As Tall As Her Eyes
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I don't need to breathe in to breathe out
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The Onion
about 13 hours ago
Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days
https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/
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Gary Neville has a button mushroom.
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"He wasn't even real. They want you to believe he wasn't made of balloons and paper but the illuminati created him with Bill Gates' software and powered him with vaccines. This is where they went wrong as the 5G in the vaccine caused a malfunction."
2 days ago
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š¶You'll never sing that!š¶ (Shot creating action though š)
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Keithy
2 days ago
If Cucurellaās nickname isnāt Cunt Jesus Iāll be very disappointed
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Hearing Arsenal criticised for having good squad depth as "players won't be happy" after being criticised last season for not having good squad depth. They love to hate us.
4 days ago
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Ken Cheng
4 days ago
please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice
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JoJo
4 days ago
Sign and share pls ā¤ļø
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Jeremy
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Peter Geoghegan
4 days ago
The main story on BBC 6 Music News this morning is that a āboat carrying migrants is on its way to Franceā Delivered in the same upbeat tone as England winning the womenās Euros. The migration ādebateā in this country is unmoored from reality, and the media-political complex is feeding it
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The Onion
4 days ago
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDONāClaiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
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Mehdi Hasan
5 days ago
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and heād still have a job.
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Needed it to be fucking officially classified, eh?! Spineless fucking coward. Like the rest in power. They all disgust me.
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Harry Flowers
5 days ago
Come on you lot, Anneka is in the helicopter waiting for the next clue.
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One of my favourite Robert Redford stories is from when he was showering with Gary Neville in the Man Utd changing rooms and Gary had his back to him...
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Bruce Gorrie
6 days ago
I'm not particularly patriotic but sometimes you just have to admit that no other country can put on such a magnificent show of pomp, circumstance and pageantry to flatter and placate a putative dictator, convicted felon,racist,sexual predator and friend of Epstein like Great Britain can
#GSTK
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Arteta kicking himself thinking he could've got another year out of Partey before he absolutely would have to get rid.
6 days ago
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Watch out guys. AI is going to take over the world... š
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Dan Sheehan
6 days ago
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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Steven (with a PH)
about 1 month ago
Missed a call by seconds. Immediately phoned back. No answer. Just chucked your phone in the lake there did you? You living off the grid then? Heard you're a wild man of the forests now. Good for you. Good for you you piece of shit.
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Keithy
7 days ago
Lower your flags for Robert Redford, you fascist cunts
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The Green Party of England & Wales
7 days ago
The UN has confirmed what we already knew: Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians. Only last week our government were denying this reality and continue to sell arms to Netanyahu's genocidal regime. They must wake up and act now to end the genocide.
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Off course Simon Jordan is spouting misinformation about Charlie Kirk's killer's "left-wing ideologies" on
@talksport.com
Ignore the facts for your paymasters.
#talkSHITE
7 days ago
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Andy Kelly
7 days ago
Not sure the real
@tomrobinson.com
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Some of these are great. š
7 days ago
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mattie lubchansky
almost 2 years ago
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Shar A
7 days ago
āNo pulse.ā
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Nothing says "I'm protectin' are girls" like a can of Stella in one hand and yer cock in the other!
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Jack Graham
8 days ago
What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess.
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ChrisO_wiki
8 days ago
Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp
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Banking on the fact that none of their supporters can read more than a few words.
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The Onion
8 days ago
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTONāClaiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
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Fize
9 days ago
Imagine travelling all the way down to London to piss on the streets and shout at the police to only get home on a Sunday and then a Muslim scores a 90th winner against your club.
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EVERYBODY HAS FREE SPEECH! THERE WILL ALWAYS BE CONSEQUENCES FOR WHAT YOU SAY THOUGH. ALWAYS. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING THICK?!
9 days ago
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Raya's go go gadget finger tips!
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Matt David
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He should fly one of his shitty rockets to the sun.
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Fuck Elon Musk.
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TheParisAngel
9 days ago
I mean, call me a Loony Lefty if you want, but it *is* starting to look a bit weird arresting disabled pensioners protesting peacefully one day and telling coked up bellends attacking you to ācalm downā another day the same month. Obviously, just my opinion. I might have got it wrong.
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This is fucking mental!
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9 days ago
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Cold War Steve
10 days ago
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Nick Smith
11 days ago
Chelsea handing out long contracts for more random S American teenagers I see
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Anyone ever had MPFL surgery? Having mine done in a couple of weeks and wondered what recovery time is like?
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The Volatile Mermaid
12 days ago
Live your life in such a way that when you die, people arenāt able to cite thousands of comments youāve made advocating the deaths of others.
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Cartoon Steve Bould.
12 days ago
I hear Starmer's pushing for Paul Gadd to replace Mandelson...
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