Mary Magdalene on Good Friday in AD 33.

These past 45 minutes of Madueke made me appreciate how good a 40% fit Saka can still be and what a literal child can offer.

Just put on Britain's Got Talent

If Tuchel doesn’t take Saka, Rice, White and Eze to the WC then he’s Germany!

Got to feel sorry for Norgaard. Third choice for his position in midfield behind a left back.

This thing’s got a bald spot, right on it’s arsehole, from people touching it. Spare me all the fucking ‘don’t walk on our badge carpet’ wankery.

Just ordered myself a new doormat.

Jason Cundy's opinions are so bad even his new hairline is too embarrassed to stick around.

Imagine over turning this.

This is one of the worst CL officiating performances at this stage of the competition I’ve ever seen. Even if the ref didn’t get a bag at half time, he’s clearly let the home fans ref the game in his stead. Disgraceful.

simeone will be able to hear me calling him a cunt from block 2 next week.

Impressive performance from Simeone to manage Atleti and ref the second half.

Eze brought down in the box #Arsenal #AFC #COYG #Gunners #UCL #ChampionsLeague

That is fucking disgraceful!

More of a nonsense.

What is Madueke complaining about? Apart from a shot that went wide and an overhit cross he's been shit.

Take off Madueke and Martinelli for Saka.

Heinze Just pointing out to Arteta that Martinelli is still on the pitch.

Ode? FFS.

Getting Sterling off for Saka and Martinelli off for Eze.

What a nonsense.

Still not great, but Raheem Sterling did ok in the first half.

That front 3 is fucking shite!

Ai gonna take over the world... 🙄

All this and its basically 1-0 to PSG.

Reckon Diaz’s dad might come out of his Shannon Matthews tribute bed frame to see his son’s goal

Stop going to Clattenberg.

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

Don’t even know who’s doing a bit now.

Billionaires say they’re building bunkers because the apocalypse is coming but really it’s because people fucking hate them

Should be a pretty charged atmosphere at Wembley for the Cup final. Hundreds of charges.

The Lance Armstrong v Ben Johnson final.

Going to be an outstanding final between Man City (130) and Chelsea (74). Never could we lovers of the game have ever imagined a showpiece with over 200 outstanding charges.

All the cheats in the FA Cup final. The beautiful game.

They're only allowed in schools.

Ian Huntley would've got away with it if he hadn't have been a BNP supporter

Watching it at home and I was so relaxed throughout. His comments were so bizarre. They are dangerous on the break and we nullified that threat. Newcastle wanted to keep the game close and play for the last fifteen minutes, with their better players and it failed.

The biggest indicator that all the assassination attempts have been fake is that if someone really wanted to assassinate him, he'd be the easiest president in history to whack. He's always golfing and he's half dead anyway. Very easy to lure him into a bush with a young child and say he tripped

Does America really not have ANY competent assassins?

This is proper batshit panic now

Remember when Barca got 2 red cards in consecutive CL matches for DOGSO about a week ago & everyone was like, yep, thems the rules… just wondering how, in back to back PL games, Khusanov & Pope both commit DOGSO offences on Arsenal strikers & the only reaction from refs is hahaha fuck off Arsenal?

Sky Sports want you to believe the crowd are nervous and unhappy

The Sky commentary makes the performance sound so much worse than it was. Made Newcastle sound so much more threatening than they were. If I had a Sky subscription I'd cancel it and get one of those stick things. #FuckGaryNeville

That old story about Phil Neville catching Gary sniffing their mum's knickers still makes me laugh. 😂

Pâté > Madueke

One in, one out. I don't make the Arsenal injury rules.

Pepe > Madueke

What a player Eze is.

Gary Neville is such a prick.