Woltemade will be a better, more versatile forward than Isak, partly because Isak never understood how much his ability was a function of the squad he was part of #nufc

Superb. Great game that like. HTL 🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC

Mouth agape as Reform given 10 minutes on BBC Breakfast to deliver an almost entirely unchallenged series of racist conspiracy theories. Argh!

How much would I love it if Osula scored today? #NUFC

Ask an immigrant with indefinite leave to remain how easy it is to sort out ID when getting a new job *right now*. This is a total disconnect from reality, racist, and stupid.

Lovely write up. Hope to see you back in the Prem soon #bcafc !

any of you lovely people recomment forums for arts/filmmaking teachers? Leading my first module next week, looking for resources, and finding Reddit to be a bearpit. Where else is good to share and care? #academicsky #phdsky

Claude appears to have died #phdsky

And chaotic authoritarianism isn't a rejection of progressive ideals, but the absence of material progress - a social cyst filled up with septic puss of comforting myths. Clock is really ticking for #uklabour government to wake up & address the rotten sores that're beginning to stink of fascism

Lot of new combos & players in this team. Botman-Thiaw, Elanga-Woltemade, Hall fresh back, Miley. I think a point would be great and gets us used to proper rotation #NUFC

Newcastle brilliant tonight, pipped by a world class team. Ah well. Just got to work on my son’s post match temperament now. Still hasn‘t quite got the hang of being a stoically disappointed Mag 😅 #NUFC

Feeling good about #NUFC this eve. Win, and we’re all celebrating for a month. Lose, and well, it’s Barca. As long as we give it 💯. Can’t believe it’s been 28 years tho. That’s just MENTAL🤯🤯🤯

From the official club account over on X, this is class. #NUFC

memories from #nufc 1997 - one is the noise, two is being on the bottom tier of the Milburn stand in the corner, and Tino’s legs somehow becoming elastic bands before scoring the hat trick. Amazing night.

"They are legitimising the extreme right by letting them dictate the terms of politics, and in so doing are paving the way for them ... This is appeasement pure and simple. It didn't stop fascism in the 1930s. And it will not work today."

Thank goodness it was just nazi thugs and not people waving pro Palestinian flags today, otherwise the government might have had to step in on a Saturday and say something

Foreign billionaires don’t get to incite violence against Britain. We cannot stay silent. 1/5 www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

after sacrificing three goats and fasting 40 days and nights at foot of the Bobby statue, I managed to snag two #nufc tix for the Forest game in the general sale! Woop!

People everywhere still seeing what happened yesterday as a political problem, rather than a symptom of economic violence meted out over decades. If you're wealthy and white - and especially male - the answer isn't 'pushing back', its going all in on empowerment, education and advocacy.

What pisses me off about 99% of the news coverage since yesterday is that, seemingly, violence is only bad when it happens to white men. *So many* of the people I see posting about it have been completely silent about every other atrocity that gets committed on a daily basis.

Draft 1 of the 'thesis' submitted!! An insane & rambling detournement of the road genre, a disobedient middle finger to orthodox epistemes & peadogical oppression, a hybrid work that reimagines ruptures of grief as waypoints in a surreal psychogeography of an ADHD mind. < Abstract? #phdsky

PhD still not finished, but getting to a point where I feel like I might actually know some stuff. Talk to other academics and don't recognise the voice that comes out sometimes. It's a cool feeling, very empowering #phdsky

Well, here’s hoping I’m not surfing when there’s a real emergency alert cos like most of the waves today…

They were never going to let a working class lass keep her place in power for long. Compare this to Zahawi, who clung onto his job as Chancellor despite a £4.8m tax 'error' and alleged investigations by serious fraud #politics #labour news.sky.com/story/angela...

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

3 years in the blink of an eye. Not finished yet but the great pals I've made here're starting to drift off. This was my 1st proper experience of uni, I've adored every min of it & I'm gutted to see the community we built dissipate. Happy-sad time, but lots of bright futures #phdsky #academicsky

#nufc Isak as a Warhammer 40k Ork. youtube.com/shorts/PvFJR...

