Their euphemisms for ‘on strike’ are always funny.

When you've got to stay for the whole event but you ate something dodgy beforehand.

Meanwhile in Reach PLC, Liverpool. #nufc

The truth: we need migration. The problem: too many politicians are terrified to say it. Why? They're led by a) toxicity of the charlatans & b) wealthy media organisations who demand these useful distractions rather than us talking about inequality. Reject it. Draw the line.

I liked it better when they pretended their content wasn't AI generated.

BlueSky has a lot of football fans* claiming to be actual journalists while posting content that even the dumbest fanzine wouldn't touch. #nufc *Mostly Liverpool fans.

Note how we’ve moved from concerns about people arriving irregularly in small boats to wrecking the lives of people who are by definition here entirely lawfully

Apparently, it’s socially unacceptable to compare anyone or anything to Hitler. Mention Hitler, and you’ll be shouted down with a chorus of “Godwin’s Law”. Well sod that. Until we start comparing Trump to Hitler, we’re unprepared for what is barrelling towards us. 🧵1/4

I like Dan Burn as a free-roaming playmaker

Infuriates me when cameras squeeze into team huddles. It's private. That's why it's a fucking huddle. #arsmci

Three days after a Champions League game Long journey Team heavily rotated Against a good team riding high and scoring goals Robbed of clearcut penalty There are plenty that will moan but that's a good clean sheet, performance and point. #nufc

Dan Burn. What a man. #nufc

How is that not a penalty? Absolutely scandalous. #nufc

Half of Bournemouth's team look like this: #nufc

The co-commentator thinks it's "aerial jewels". #nufc

If the Bournemouth announcer says "Make some noise!" one more time I'm smashing my telly. #nufc

Re all the posts I've read this morning about whether Gordon should play and where. He's suspended. As you were #NUFC

Hasn't scored in open play since he turned 25 and a half 🐀

Private Eye

China's progress on renewable energy is breathtaking. In the first half of this year they installed more than twice as much solar as the rest of the world *combined*. This is what you can achieve when you can plan production around social objectives.

171 days since Isak last scored in open play.

Slot complaining about every decision.

Exactly what I thought.

With weary cynicism and disdain. Obvs.

This Liverpool Everton game has - Everton hearts broken by late VAR call - written all over it.

As opposed to all those defenders that hate defending.

Circus at the SOL. The jokes write themselves. #NUFC

The small things: Work finished Nice breakfast bought Daughter football Sat am Then TV football to graze on Got curry ingredients for dinner #nufc Sunday Tidying kitchen with headphones on and great tunes 👌 open.spotify.com/track/6XEk5K...

I always miss this stuff on the telly because I can't tune in before kick off in case Jamie Carragher is in the studio. #nufc

#nufc bedwetters FFS get some self awareness and consider all the progress and context. Asprilla nights v Barca are legendary because they're once in a lifetime. Don't just turn up and expect guaranteed results and entertainment. It was Barca but Blackpool. *turns off app*

Trump repays Starmer's "hospitality" (grovelling flattery) with an incendiary attack on Sadiq Khan, a man already subjected to an endless stream of racist abuse & death threats. Appeasement of fascists only serves to encourage them.

If you're on here whining about how #NUFC didn't beat one of the biggest clubs in the world then take a moment and realise that, in itself, shows how far we've come. I'm in my 50s and we've never had a squad this strong in my lifetime. Onward.

Bit negative that mind! I was actually laughing in SJP when I saw Thiaw, Botman, Murphy and Woltemade warming up together. All those names wouldn't have been anywhere near our bench 4 years ago. We've not had it so good maybe ever ( my lifetime anyway)

Saw this and my first thought was Trump?

EXCLUSIVE 🎙️: Atletico Madrid Defender Robin Le Normand on his tackle on Alexander Isak “ That was for my friends in Newcastle”

Mate.

Liverpool in the opposition box for the next ten minutes.

The Royal Family, the Labour Party, Donald Trump. United and compromised by a paeodophile. Despicable people everywhere you look.

Today, while Donald Trump dined at Windsor castle, thousands of us turned out to reject a politics of hatred, division and fear. We had a message to him and our own government: stop appeasing the far-right, stop arming Israel, and start promoting peace and equality instead.

For god's sake, burn it down...

Been enjoying this. Recommended.

History will not be kind.

I want everything fixed and for all people to be nice and I just want the news to be...Wow! Have you heard this song? (And for the song to be ready good.) Just me?

It's that time of year again where people get excited about Starbucks serving a pumpkin coffee, and the rest of us know who cut out of our lives moving forward

Everything about this is wrong including the breathless BBC tone. We've taken so many wrong turns. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This has an air of smugness that they screwed potentially even more money out of #NUFC until you read on.... If any of these stipulations are met, I'd gladly chuck the first tenner in the hat.

Been trying to work out who the Brentford manager reminds me of. Got it.