I NEEDED THIS SO DESPERATELY

if i could pick literally anyone in the world to have a clear run at that header from that angle in that moment it would be Gabriel. alas, sometimes things don’t go quite how you hoped. still 6 points clear. 17 still to play. we move.

Noni comes on, Noni does Noni things

i am fine this is fine i am not nervous at all, totally cool and chill and fine

BRING ME THE GABIZ I’VE SEEN ENOUGH

Saliba just casually closing down Frimpong at speed from anugly angle. just absurd how easy he makes it look. Rolls. Royce.

commentary on Peacock has been strangely (complimentary) objective today?

hoyyyyyyaaa baloiiiyyaaa this team is uniquely gifted in its ability to take years off my life

seeing that W-W-W-W-W makes me feel things every damn time. OTBAG.

COYMFG

hate everything about this

This is basically the view of the world that Plato sets out to refute in the Republic. One of the core questions asked therein is: why do powerful people think the mere fact of them exercising dominion makes it good for them to do so? Sure, you *can* get away with stuff if you're powerful - so what?

JMAC IN THE THROWBACKS >>>

CONFIRRRRRMMMMMEEEEDDDDD

welp can never make anything easy, can we

CHAOS REIGNETH

most disjointed / collectively frustrated by a lack of positioning i’ve seen us in a lonnnnngggg long while. really just strange stuff going on here right now

would be something poetic about Semenyo picking up an unexpected red in a match where he’s basically already playing for the 115s

Noni is actually insane

BIG GABI 9 REDEMPTIOOOOOON

is this some sort of sick joke

Of players with at least 500 minutes played in the Premier League this season, Martin Ødegaard ranks (per 90): - 1st for progressive passes - 1st for through balls - 2nd for passes into the box - 3rd for open play passes that lead to a shot

HYPE HYPE HYPE

really level-headed and thoughtful post-match interview from Morgan Rogers (despite being baited by the Sky reporter looking for a sound bite). type of player/person any club would be lucky to have

Arsenal 4 - Aston Villa 1

THIIIIISS YEEEEEEAAAAAR

RAYA HOW MAN

my face is lowkey hurting from smiling rn this has been a wonderful second half of football. narratives being addressed and created anew, flow state being found, everyone enjoying their football; this is Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal.

THAT GOAL BELONGS TO JESUS

47 checks later, we move!

ya this, this i like

Set Piece motherfooooookin FC

new refs. same as the old refs.

this just might be the most open our midfield has been since Guendouzi was making a choice between tracking anyone (literally, anyone) or looking for some nice daises to pick in the final third

Onana just jaunting through our Rice-less midfield without a care in the world

i was led to believe that cracking down on embellishment with yellows was one of the points of emphasis for this year?

crazy that Hincapié has gotten up to that “i can play without having to (over)think what i’m supposed to be doing” speed as quickly as he has. hitting that system curve hockey stick in real time and it’s lovely, he’s such a joy to watch when he’s able to play freely / with confidence

COYGGGGGGGSIXHAKXHHAKZJZ

the theodicy but make it sports

joyeux noel to those who celebrate & happy (holi)day of american sports excess to all! 🎄

they really are playing FM irl

need: • 22 points from Tyler Warren • 17 points from Jauan Jennings • ~30 points from CMC for my 2nd half semi-final miracles. TreVeyon injury & McBride x Josh Allen games may have doomed me

could not care less about the loss now just need Pat Bryant to be ok

i have strong negative feelings to that particular post and that particular post only

so did the ponytail prevent a concussion

SOMETIMES ALL A HOOPER NEEDS IS TO SEE THE BALL GO IN ONCE

calling on Arsenal sky’s resident volleyball expert to critique the form there @mitchpeotter.bsky.social

why tf is Saka being booed what is wrong with these teeth-stickers

insurance premiums going up 18% for the same coverage with no explanation whatsoever gotta fucking love it

had a dream that i missed the #SFB15 SF cut by .04 points, woke up to see that i quite literally am the cut (by the .14 skin of my teeth!) 500/500. survive & advance — the ¡Zubi Doo! FC dream lives on for another week! just an unreal/unforgettable first SFB experience 😭