Alexander… who? Check this big fella out though: m.youtube.com/watch?v=WbH2... #NUFC

Doing a PhD, but trying to get my head around the UCL pot/draw system is like #NUFC

supporters last week: we hate Jackson. He's doesn't fit the profile. How can the club even consider signing him! supporters this week: we love Jackson! He would've been perfect! How come the club didn't sign him before Bayern? #NUFC

Imagine a game like that 5 or 6 years ago. Does it matter if we win everything? Does it matter more that we try? Though last night was up there with all time great #NUFC performances. The only thing left on the pitch was Schar’s blood and the skin off VVD’s leg.

Well, that’s 3/3 failures on both #NUFC ballot and general member sale. Looks like it’s gonna be the FA/Carabao early rounds again - maybe a Mon night match against Leeds in mid Jan if we’re lucky. There must be a better way 😫

Watching Jeff Buckley live in Chicago, and there really isn’t a single dud track on Grace is there? Just track after track of pure soul food #music

Hate Spurs, but love Thomas Frank as a manager. The dissonance! #NUFC

I'm exhausted and should be asleep but I'm wondering why the jedi all dress like Ben Kenobi when he was clearly just wearing Tattooine style clothes to fit in. Who got confused in the prequel design meeting?

Transfer window woes #nufc fans? Watching this cheered me right up

In between researching FIFA's article 17, I somehow managed to write a 5K word conclusion for my thesis in the style of a courtroom drama in which I, the accused, am, defending my positionality. Happy Thursday! #phdsky

Article 17 must be triggered within 15 days of the final match of the season. Sorry to have to tell you this, Dan, but the 🪟 is ❌ until June '26 #NUFC

In other, non footie related news, I got my first gig! Woop! An extremely exciting semester as lead on a brand new documentary practice module! Really excited to design and deliver this, if not bricking it slighly 😬 #academicsky

God, Isak has turned my feed from being academia focussed to entorely football related. Apologies to friends who don't actually care about this ridiculous stuff!

all a bit grubby isn't it? What a shame. I love it when ex-legends return & get their ovations at SJP. It'll be a genuinely sad day when the guy who scored our cup winning goal gets jeered from the rafters. Is there anyone else (other than Owen) who managed to piss fans off this much? #NUFC

#NUFC prediction: Gordon & Barnes will improve their finishing as they rotate the no. 9, we'll sign Wissa despite the last minute jitters, we'll get another striker in January, the sky will stay where it is, the world will not end, we'll grow into the season as usual, & we'll finish up in UCL again

Not sure why the pessimism for tomorrow. Isak is MIA, but still got players more than capable of scoring. Gordon, Elanga, Barnes, Murph, Bruno, Joe, Tino, even Schar and Osula can put them away #NUFC

#academicsky assemble! I’ve been given a module to lead in S1! Both big Woop, and big Eek! Does anyone have any resources on good practice for module design? Mix of theory and practice. My field, but not my specialism so double eek!

The hair is back, may it bring silver on the pitch. Can’t wait for tomorrow, hopefully we get Wissa, and then we can all stop blathering about ‘the other guy’ for a bit. HTL. #NUFC

Great day yesterday. Faith restored in humanity. Asked for feedback on unsucessful job app at another uni, head of school called on her own time with 3 pages of notes & a few hours guest lecturing to help me build CV. Blown away #phdsky #academicsky

phd is cooking on gas, which is more than I can say for new career. That's 7th straight job rejection this morning. Starting to wonder whether academia was the daftest career choice I've made yet, and there's been some competition #phdsky #academicsky 😩

On the upside, getting a season ticket for 26/27 is looking like a good bet. Every cloud. #NUFC

Meticulously engineered and monitored. Industrialized eradication of a people.