Whoever puts up these posters in London deserves a prize. This latest one about the pervert spying glasses from Zuckerberg is spot on. TechBros want privacy for themselves, but not for anyone else. There's no way this should be legal.

“It's not a crime to have a glass of wine on the day of the lord's resurrection. In fact, some would consider that completely appropriate," is one of the most amazing things ever said both in mitigation and in an Australian accent.

David Warner opts for a reckless drive www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Wonderfully relatable content

Willockinho off now as well. Let’s test this one in one out theory, then.

Charity shop pickups today: A fabulous book commemorating the Royal Albert Hall, and *the* quintessential ‘play for today’.

Get into them, @lukeedwardstele.bsky.social

A little reminder about the diligent, approachable, hard working journalists we’re lucky enough to have on the United beat. Savvy, knowledgeable and always willing to engage. Good people, and excellent at their jobs. Not every club is able to say the same.

There are no days too dark for the tapping up consultancy services to give it a rest. #NUFC

I’ve had a beer outside the Trent with my boys and talked about the Killer sweatshirt, Bez’s medical, Bobby selling Howey to Ipswich while at Lisbon, Jim Dobbin, needing to be in The Gallowgate by 12:30 We’ve talked about Watching training at Maiden Castle, Venison for England and more. Emotional.

Ah man... Actual tears... #nufc

Sorry about the handwriting (I’m getting on) but I’m pleased I went along. I think we’ve all learned a lot about football, and ourselves today. Gan well, bonny lad. You were the best.

Only one show in town tonight, lads. Somebody was good enough to put the whole VHS up onto YouTube. youtu.be/mYWn4-Ar7ok?...

Let’s see which dickhead pundits incorrectly refer to Tino Asprilla and that night against Barcelona. Wrong manager, lads. Try Peterborough away or that May evening down at Blundell Park.

I don’t think I can begin to get across how much this amazing man means to me, or how, in the space a of a few short months he seemed to transform the world, because, as far as I was concerned, he did. (short 🧵 following if I can compose myself)

Fuck no. No, no, no, no, no…….

We are now able to summarise that high level #NUFC summit in New York.

Here come the memes!

Tango and Cash

Romero blanking Trump? Good lad.

Buy him, you cunt.

Paredes congratulating the Spanish players. #SPAARG #ESPARG

Do Americans actually like sport? They seem to feel there must always be something else going on to keep you engaged. Most fans just want the game to restart. We’re capable of enjoying the break.

People who do that heart thing should have their thumbs and index fingers cut off.

As we brace ourselves for the sacrilege of a WC final half-time show, a reminder that Shakira (and her co-writer Ed Sheeran among others) stand to make a lot of money from their "anthem", despite assurances that "all proceeds" would go to charity.

Pepper’s is better than this shit. And Pepper’s is horrible. You stick to the floor.

Who’s this cunt? Who were those cunts? This is shit.

Can they not just have a police dog display team?

Hydration Break.

Spain playing Trump as well I see.

Let us never do this to football again.

😆😆

Not one of them watching the game.

“Can I come off now, Mr Tuchel?”

God, that was excellent. He’s the best midfielder we’ve had since Gazza. Find some defenders.

“Sack Danny Murphy for being unprofessional with a microphone”

Olise’s not that good, is he?

And again…

Would be hilarious if Tuchel gets the boot off the back of this second half. Clown.

Go defensive now, you cunt.

The match that modern football deserves.

I saw this game at Loftus Road in 1985.

“My baby takes the morning train, she gans to graft, comes back again…”

Stick Burny up front again, you fraud.

I hope Shilton is watching this, the daft cunt.

My favourite ever live on TV, Colonel Potter to Klinger... 'I like you, you remind me of my son and look like my wife'.

I’m pleased England are winning a testimonial, but me and Anita decided to have a listening party with this fucking gem instead, as we do every other fortnight. Everyone’s happy nowadays, or something.

I see you’re all enjoying Soccer Aid this year.