i love Merino so much is that i also wore the numbers 23 (goated) & 6 (lol) as a striker

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

kinda wild that something just seems to have clicked for Fery over the past month. just a complete elevation of his game, pretty incredible to see happening in real time

I did it I wrote the article wish me luck Lionel Messi is the GOAT, Ronaldo is not, why just about every statistical analyst agress www.expectinggoals.com/p/messi-rona...

CRAZY TOWN

one thing i am hopeful of is that tens of thousands of ~once every 4 years fans~ become ~ahh there’s soccer on~ fans, before evolving into a ~football has utterly consumed my (in)corporeal existence~ supporter & passing that latent fanaticism gene on via proximal osmosis (as nature intended)

ooooooooooffff

getting Balogun on the back of the @sickoscommittee.org shirt feels even more like the right decision now than it did when i ordered it for reasons i cannot even begin to try to fully comprehend

i am happy to hate on Pulisic, who will be seeing his overhyped & under-delivered legacy crumble to windblown dust in the shadow of Tillman’s ascension to colossus within the collective enjoyer-of-football consciousness — not just in the US — over the next 2 cycles

that Hearts of Pine shirt is a banger tbf

bummer that this is going to be the legacy of this team that has some really compellingly likable individuals. maybe now they’ll use their platform to say important words about important things since they no longer have to ~focus on football~, and that will become their legacy instead

the unprincipled “i condone corruption when it benefits me, specifically” lot are, unsurprisingly, rather quick to abandon their unprincipled support once the corruption did not benefit them, specifically

fair play well done

i actually can’t get over how brutal that performance was from Ream. took 38 years but the Age Curve always wins

(got ‘em)